Who Said That?

[Axel]

First day after the spring break in an American highschool.

The teacher introduces a new student, "Sakiro Suzuki from Japan."

Starting the lesson, she asks: "Let's see who knows American history

Who said 'Give me freedom or death"? Absolute silence in the class, only Suzuki raises his hand:

"Patrick Henry 1775 in Philadelphia."

"Very well, Suzuki. And who said '

"If all do not join now to save the good old ship of the Union this voyage nobody will have a chance to pilot her on another voyage?"

Suzuki gets up: "Abraham Lincoln, Speech at Cleveland, Ohio" (1861)

The teacher looks over her students and says:

"You should be ashamed, Suzuki is Japanese and knows American history better than all of you!"

A low voice from the back rows: "Kiss my a** you sh*t Jap!"

"Who was this?", shouts the teacher

Suzuki: "General McArthur 1942 in Guadalcanal, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the annual general meeting of Chrysler."

The room is absolutely silent, only one voice can be heard:

"I think I have to throw up"

Suzuki "George Bush senior to the Japanese Prime minster Tanaka,

1991 during lunch in Tokio."

Another student gets up and shouts: "Suzuki is a piece of sh*t

Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi in Rio at the Grand-Prix for motor-bikes, Brazil 2002."

The students laugh hysterically, the teacher collapses, and the school principal comes in:

"Sh**t, I never saw such a mess."

Suzuki: "George Bush jr. 2004 when preparing the budget."

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