Thais always ask if you want to join them for some food. You probably ate the poor girls lunch...

Not unusual to have a cup of tea after a massage.

What is unusual is the unhappy ending you experienced.

Most places will try to upgrade you to the customary hand job, lip service or boom boom.

It's possible that when she peeked under the drape you mistakenly thought she said kin kaeng (so you ate all her curry).

What she was actually saying was that you eat well (kin keng) - a polite way of pointing out to all her colleagues that you've got a big fat gut. Being polite is customary at a Thai massage.

Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E!

Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions....

(true story)

What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort).....

Never needed that miracle drug but have known some to take it for fun and spike people . Quite embarrising and funny for the unlikely suspect who wanders around pissed as a fart with his old man stood to attention.

Back on topic -This was after the bowl of curry.

My ex-girlfriend left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

Funnily enough after a Thai massage in Samui, I got given a free E!

Must have been impressed with my Mr Bean impressions....

(true story)

What's the betting she was dyslexic and thought it said cialis on the tab??? Sorry... just feeling a little facetious tonight....... (There you are, fed you the start of the retort).....

Never needed that miracle drug but have known some to take it for fun and spike people . Quite embarrising and funny for the unlikely suspect who wanders around pissed as a fart with his old man stood to attention.

Back on topic -This was after the bowl of curry.

My ex-girlfriend left me a note:

"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."

Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

Yes. The viagra will keep you on standby without an erection.

Just a hint of some action and schwiing, you are ready to go.

Checking to see if you had an erection, then she could make some extra money?

(Sorry, i might be being obvious?)

No your'e probably right!

I agree..And probably they thought he was a bit weak.. So they gave him some food to " make power "

Thais always ask if you want to join them for some food. You probably ate the poor girls lunch...

Not unusual to have a cup of tea after a massage.

What is unusual is the unhappy ending you experienced.

Most places will try to upgrade you to the customary hand job, lip service or boom boom.

Customary? I thought, it was compulsory?

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

Edited October 3, 201213 yr by TommoPhysicist

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

I know, why I'm not taking them, till now! Do you have to dehydrate, before using? Going for a pee becomes very uncomfortable, me think!

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

Old people = dysfunctional? Discuss!

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

I don't think you are correct but I'm not a doctor. Is this from personal experience TP?

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

For some it can go on for 48 hrs, got to be in the right enviroment to utilize this social networking tool though!

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

For some it can go on for 48 hrs, got to be in the right enviroment to utilize this social networking tool though!

How do you know this?

When I was in Chicago I went along to a place, after reading "beautiful 19 year old gives sensational Thai massage".

It was completely different to the OP's AND I didn't get any curry.

When I was in Chicago I went along to a place, after reading "beautiful 19 year old gives sensational Thai massage".

It was completely different to the OP's AND I didn't get any curry.

So you went there, because of the curry?

Wouldn't that have been cheaper, at the next Thai restaurant?

What type of curry was it?

That is the crux of the issue. What kind of curry.

perhaps cracked poontang?

When I was in Chicago I went along to a place, after reading "beautiful 19 year old gives sensational Thai massage".

It was completely different to the OP's AND I didn't get any curry.

So you went there, because of the curry?

Wouldn't that have been cheaper, at the next Thai restaurant?

There were two of us telling our wives that we went to Champagne because of the free shepherds pie on Sundays.

The miracle drug does not work like that. It only works if you want it to. If it works without you wanting it to then it is time to go to the hospital because you are having a major problem.

You old guys might need some 'added desire', but for younger, fully functional people it does work like that.

(and works like that for about 12 hours)

For some it can go on for 48 hrs, got to be in the right enviroment to utilize this social networking tool though!

How do you know this?

Ahem, need to know basis - It's all fact not friction i meant fiction.

For God's sake, CMK, please please PLEASE don't ask for proof. Just take his word for it, OK?