Toilet Paper...disappointing

[doggie888888]

I don't know how to use the bum gun without getting my thighs and legs wet, and getting sh#t dribbling down my legs. Is there a technique to it??

[Yme]

If you're going to install a bum gun in Western countries be aware that mains pressure water is much higher than in Southeast Asia and a pressure reducer is needed or the hose will burst as soon as the water is opened. Can usually find bum guns in Asian grocery stores, but the pressure reducer needs to come from a plumbing supplier / hardware store.

[Semper]

I don't know how to use the bum gun without getting my thighs and legs wet, and getting sh#t dribbling down my legs. Is there a technique to it??

It's all about aiming. I take it that you're not standing upp, when you're using the gun.

[tuky]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

I installed a bum gun i Denmark... worst mistake ever! as the tap water is rarely more than 5C where i lived. But I love the bum gun in Thailand!

The toilet I had in Korea had variable temperature control for the bidet part, nice warm seat with nice warm water squirting upwards. Then finished off with a blow dry

[WilliamCave]

The bum gun , have it in every bathroom and the other thing is all my bathrooms are completely tiled and it is used to was around the toilet and area also because I installed floor drains in my bathrooms. Very universal sprayer excellent idea.

[Ticketmaster]

The whole problem arose in the first place when Westerners interpreted "TP" as "toilet paper." Everybody in Thailand knows that "TP" stands for "table paper," which is why they have the guns at the toilet. Maybe some day the West will catch up with us.

[Ticketmaster]

If you're going to install a bum gun in Western countries be aware that mains pressure water is much higher than in Southeast Asia and a pressure reducer is needed or the hose will burst as soon as the water is opened. Can usually find bum guns in Asian grocery stores, but the pressure reducer needs to come from a plumbing supplier / hardware store.

It's not the hose that will burst . . .

[eeeya]

The bum gun , have it in every bathroom and the other thing is all my bathrooms are completely tiled and it is used to was around the toilet and area also because I installed floor drains in my bathrooms. Very universal sprayer excellent idea.

I agree. I can reach every corner of my bathroom. Makes cleaning easy. Then i use a squeegy thingie to push the water towards the drain.

[Terry Newman]

Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know.

[Thaddeus]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

I installed a bum gun i Denmark... worst mistake ever! as the tap water is rarely more than 5C where i lived. But I love the bum gun in Thailand!

The toilet I had in Korea had variable temperature control for the bidet part, nice warm seat with nice warm water squirting upwards. Then finished off with a blow dry

What, it didn't tie your pubes up with a ribbon too.

[Payboy]

Toilet Paper...disappointing

Works fine on the dining table.

[Poo Ying FeFe]

The bum gun is fine...

The bucket and bowl thing is not fine!

I hate it when I get to the restaurant/bar toilet and they do not have a bum gun or paper... By the time I've splashed about with the bowl, I may as well just peed my pants: it looks like I did anyway.

[smokie36]

I know people wjo never leave home without toilet roll and wet wipes.

What a way to live your life....I say again....you were given a left hand for a reason!

[transam]

The bum gun is crap . I have conditioned my number ones to exit just before my morning shower.

[canuckamuck]

Surely you mean number twos? Number ones can be done in the shower

Edited January 22, 2013 by canuckamuck

[transam]

surely you mean number twos?

Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now

[Thaddeus]

surely you mean number twos?

Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now

There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool.

[smokie36]

surely you mean number twos?

Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now

There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool.

Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you?

"Hove...he's from Hove....!"

[smokie36]

surely you mean number twos?

Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now

There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool.

Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you?

"Hove...he's from Hove....!"

Edit: Sheer speculation it was....well given the tools at hand you understand.

[candypants]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

these heat the water

Edited January 22, 2013 by candypants

[Thaddeus]

surely you mean number twos?

Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now

There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool.

Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you?

"Hove...he's from Hove....!"

How very dare you.... I would never set foot in either of those places.

Actually, I did go to Hove once, it was a Thursday, and it was closed.

[smokie36]

Apologies Taddy...I couldn't remember anywhere in Cambridgeshire due to Rooo's tough exam in forum 47.

[tuky]

Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know.

No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same.

Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper).

Here is the version haemorrhoid version.

And the bum gun version...

I have too much time on my hands.

[fabianfred]

As long as time is all you have on your hands...its OK

[ScotsExpat]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

Mixer tap????

I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West....

[Rob8891]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

Mixer tap????

I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West....

I now have a mental image of farang walking along the road, bum guns in holsters on his hip, cowboy-style, hoses trailing behind...... I wish I could draw cartoons....

Edited January 23, 2013 by Rob8891

[eeeya]

Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know.

No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same.

Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper).

Here is the version haemorrhoid version.

And the bum gun version...

I have too much time on my hands.

Great anal-ogy.

Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich

[DocN]

Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know.

No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same.

Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper).

Here is the version haemorrhoid version.

And the bum gun version...

I have too much time on my hands.

Great anal-ogy.

Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich

You two are very...VERY sick people....

[candypants]

Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know.

No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same.

Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper).

Here is the version haemorrhoid version.

And the bum gun version...

I have too much time on my hands.

Great anal-ogy.

Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich

these attempts at bathroom humour are ass

[Dancealot]

I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter.

Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll.

Mixer tap????

I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West....

I now have a mental image of farang walking along the road, bum guns in holsters on his hip, cowboy-style, hoses trailing behind...... I wish I could draw cartoons....

Stick to writing Rob. This is your talent.

Bumgun novice; How does it work?