When my GF look movie everynight from under a blanket, and I am the only one who drive bicycle in the morning with a t-shirt

you know its really winter when your g/f can't find your d1ck

Oh. Is it always winter then?

did nt you always have trouble with that ?

Electric bill is welcome in my home.

And I am glad to find cotton warm-up clothing in the closet.

when your farang friends from Europe/Canada and States come by back to Chiang Mai same time every year cause its too cold back home and start to complain about how cold chiang mai is a few weeks later.

1. A/C off.

2. Fan off.

3. Sleeping under the blanket instead of on it.

4. Thermo on the shower heater at half mast.

5. That GF and d1ck thing.

6. Girls (and LBs) in tight t-shirts with their high-beams on.

It's only winter when it's freezing, my grandfather used to say. This weather looks more like a nice spring.

You know it is winter when after having sold your car as going back home, you have to take the kids to school at 7.30 am on a motorcycle. When you get home you turn on the toaster so that you can warm up your frozen hands.

So far, this "cold" season is more like summertime in the USA, but if you've been here for a while, you appreciate it.

When visits to the toilet for a pee increase, if it does not come out

in sweat ,it has to leave the other route.

regards Worgeordie

When I put shirt on around the house in the mornings,

regards Worgeordie

Not a true Geordie, eh?

I'm sure he still goes to football matches topless...so he could be! ;-)

Find myself wearing knee-high socks under jeans!