Caught Our Son Home Alone With G/friend,cant Believe It!

[Yooyung]

Maybe she did a smelly fart? It can be a real deal breaker early in a relationship.

[Jingthing]

They had no more weed or coke maybe ?

:-)

not sure about the coke ,but they could have shared the weed if they had any ,but honestly i know we dont always know our kids ,but i dont think he would know weed if he tripped over it and the only coke he has is straight out of the bottle .

From what you say here and previously, the answer is obvious........

..........He's going to be a monk.

Monk. Nun. Whatever makes him happy!

[Yooyung]

I deliberately blew a massive garlic burp in my dates face on a first dinner date. It was a test. I ended up having the greatest night of my life. It just depends I guess.

[Yooyung]

but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah.

[Yooyung]

....you dont get sex when you do that.

[Jingthing]

but never poo your pants at a barmitzvah.

Now you tell me!

[Yooyung]

yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to?

[Jingthing]

yeah, now I tell you. When was I supposed to?

You're good.

[Yooyung]

Well, if you already pooed, its too late..so why should I care? huh?

[Yooyung]

....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name

[wolf5370]

....and if your gonna have sex with your mother in law, make sure you wear a condom. I didnt and we had a hell of a time deciding on a name

Are we gonna get a rendition of "I'm my own grandpa" ?

[Yooyung]

Well, let me put it this way. She wanted Sharron and I wanted Craig, so we made a compromise and called the little brat Shazaig...not much of compromise I know but at least he can hold a pencil in between his toes long enough to paint a picture and make a buck

[Yooyung]

I have to beat him over the head with a stick to hand over the cash at the end of the day though.

[Yooyung]

lovely kid but he has his mothers brain and my wifes arse.....I cant decide which one kick before retiring to bed.

[breadbin]

Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped?

[Somtamnication]

OFF WITH HIS LITTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jingthing]

Maybe he's a closet shirt lifter and prefers to be rumped?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Payboy]

OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees.

[thenervoussurgeon]

OP, it's time to tell your son about the birds and bees.

somehow i really don't think i have to ,my post was a little tongue in cheek, he and his girl friend have just gone out to BALI HI for the new year after being alone together in his bedroom for the last 4 hours.

[JUDAS]

Maybe he tried but shocked her with ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QbT8ItMYRg

[Semper]

What ever is the world coming to, kids these days, unbelievable.

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Exactly, computer games should be banned.

[JDGRUEN]

Your son has a tracker on your car and got a auto text message when you are still 5 kilomet from home...

[krisb]

Thats lovely. probably already had his wicked way with her!

[oldsailor35]

They are not stupid, either they heard you coming or the dirty act was "all over red rover"

[harrry]

Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution)

[nong38]

I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here.

[nong38]

Time to start putting an open box of Condoms in each room as a hint (and as a good precaution)

We blew them up and tied them a tree on the 31st

[thenervoussurgeon]

I have met many Thai ladies who are 21 or under and have never had a boyfriend, from what I deduce, nothing gets in the way of the Thai education when its finished thn extra curricular activites come to the front anf tonights homework is Legover, a popular pastimes in all corner's of the world, just comes a bit later in life here.

Yes judging by his girlfriend and her familly i would think that education is forefront in their minds

[JurgenG]

madness

Edited January 1, 2013 by JurgenG

[TheWalkingMan]

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