RedNIvar Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely, Anonymous Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear Boyfriend, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, Spiders Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead. Sincerely, BP Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? <deleted> happened?! Sincerely, 1985 Dear Justin Bieber, Ariel would really love her voice back. Sincerely, King Triton Dear Rose, There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. Sincerely, Jack Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle Dear Taylor Swift, If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end. Sincerely, Shakespeare Dear Soccer Fans, B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z! Sincerely, Vuvuzelas Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colourblind Dear Santa, Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's. Sincerely, Tiger Woods Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I - Can't - Breathe. Sincerely, Your Balls Dear Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now? Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio Dear Sleeping Beauty, I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man. All you had to do was wake up. Sincerely, Mulan Dear Romeo, My death isn't the only thing I've been faking... Sincerely, Juliet Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed Dear Sex Educators, Abstinence is only 99.99% effective. Sincerely, The Virgin Mary Dear Toaster, Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Sincerely, Toast Dear Edward, I really hope that one day, I can find my way into your heart. Sincerely, a stake Dear Prince Charming, You've got some explaining to do! Sincerely, Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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