Not sure if been posted before..... appologies if it has..

30 Reasons Why Men Have 2 Dogs and Not 2 Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited they are to

see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other

dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another

dog's name.

5. A dog's disposition stays the same all month

long.

6. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the

floor.

7. A dog's parents never visit.

8. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

9. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to

get your point across.

10. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather

than in your wallet or

desk.

11. Dogs seldom outlive you.

12. Dogs can't talk.

13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.

14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready

to go 24-hours a day.

15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

16. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will

happily play with both

of you.

19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If

I die would you get

another dog?"

20. If you pretend to be blind,, your dog can stay

in your hotel room for

free.

21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the

paper and give them away.

22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it

without calling you a

pervert.

23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't

get mad, they just

think it's interesting.

25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running

the heater.

26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their

lives.

27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to

sleep.

28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

29 Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or

Neiman-Marcus.

and last but not least:

30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your

stuff!

But you cannot have sex with dogs

But you cannot have sex with dogs

Back home there was this Great Dane

that is why we have rosie

But you cannot have sex with dogs

But you cannot have sex with dogs

Have to wait for a kiwi to respond.

The dog's viewpoint on things here.