Depressed Scouser

[chumbles]

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a Liverpool fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Chelsea, being knocked out of Europe and the prospect of winning <deleted> all after gobbing off all season, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has never had a job. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".

"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

[daleyboy]

That was quality

[Insight]

Crap. Reused joke about Bush

[suegha]

Crap. Reused joke about Bush

Hardly crap! It's a good joke even if it is reused...

[phibunmike]

Crap. Reused joke about Bush

Hardly crap! It's a good joke even if it is reused...

Agreed - all jokes are re-used...

[Nignoy]

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a Liverpool fan, he's just so depressed about losing the premiership to Chelsea, being knocked out of Europe and the prospect of winning <deleted> all after gobbing off all season, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has never had a job. I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the bloke "How much have you collected so far?".

"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

Obviously no Everton supporters in the traffic jam Nignoy

[billd766]

In the politically correct world nothing is ever re-used.

It is always recycled.

[suegha]

In the politically correct world nothing is ever re-used.

It is always recycled.

Or how about 'previously enjoyed'?