Thank You God

[Phronesis]

What would you do?

I have met this beautiful little girl and I just CAN'T leave it alone.

I just tried to have a nap...but the scent of her on my pillow just drove me nuts.

So now I am sitting here again...dead in the water...haven't got a bloody thing done all week...but as happy as I have been in a decade.

It would seem that love is a lot more problematic when it arrives late in ones life.

Didn't see that one coming...

Wake up child, or your millions will be gone by years end.

We will see about that...

So far I have spent a total of about 300THB on her for noodles and fruit.

This morning she showed me her monthly pay slips, she makes 14kTHB per month as well as some OT bonuses. Month just gone she made just on 17KTHB as she did a chunk of OT to cover for others in her office who went home for Songkran.

Had a night out with expat friends last night...took the desperate and dateless advice given in post #80.

This morning I picked her up and took her to work. We had lunch at Central food court on the way.

There were two stinking beer gutted old Aussie tourists blokes there. They were both dressed the same: thongs, Chang wife beater, baseball cap with boxing kangaroo, cheap shorts. They also had their utterly horrid battle axe wives with them. Anyway my girl was walking a little ahead of me as I stopped to refund my food card and the two guys couldn't take their eyes off her tight little skirt. One of them craned his neck around for the best view until his wife punched him in the arm and gave him the death stare.

She is staying at my place tonight.

I am down to the last Ibuprofen pill. Need to buy some more tomorrow.

Why would any girl you've just met be showing you her monthly payslips?It's quite sad that a grown man has to post his little fantasies about being a millionaire and dating a 'stunning lawyer' on a forum just to get his rocks off!

Takes all sorts I guess!

Not as sad as you...clutching at straws to try and disprove my posts.

You can carry on with your sad little life.

I have just picked my girl up from her place and she is now snoozing softly in the room next door.

I will take my sad life over yours...

[Phronesis]

Well...

I think I am done for...

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

[Eesat]

Why would any girl you've just met be showing you her monthly payslips?It's quite sad that a grown man has to post his little fantasies about being a millionaire and dating a 'stunning lawyer' on a forum just to get his rocks off!

Takes all sorts I guess!

Wake up child, or your millions will be gone by years end.

We will see about that...

So far I have spent a total of about 300THB on her for noodles and fruit.

This morning she showed me her monthly pay slips, she makes 14kTHB per month as well as some OT bonuses. Month just gone she made just on 17KTHB as she did a chunk of OT to cover for others in her office who went home for Songkran.

Had a night out with expat friends last night...took the desperate and dateless advice given in post #80.

This morning I picked her up and took her to work. We had lunch at Central food court on the way.

There were two stinking beer gutted old Aussie tourists blokes there. They were both dressed the same: thongs, Chang wife beater, baseball cap with boxing kangaroo, cheap shorts. They also had their utterly horrid battle axe wives with them. Anyway my girl was walking a little ahead of me as I stopped to refund my food card and the two guys couldn't take their eyes off her tight little skirt. One of them craned his neck around for the best view until his wife punched him in the arm and gave him the death stare.

She is staying at my place tonight.

I am down to the last Ibuprofen pill. Need to buy some more tomorrow.

Not as sad as you...clutching at straws to try and disprove my posts.

You can carry on with your sad little life.

I have just picked my girl up from her place and she is now snoozing softly in the room next door.

I will take my sad life over yours...

Mate the "sad little life" belongs to wierdos who post stories about meeting lawyers on an internet forum,if you honestly can't see that I'm beginning to wonder if you really do need help or some form of counselling!

[poanoi]

@Eesat, go troll elsewhere

[Phronesis]

@Eesat, go troll elsewhere

Thanks poanoi...

[NanLaew]

"160 condoms and lube (quantity remaining at hand) **"

Why would a twentysomething girl need lube,there are few reasons? :

1.) You repulse her secretly and she is dryer than a Saharan Dust Storm!

2.) She's a Shim!

3.) You are using the wrong hole but I certainly can't see any self-respecting Thai girl allowing that after just meeting!

So which is it?

There are more holes in your story than a Swiss cheese!

Point of order on item #3... "It's the second hole from the back of the neck."

Carry on.

[BookMan]

>

Ok Bookman, you pulled me up on another thread for not referencing Thoreau. (Oh...and as an aside..you will be in a world of hurt if you want to joust with me over books). So to make amends I will make a detailed account of my expenditure in accordance with Chapter 1 of Walden:

Ts

If it comes to identifying rare/valuable/unusual books then I would make a meal of you.

If it is quoting literature or identifying passages of prose then you more than likely would wipe the floor with me.

Oh really...and what if I told you that one of my income streams while putting myself through university was buying and selling books?

Are you Australian? If so, you have probably already seen me at Bookfest....

https://twitter.com/Bookfest

If you told me that then I would say we would have interesting stories to tell each other on finds we have made.

