That's the great sort of optimism that lets us forget our mundane inconveniences. Life as Purgatory; once we're done with it, we'll be happy, boundless and free. Purgatory is still a bit negative and troublesome, though. Bearing in mind that we don't actually get any Readers' Reports from the afterlife, you might want to take the next two anecdotes with a pinch of salt: A gentleman went to Hell and the devil said to him "Right, your first punishment is that you must choose your own eternal punishment. So what do you fancy - eternally pushing Sisyphus' rock up the mountain? Eagles pecking your innards? Or what about these guys?" And he saw people up to their oxters in stinking sewage. "I'm not sure about that - do you have anything else?" "Well what about this?" People standing knee-deep in sewage drinking Earl Grey tea "Aye, that looks better; I'll have some of that" "Right, tea break's over, back on your heads" So you'll need to bear in mind that this is an anecdote from my youth, and you might want to use Google to understand how things were back then Leonid Brezhnev passed away, and went down to face his fate. "Right Leonid, you have to remember that we have a strict one-out - one in policy here, so you'll get to choose your punishment, and whoever is currently suffering that will be released; so let me show you round" And he goes to the first cell, where Lenin is being toasted with blow torches. "No, I don't fancy that" In the next room, Stalin is being whipped "That doesn't look so bad, but I don't want him to go free" "Well, this is your last choice" And he saw Khrushchev in bed with Rachel Welsh. "Aye - that's the one for me!" "I'm so grateful!" Rachel cried, on her way out.
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