Whinging Farangs

[Donz]

ok, SInce alot of farangs complain more then my gf does in a lifetime.

I thought it would be a good idea to create a thread for the whinging Farangs to let it all out on why they hate Thailand and just let loose.

Speak about anything you want.

[terdsak_12]

[Wolfie]

this has been done ten million times already...

[Tywais]

[chanchao]

Well, ten million times, yet there appears to be no slowing of the amount of whinging going on. So let me add some of my own.

"I think 7-eleven should stop giving people those little silvery stamps and just give honest discounts. The little stamps are rediculous and always get lost. When I add them to the change-tray when leaving a tip in a restaurant they don't seem that appreciated, so what better proof that they're no good?"

Also Hang beverage is too expensive for what it is. Let's start a consumer boycott.

[ThaiPauly]

Chang Beer is lethal and should be removed from the shelves of all liquor stores.

It should carry a public health warning and should clearly state that three bottles will have you behaving like a complete <deleted>

The tree outside my house is smaller than all the rest of the trees on my Moo Baan

[Tywais]

Hmm, that's odd. Could have sworn this topic was closed a minute ago.

[Noel]

Chang Beer is lethal and should be removed from the shelves of all liquor stores.

It should carry a public health warning and should clearly state that three bottles will have you behaving like a complete <deleted>

Hmm, I wonder if the OP drinks Chang...

[steveromagnino]

Chang Beer is lethal and should be removed from the shelves of all liquor stores.

It should carry a public health warning and should clearly state that three bottles will have you behaving like a complete <deleted>

Yes, that is very true, and also me drinking a lot of chang has not made my girlfriend's breasts any bigger yet.

They make all those TV ads about how drinking beer chang will make your girlfriend's breasts bigger, and yet they don't.

Liars.

p.s. I didn't see the ads myself, but a farang friend of mine did. He told me.

p.p.s. Please supply cheese to go with my whine.

[Mighty Mouse]

Yes, that is very true, and also me drinking a lot of chang has not made my girlfriend's breasts any bigger yet.

You silly boy. Chang beer will not make her breasts bigger. Chang beer makes her breasts feel better when you run your drunken hands over them.....

...and also the more Chang beer your drink, the less you will feel her slap when she shows you that she doesn't appreciate your drunken mauling of her.

[Donz]

I say they should scrap Tahi TV and just have australian tv playing.

Also The currency i shit and needs a bugger note.

The bank notes should be made of splastic.

Ciggs should be more expensive.

Drinks should be cheaper

[Uma~~]

Whingers are whingers wherever they are.

My only gripe here is the amount of plastic that goes to waste. When I buy green tea from 7 or Family I really don't need a little plastic bag and a straw for it and upon entering a Family Mart they say "FamilyMart, Sawadee Ka" the former part of which is not nescessary as I know where I am.

Most of the time.

[steveromagnino]

Whingers are whingers wherever they are.

My only gripe here is the amount of plastic that goes to waste. When I buy green tea from 7 or Family I really don't need a little plastic bag and a straw for it and upon entering a Family Mart they say "FamilyMart, Sawadee Ka" the former part of which is not nescessary as I know where I am.

Most of the time.

OK, this one I can almost fix....

Ask them not to give you the straw and plastic bag. Not much help overall I know, but if everyone does this (as I do).....

Familymart = branding; like advertising, you are stuck with it ;-)

[Uma~~]

Ask them not to give you the straw and plastic bag.

It would be nice not to have to ask everytime.

Familymart = branding; like advertising, you are stuck with it

It would be nice not to be told everytime.

[kasi]

"Whinging" farangs

Not sure what this means!

We can have "whining farangs'.

Or "winning farangs".

Or "winging farangs"

Or Whistling farangs"

All convey different meanings!

I suspect the starter of this thread is:

A. Not a native english speaker.

B. Drunk.

C. Both.

[Donz]

I started the thread, and yes i cant spell for shit

[moonoi]

"Whinging" farangs

Not sure what this means!

We can have "whining farangs'.

Or "winning farangs".

Or "winging farangs"

Or Whistling farangs"

All convey different meanings!

I suspect the starter of this thread is:

A. Not a native english speaker.

B. Drunk.

C. Both.

So whats a winging farang then?

Whinging is correct I'm a native english speaker and I understand perfectly

FYI

whinge (hwĭnj, wĭnj)

intr.v. Chiefly British., whinged, whing·ing, whing·es.

To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.

[Dialectal alteration of Middle English whinsen, from Old English hwinsian.]

whing'er n.

whing'ing·ly adv.

[Donz]

See my spelling is correct.

[kasi]

winging a farang is when shot at and the shooter just wings him! Only causing minor injury when the intent might have been to kill!

"Whinging" farangs

Not sure what this means!

We can have "whining farangs'.

Or "winning farangs".

Or "winging farangs"

Or Whistling farangs"

All convey different meanings!

I suspect the starter of this thread is:

A. Not a native english speaker.

B. Drunk.

C. Both.

So whats a winging farang then?

Whinging is correct I'm a native english speaker and I understand perfectly

FYI

whinge (hw?nj, w?nj)

intr.v. Chiefly British., whinged, whing·ing, whing·es.

To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.

[Dialectal alteration of Middle English whinsen, from Old English hwinsian.]

whing'er n.

whing'ing·ly adv.

Yepper I learn something new everyday. Indeed whinge is a word I was not aware of.

[Old Croc]

I started the thread, and yes i cant spell for shit

And yet you've just started another thread saying you want to be a teacher. (English?)

[Farma]

And here was I thinking Kasi was drunk and mis-spelt the word Khazi on sign up. It sounds the same.

Khazi - generally used by older people. Also known as Dunny, Squatter, Loo, Bog………

Oops, back on topic

[Donz]

I started the thread, and yes i cant spell for shit

And yet you've just started another thread saying you want to be a teacher. (English?)

I know, all i need is to do is carry a dictionary around with me

[Tywais]

I don't have anything to whine about except when topics like this are started - over and over and ....

[Donz]

And i whinge when poeple are whinging about topics being started over and over

[Tywais]

And i whinge when poeple are whinging about topics being started over and over

And I whine when people whine about people whining about topics being started over and over..

Your move.

[Donz]

ok you win

[kasi]

And here was I thinking Kasi was drunk and mis-spelt the word Khazi on sign up. It sounds the same.

Khazi - generally used by older people. Also known as Dunny, Squatter, Loo, Bog………

Oops, back on topic

Touchez another astute original thinker.

Having been educated in the USA I can't concede to falling victim to pedantic british nuance of the english language.

Though some imbecile spread some vegemite on my toast this morning.

[Donz]

Vegimite is good for you son.

It also tastes great.

[Farma]

And here was I thinking Kasi was drunk and mis-spelt the word Khazi on sign up. It sounds the same.

Khazi - generally used by older people. Also known as Dunny, Squatter, Loo, Bog………

Oops, back on topic

Touchez another astute original thinker.

Having been educated in the USA I can't concede to falling victim to pedantic british nuance of the english language.

Though some imbecile spread some vegemite on my toast this morning.

I hope that imbecile didn’t spread the Vegemite thick like peanut butter.

This site http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml “The best of British, An Americans guide to speaking British…..” might help out in the future.

Cheers

Farma

[kasi]

Vegimite is good for you son.

It also tastes great.

Indeed and I feel great