No More Starting Threads,much Easier Being A Sniper.

[Rsquared]

Why? Semper

He is BORED and nothing to drink?????????????? if he is in Aus still, he should get a bottle of Gentleman Jack....it's better than Canaduian Club.

Im actually sipping a Chivas Regal as we type. Its best served straight perhaps over a couple of cold ice cubes, but stuff that I like it with Coke. Think Chivas is a Scotch isnt it? Then again dilligaf.

"dilligaf"

Am I the only one who understands this....best attitude to have Kris.

Cheers.

ps. haven't had a Chivas for a while.....as you said, best with a couple of ice cubes and nothing else.

[smokie36]

The problem the OP is experiencing is completely self induced by the tome of his posts, they just don't stike a nerve, maybe he should go back where he came from! Now the real problem is you are not challenging the inherent intellectual curiosity of the average Thailand expat. I will offer some topics up for your consideration to expoloit the full potential of the forum:

Where is the best hamburger?

Which bar has the most flatulent bar girls?

Wher can I eat for under 15 baht per meal?

What is the quickest cure for syphilus?

Free and bisexual women found here!

Which pizza gives the most cheese?

Buy land in your own name, no strings attached

Does weekly entanglements with tarnsvestites mean you are gay?

Makes sense to me.

BTW, just incase, what is the quickest syphilus cure?

There's a clinic for that in Sathorn.

Just looking to up my quota of helpful posts. Carry on.

[damo]

[weegee]

WELL!!!! Thats 24hrs....What a Hangover...must have been the coke, or the ice. NO DINNER EITHER!!!!! couldnt find the bloody stove last night, and too sick this morning.....Am I getting old at 92yrs?

[krisb]

[krisb]

WELL!!!! Thats 24hrs....What a Hangover...must have been the coke, or the ice. NO DINNER EITHER!!!!! couldnt find the bloody stove last night, and too sick this morning.....Am I getting old at 92yrs?

No dinner Weegee....<deleted>!...you gotta sort this one out mate, shes shown ya whos the boss I feel

Just tell her a man needs a good dinner and a couple of drinks coz we aint camels.

[rene123]

Good snipers have to be patient, calm and choose their target wisely. Then, make the killing shot and leave.

[gmac]

Thing is its a forum, even if i say they should arrest all drunk drivers (perfectly reasonable IMHO) i will get people who say they drive better drunk then a sober Thai. So whatever you say you should always expect others not to agree with you. Maybe if you say the earth is round most will agree.

Sorry I can't agree with that! I think you will find that the Earth isn't actually round, it's slightly flattened top and bottom at the North and South poles.

[Thongkorn]

Totally agree with the poster I stopped a while ago , to many know alls, to many perfect people on Thai Visa, BUT pity because there are many knowledgeable genuine posters.

[StreetCowboy]

Thing is its a forum, even if i say they should arrest all drunk drivers (perfectly reasonable IMHO) i will get people who say they drive better drunk then a sober Thai. So whatever you say you should always expect others not to agree with you. Maybe if you say the earth is round most will agree.

Sorry I can't agree with that! I think you will find that the Earth isn't actually round, it's slightly flattened top and bottom at the North and South poles.

He said 'round', not 'spherical'. Goodness me, some people will argue about anything...

[krisb]

Good snipers have to be patient, calm and choose their target wisely. Then, make the killing shot and leave.

Thats true Rene. Theres another type of poster I have in mind also. This is the type that are far more vicious than the sniper will ever be.

Its the ' Piranha posters'. These posters work in packs, circling deep below, waiting to rip shreds off the un suspecting and innocent. They tend to show no mercy and dont discriminate.

Its a cruel world or in this case forum we live in Rene.

[TommoPhysicist]

Good snipers have to be patient, calm and choose their target wisely. Then, make the killing shot and leave.

Thats true Rene. Theres another type of poster I have in mind also. This is the type that are far more vicious than the sniper will ever be.

Its the ' Piranha posters'. These posters work in packs, circling deep below, waiting to rip shreds off the un suspecting and innocent. They tend to show no mercy and dont discriminate.

Its a cruel world or in this case forum we live in Rene.

Very few people are attacked by piranhas, those that are have usually made an indefensible post, then try to defend it to the death.

[harrry]

SNOTCH SHOOORE!!!

Gotta go...the missus just had a couple of Jacks...and now tells me to cook myself

Kidding right?...Christ Id beat mine if she did that.

Good thing he is not in PapuaNewGuinea...they say there are canibals there still

[rene123]

Good snipers have to be patient, calm and choose their target wisely. Then, make the killing shot and leave.

Thats true Rene. Theres another type of poster I have in mind also. This is the type that are far more vicious than the sniper will ever be.

Its the ' Piranha posters'. These posters work in packs, circling deep below, waiting to rip shreds off the un suspecting and innocent. They tend to show no mercy and dont discriminate.

Its a cruel world or in this case forum we live in Rene.

Very few people are attacked by piranhas, those that are have usually made an indefensible post, then try to defend it to the death.

That is because very few people are dumb enough to swim where the piranhas are present. And, piranhas only attack when there is blood in the water or fresh cut meat. That means don't make yourself a victim and be subjected to punishment.

[krisb]

Good snipers have to be patient, calm and choose their target wisely. Then, make the killing shot and leave.

Thats true Rene. Theres another type of poster I have in mind also. This is the type that are far more vicious than the sniper will ever be.

Its the ' Piranha posters'. These posters work in packs, circling deep below, waiting to rip shreds off the un suspecting and innocent. They tend to show no mercy and dont discriminate.

Its a cruel world or in this case forum we live in Rene.

Very few people are attacked by piranhas, those that are have usually made an indefensible post, then try to defend it to the death.

Ohhhhh, ok Thommo lets see you start a thread mate. Lets see what makes you tick and in the meantime I'll get the rifle ready

[TommoPhysicist]

Ohhhhh, ok Thommo lets see you start a thread mate. Lets see what makes you tick and in the meantime I'll get the rifle ready

Try this one ........

[Jangot]

Why? Semper

He is BORED and nothing to drink?????????????? if he is in Aus still, he should get a bottle of Gentleman Jack....it's better than Canaduian Club.

Im actually sipping a Chivas Regal as we type. Its best served straight perhaps over a couple of cold ice cubes, but stuff that I like it with Coke. Think Chivas is a Scotch isnt it? Then again dilligaf.

I've never yet seen a warm ice cube.

[cdnvic]

Two pages of piranhas, syphilis, and bad meme. Nothing Thai related here anymore.