doggie888888 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I don't know how to use the bum gun without getting my thighs and legs wet, and getting sh#t dribbling down my legs. Is there a technique to it?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yme Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 If you're going to install a bum gun in Western countries be aware that mains pressure water is much higher than in Southeast Asia and a pressure reducer is needed or the hose will burst as soon as the water is opened. Can usually find bum guns in Asian grocery stores, but the pressure reducer needs to come from a plumbing supplier / hardware store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I don't know how to use the bum gun without getting my thighs and legs wet, and getting sh#t dribbling down my legs. Is there a technique to it?? It's all about aiming. I take it that you're not standing upp, when you're using the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. I installed a bum gun i Denmark... worst mistake ever! as the tap water is rarely more than 5C where i lived. But I love the bum gun in Thailand! The toilet I had in Korea had variable temperature control for the bidet part, nice warm seat with nice warm water squirting upwards. Then finished off with a blow dry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamCave Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 The bum gun , have it in every bathroom and the other thing is all my bathrooms are completely tiled and it is used to was around the toilet and area also because I installed floor drains in my bathrooms. Very universal sprayer excellent idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ticketmaster Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 The whole problem arose in the first place when Westerners interpreted "TP" as "toilet paper." Everybody in Thailand knows that "TP" stands for "table paper," which is why they have the guns at the toilet. Maybe some day the West will catch up with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ticketmaster Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 If you're going to install a bum gun in Western countries be aware that mains pressure water is much higher than in Southeast Asia and a pressure reducer is needed or the hose will burst as soon as the water is opened. Can usually find bum guns in Asian grocery stores, but the pressure reducer needs to come from a plumbing supplier / hardware store. It's not the hose that will burst . . . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeya Posted January 22, 2013 Author Share Posted January 22, 2013 The bum gun , have it in every bathroom and the other thing is all my bathrooms are completely tiled and it is used to was around the toilet and area also because I installed floor drains in my bathrooms. Very universal sprayer excellent idea. I agree. I can reach every corner of my bathroom. Makes cleaning easy. Then i use a squeegy thingie to push the water towards the drain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Newman Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. I installed a bum gun i Denmark... worst mistake ever! as the tap water is rarely more than 5C where i lived. But I love the bum gun in Thailand! The toilet I had in Korea had variable temperature control for the bidet part, nice warm seat with nice warm water squirting upwards. Then finished off with a blow dry What, it didn't tie your pubes up with a ribbon too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Toilet Paper...disappointing Works fine on the dining table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poo Ying FeFe Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 The bum gun is fine... The bucket and bowl thing is not fine! I hate it when I get to the restaurant/bar toilet and they do not have a bum gun or paper... By the time I've splashed about with the bowl, I may as well just peed my pants: it looks like I did anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I know people wjo never leave home without toilet roll and wet wipes. What a way to live your life....I say again....you were given a left hand for a reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 The bum gun is crap . I have conditioned my number ones to exit just before my morning shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Surely you mean number twos? Number ones can be done in the shower Edited January 22, 2013 by canuckamuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 surely you mean number twos? Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 surely you mean number twos? Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 surely you mean number twos? Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool. Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you? "Hove...he's from Hove....!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 surely you mean number twos? Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool. Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you? "Hove...he's from Hove....!" Edit: Sheer speculation it was....well given the tools at hand you understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candypants Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. these heat the water Edited January 22, 2013 by candypants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 surely you mean number twos? Nooooooo, no.1 is the big guy, or is it. You got me thinking now There may be some cultural differences surfacing now, but, from the place I was dragged up, a number 1 is a tinkle, and a number 2 is dropping the kids off at the pool. Oh dear....you're not from Brighton are you? "Hove...he's from Hove....!" How very dare you.... I would never set foot in either of those places. Actually, I did go to Hove once, it was a Thursday, and it was closed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Apologies Taddy...I couldn't remember anywhere in Cambridgeshire due to Rooo's tough exam in forum 47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know. No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same. Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper). Here is the version haemorrhoid version. And the bum gun version... I have too much time on my hands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabianfred Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 As long as time is all you have on your hands...its OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotsExpat Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. Mixer tap???? I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 (edited) I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. Mixer tap???? I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West.... I now have a mental image of farang walking along the road, bum guns in holsters on his hip, cowboy-style, hoses trailing behind...... I wish I could draw cartoons.... Edited January 23, 2013 by Rob8891 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eeeya Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know. No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same. Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper). Here is the version haemorrhoid version. And the bum gun version... I have too much time on my hands. Great anal-ogy. Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know. No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same. Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper). Here is the version haemorrhoid version. And the bum gun version... I have too much time on my hands. Great anal-ogy. Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich You two are very...VERY sick people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candypants Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Why doesn't the OP just buy decent toilet paper. Western civilization is based on it you know. No matter the grade of dunny roll the end result is still the same. Here is a sanitised visual (sanitised by using bread instead of paper). Here is the version haemorrhoid version. And the bum gun version... I have too much time on my hands. Great anal-ogy. Dont know whether to take a sh!t or eat a pen!s butter sandwich these attempts at bathroom humour are ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 I'm currently renovating a house and was going to install a bum gun, until I thought about the temperature of cold water in Scotland in winter. Oh well, back to the barbaric bogroll. Mixer tap???? I have already purchased my bum guns, so I am ready for whenever I return to the West.... I now have a mental image of farang walking along the road, bum guns in holsters on his hip, cowboy-style, hoses trailing behind...... I wish I could draw cartoons.... Stick to writing Rob. This is your talent. Bumgun novice; How does it work? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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