NaChiangMai Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I found these to be pretty funny - got any of your own? "Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I know you're my Seoul-mate." "Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day." "Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you." http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/travel.html 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNret Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 aaaaaagh..... these are truly horrible! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinChanGamble Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 "You're not the best looking bird in here, but don't worry, beauty is only a light switch away!" Sent from my LT26i using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gweiloman Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPI Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I wont say she's ugly, it's just when she fell out of the "ugly" tree she hit every branch on the way down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeniau96 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 "Are you a Japanese working girl (meaning hooker), because I have a yen for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHR1010 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Seriously, it is not considered cheating above Thirty Thousand feet! international domestic law does not apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmybkk Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 "Have you got a mirror in your pocket? No? Well how come I keep seeing myself in your pants then...?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChinChanGamble Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 "you like cheese? Well I'm an easy single!" Sent from my LT26i using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swiss1960 Posted April 3, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2013 hmmm.... now I understand why many of you have to pay for it... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyTheMook Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 My copy of Lonely Planet Thailand is signed by Joe Cummings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeownership Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 "Heres 100,000 THB." Works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swiss1960 Posted April 6, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 6, 2013 "Heres 100,000 THB." Works everytime. How did you feel when you found out that 50'000 does NOT work anymore? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogandave Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Open the lav door a crack and ask: You want some of this before I put it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalangBaa Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 "Get your coat, love! You've been pulled." Works every time for me in Thailand, after I explain to her that the "coat" part is metaphorical, after I explain that in the West we have an element of rhetoric known as the "metaphor", after I explain to her that in the Graeco-Roman cultural tradition we have an art called "rhetoric", after I explain to her that once upon a time in the west, we had a bunch of geezers (and geezerettes) known as the Greeks and the Romans, and so on, and so on, filling in the gaps in the knowledge of your average Thai girl. This is how you can get Thai girls to go with you for free: Make 'em feel like they've learned something they would never know otherwise. Make 'em feel smart. As they say, intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 While I can see the travel-related part of this - best we move to the Jokes forum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 I have a spaceship in my pants and i'm looking for Uranus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 My favorite “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottishjohn Posted April 9, 2013 Share Posted April 9, 2013 While I can see the travel-related part of this - best we move to the Jokes forum.... Did you really have to! I thought the jokes section was for jokes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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