loong Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 My neighbour keeps some chickens. They don't disturb me at all. There is no smell or noise. She's a good neighbour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeya Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 My wife had 2 pet chickens when she was young. They were called namtaan and khao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxme Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Another inane thread copy cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturatica Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 That's lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omnilangur Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 The problem is with MALE Roosters and when they have too many in the near vicinity they start the COCKLE DOODLE DOO Competition from 3 am until midnight! I cant stand these loud mouthed birds, thats why chicken is one of the only meats I will eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 She IS a considerate neighbour. Rare indeed. Some breeds of chicken can be annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Maybe they are quiet cause theres a cock (eral) living next door. maybe you don't smell the stink cause you're used to it. I have been in houses that stank of cat and dog piss but the owner was unaware of it. the smell i mean, not the piss and shit everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 What`s the difference between a chicken and a hooker? A chicken goes, cookle doodle doo and a hooker goes, any cock will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huayrat Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 BB Gun does the trick nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 As a student, I had holiday employment on a poultry farm. It was a foul job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payak Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 this thread changed my life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Made my day, feel so much better knowing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequietman Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 What`s the difference between a chicken and a hooker? A chicken goes, cookle doodle doo and a hooker goes, any cock will do. OK, you opened the gate, so............... how did the chewing gum cross the road................................. it was stuck to the chickens foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancid Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 This post is the very reason I decided to start a few of my own and stimulate rigorous debate about important cultural and social issues. Mind you they all ended up pretty much as bad as this. Maybe I'll try a Katoey post next, they seem to be winners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancid Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 OK, what did Tarzan say when he saw the chicken coming? Here come the chickens. What did Tarzan say when he saw the chickens coming wearing sunglasses. Nothing, he didn't recognize them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 This post is the very reason I decided to start a few of my own and stimulate rigorous debate about important cultural and social issues. Mind you they all ended up pretty much as bad as this. Maybe I'll try a Katoey post next, they seem to be winners. There is no evidence to suggest that the OP's neighbour is not a katoey: on he other hand, she could be a bargirl (have you EVER seen a thread that did not contain some reference to a BG?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattler Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 She IS a considerate neighbour. Rare indeed. Some breeds of chicken can be annoying. Like the "Thai mutant killer chickens" for example? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayayay Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I got my first dog when I was about 7 years old. When it died, I cried a lot. I grew up with dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 I started this topic just to see what sort of response it got ( after reading the topic, "all I see is complaints") It is true that the lady mentioned is a good neighbour, not only does she do absolutely nothing that could be considered annoying, when she chats with me, she will speak Thai. She knows that I have difficulty understanding Isaan. She takes good care of her chickens, and I wouldn't even know they were there because they are so quiet. Now, the neighbour on the other side has a cockrel that seems to spend its whole life confined in one of those upturned basket thingies. Covered, so it can't see anything and probably doesn't know whether it is day or night. Maybe through boredom, I don't know, but this thing can crow 2 or 3 times a minute for hours on end. Starting at about 2AM and going on til 6 PM. It may be a trick of acoustics, but it sounds incredibly loud inside our house. If I am watching TV, I have to have it a bit louder than I really need as and vital or pivotal bit of dialogue will inevitably be drowned out by this f***ing cockrel. So that's it. A nicely balanced thread. One neighbour's chickens, no problem. The other's, really annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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