I wish I could contribute but I suck at this Which is why I'm starting the thread.

Let's explore the Fine Art of Bribing, which as we all know can come in handy to get out of difficult situations. I'm talking specifically about BRIBING here - NOT tipping.

Who do you bribe and when?

How much?

How do you introduce the topic? How do you do it discreetly and without causing embarrassment?

Do you talk first, do you shake hand with money in hand without saying a word, do you hand over an enveloppe, what?

What are your best bribing stories?

Let's hear it!

I fronted the money for a bribe once but was not involved in the handover and negotiations.

Does that count?

Bribing techniques..........I'm shocked!

May as well title it 'How to break the law'

Closed as discussing illegal activities is not allowed.