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What Are Usual Thai Massage Customs?

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I travel the US working, and I indulge a massage once a week every week. I usually go to a licensed massage pallor or to a Chinese masseuse. While I was in salt lake city, I went to a Thai massage pallor. I've always heard that a Thai massage will leave you sore the day you get it but wake up feeling great, so I went for it. Now there were a couple of things that I've never experienced. First was that I had to get completely naked. First I was in my underwear but she asked me to take them off. Second she was checking me out the whole time. I even caught her sneaking a peak under the drape a couple of times. This wasn't an erotic parlor just regular massage. she actually went over my time by 15 minutes. But the oddest thing is after the massage she gave me a bowl of curry and the two other ladies came out and we all talked for some time while I ate. I've had hundreds of massages but never have I been fed after a session. I wondering is that a normal thing in Thailand or did she just really like me. Again there was nothing sexual about other than her looking under the drape a couple times. I just wonder if its a custom to feed their clients in Thailand.

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My guess: They thought, you were gay!

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A gay troll!

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No cause the subject of my recent divorce came up

Did you enjoy the massage ?

Probably a slow day and they wanted to chat a little.

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Most customers likes a happy ending.

Most customers likes a happy ending.

I don't think this thread will have a happy ending, lol.

What type of curry was it?

She was just trying to curry favour for repeat patronage. :rolleyes:

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I don`t see how this is Thai related.

The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards.

Next.

I don`t see how this is Thai related.

The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards.

Next.

According to Charlie Harper: no, he hasn't a Thai massage! whistling.gif

I think the story goes..........and then he woke up.

 

I don`t see how this is Thai related.

The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards.

Next.

Spoil sport, we are waiting for his next visit/episode, another curry or a happy ending or BOTH.

WATCH THIS SPACE. giggle.gif

Bath, half hearted massage,.... and then the phone rings not longer after.

:)

What type of curry was it?

That is the crux of the issue. What kind of curry.

your a man, and you like massage, and even sometimes get off, but your always eating stuff like curry, and getting fat, and feeling embarrassed to be seen and touched by a slim young thing...

your a man, and you like massage, and even sometimes get off, but your always eating stuff like curry, and getting fat, and feeling embarrassed to be seen and touched by a slim young thing...

Not me.smile.png Oh, you didn't mention if the slim young thing is male or female?

Was it a gay curry?

Was it a gay curry?

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I don`t see how this is Thai related.

The OP had a Thai massage in the States and was given a curry afterwards.

Next.

And no happy ending - not at all Thai related.

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Checking to see if you had an erection, then she could make some extra money?

(Sorry, i might be being obvious?)

All joking aside and ignoring the fact the OP probably lives under a bridge, a traditional Thai massage is never conducted in the nude...an oil massage can sometimes be differentlaugh.png

Next tine ask if she does private sessions....much more relaxing back at your own place....:)

To answer your question. no it is not traditional to have curry after massage here, the standard is some type of tea. Traditional Thai massage is done with

your clothes on as another poster pointed out.

How was the curry anyways?

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Was it cream of sum yung gai curry?

Checking to see if you had an erection, then she could make some extra money?

(Sorry, i might be being obvious?)

No your'e probably right!

Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E!

Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions....

(true story)

Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E!

Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions....

(true story)

What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? whistling.gif Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort)..... biggrin.png

Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E!

Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions....

(true story)

What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? whistling.gif Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort)..... biggrin.png

Never needed that miracle drug but have known some to take it for fun and spike people . Quite embarrising and funny for the unlikely suspect who wanders around pissed as a fart with his old man stood to attention.

Back on topic -This was after the bowl of curry.

My ex-girlfriend left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.cheesy.gif

Actually, real Thai massage or not depends on whether the masseuse stripped as well. :(

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