Used Car..

It was a small town and the patrol-man was making his evening rounds..

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting

in a used car.....

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in

the car or were they trying to steal it?

'Heavens no, we bought it.'

'Then why don't you drive it away.'

We can't drive.'

Then why did you buy it?'

'We were told that if we bought a Used car here

we'd get screwed ......so we're just waiting.