darkphire1 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I travel the US working, and I indulge a massage once a week every week. I usually go to a licensed massage pallor or to a Chinese masseuse. While I was in salt lake city, I went to a Thai massage pallor. I've always heard that a Thai massage will leave you sore the day you get it but wake up feeling great, so I went for it. Now there were a couple of things that I've never experienced. First was that I had to get completely naked. First I was in my underwear but she asked me to take them off. Second she was checking me out the whole time. I even caught her sneaking a peak under the drape a couple of times. This wasn't an erotic parlor just regular massage. she actually went over my time by 15 minutes. But the oddest thing is after the massage she gave me a bowl of curry and the two other ladies came out and we all talked for some time while I ate. I've had hundreds of massages but never have I been fed after a session. I wondering is that a normal thing in Thailand or did she just really like me. Again there was nothing sexual about other than her looking under the drape a couple times. I just wonder if its a custom to feed their clients in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 My guess: They thought, you were gay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Chittychangchang Posted October 2, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2012 A gay troll! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkphire1 Posted October 2, 2012 Author Share Posted October 2, 2012 No cause the subject of my recent divorce came up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yermanee Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Did you enjoy the massage ? Probably a slow day and they wanted to chat a little. Yermanee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Most customers likes a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Most customers likes a happy ending. I don't think this thread will have a happy ending, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 What type of curry was it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) She was just trying to curry favour for repeat patronage. Edited October 2, 2012 by Payboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beetlejuice Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don`t see how this is Thai related. The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don`t see how this is Thai related. The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards. Next. According to Charlie Harper: no, he hasn't a Thai massage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I think the story goes..........and then he woke up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don`t see how this is Thai related. The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards. Next. Spoil sport, we are waiting for his next visit/episode, another curry or a happy ending or BOTH.WATCH THIS SPACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heng Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Bath, half hearted massage,.... and then the phone rings not longer after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 What type of curry was it? That is the crux of the issue. What kind of curry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacktrip Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 your a man, and you like massage, and even sometimes get off, but your always eating stuff like curry, and getting fat, and feeling embarrassed to be seen and touched by a slim young thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiangmaikelly Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 your a man, and you like massage, and even sometimes get off, but your always eating stuff like curry, and getting fat, and feeling embarrassed to be seen and touched by a slim young thing... Not me. Oh, you didn't mention if the slim young thing is male or female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommoPhysicist Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Was it a gay curry? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noob7 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Was it a gay curry? Tom Ka Gay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenSnapper Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 I don`t see how this is Thai related. The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards. Next. And no happy ending - not at all Thai related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post eek Posted October 2, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2012 Checking to see if you had an erection, then she could make some extra money? (Sorry, i might be being obvious?) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkokhatter Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 All joking aside and ignoring the fact the OP probably lives under a bridge, a traditional Thai massage is never conducted in the nude...an oil massage can sometimes be different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Next tine ask if she does private sessions....much more relaxing back at your own place.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KTD Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) To answer your question. no it is not traditional to have curry after massage here, the standard is some type of tea. Traditional Thai massage is done with your clothes on as another poster pointed out. How was the curry anyways? Edited October 2, 2012 by KTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohyesuare Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Was it cream of sum yung gai curry? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Checking to see if you had an erection, then she could make some extra money? (Sorry, i might be being obvious?) No your'e probably right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E! Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions.... (true story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E! Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions.... (true story) What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort)..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E! Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions.... (true story) What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort)..... Never needed that miracle drug but have known some to take it for fun and spike people . Quite embarrising and funny for the unlikely suspect who wanders around pissed as a fart with his old man stood to attention.Back on topic -This was after the bowl of curry. My ex-girlfriend left me a note: "I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted." Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Actually, real Thai massage or not depends on whether the masseuse stripped as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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