However, it doesn't change the fact that I'd back myself in the re-selling and identifying situation.

You did say it 'was one of' your revenue streams.

The last ten years it has been my only revenue stream.

[itchybum]

>

Ok Bookman, you pulled me up on another thread for not referencing Thoreau. (Oh...and as an aside..you will be in a world of hurt if you want to joust with me over books). So to make amends I will make a detailed account of my expenditure in accordance with Chapter 1 of Walden:

Ts

If it comes to identifying rare/valuable/unusual books then I would make a meal of you.

If it is quoting literature or identifying passages of prose then you more than likely would wipe the floor with me.

Oh really...and what if I told you that one of my income streams while putting myself through university was buying and selling books?

Are you Australian? If so, you have probably already seen me at Bookfest....

https://twitter.com/Bookfest

Anyone can buy and sell a comic book or 3.

[Morakot]

"160 condoms and lube (quantity remaining at hand) **"

Why would a twentysomething girl need lube,there are few reasons? :

1.) You repulse her secretly and she is dryer than a Saharan Dust Storm!

2.) She's a Shim!

3.) You are using the wrong hole but I certainly can't see any self-respecting Thai girl allowing that after just meeting!

So which is it?

Eesat, you might like to peruse the relevant medial literature on vaginal dryness and may find about 101 reasons, including childbirth or heavy cigarette smoking in relation to decreased oestrogen levels.

And who said in the first place that women who use lubrication have vaginal dryness. The OP might for all intent and purpose just use lube as a part of an elaborate fantasy of being a porn star. Especially considering he is self-medicating painkillers postcotius.

Best not to judge the book by it cover, but take and enjoy the story for what it is. The OP is making a serious effort here and should be credited for this.

Edited May 5, 2013 by Morakot

[itchybum]

"160 condoms and lube (quantity remaining at hand) **"

Why would a twentysomething girl need lube,there are few reasons? :

1.) You repulse her secretly and she is dryer than a Saharan Dust Storm!

2.) She's a Shim!

3.) You are using the wrong hole but I certainly can't see any self-respecting Thai girl allowing that after just meeting!

So which is it?

Eesat, you might like to peruse the relevant medial literature on vaginal dryness and may find about 101 reasons, including childbirth or heavy cigarette smoking in relation to decreased oestrogen levels.

And who said in the first place that women who use lubrication have vaginal dryness. The OP might for all intent and purpose just use lube as a part of an elaborate fantasy of being a porn star. Especially considering he is self-medicating painkillers postcotius.

Best not to judge the book by it cover, but take and enjoy the story for what it is. The OP is making a serious effort here and should be credited for this.

"160 condoms and lube (quantity remaining at hand) **"

Why would a twentysomething girl need lube,there are few reasons? :

1.) You repulse her secretly and she is dryer than a Saharan Dust Storm!

2.) She's a Shim!

3.) You are using the wrong hole but I certainly can't see any self-respecting Thai girl allowing that after just meeting!

So which is it?

Eesat, you might like to peruse the relevant medial literature on vaginal dryness and may find about 101 reasons, including childbirth or heavy cigarette smoking in relation to decreased oestrogen levels.

And who said in the first place that women who use lubrication have vaginal dryness. The OP might for all intent and purpose just use lube as a part of an elaborate fantasy of being a porn star. Especially considering he is self-medicating painkillers postcotius.

Best not to judge the book by it cover, but take and enjoy the story for what it is. The OP is making a serious effort here and should be credited for this.

he may use it as lip balm also.

[Payboy]

Point of order on item #3... "It's the second hole from the back of the neck."Carry on.

Going which way? Over the forehead is like playing tic-tac-toe.

Edited May 5, 2013 by Payboy

[Morakot]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

[lemoncake]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

i think its a sign of "L" word

[NanLaew]

Point of order on item #3... "It's the second hole from the back of the neck."Carry on.

Going which way? Over the forehead is like playing tic-tac-toe.

From the back of the neck... FROM the BACK of the neck Get it?

People like you really need to RTFM.

[Morakot]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

i think its a sign of "L" word

Lorange?

[Eesat]

"Blah blah blah self made millionaire....hung like a plow boy...pulled a cute little lawyer...blah blah blah."

So even you've realised how ridiculous you sound?

We're just waiting for the final admission that you are the double of Brad Pitt,then the mods might as well close the thread!

Bizarre!

[Eesat]

@Eesat, go troll elsewhere

Am I getting in the way of your voyeurism poanoi?Or maybe even you have fallen for the OPs massive bankroll,huge todger and uncanny knack of pulling highly educated stunners?

Glad to see you've come out of the closet and well done,I applaud your decision!

[transam]

"Blah blah blah self made millionaire....hung like a plow boy...pulled a cute little lawyer...blah blah blah."

So even you've realised how ridiculous you sound?

We're just waiting for the final admission that you are the double of Brad Pitt,then the mods might as well close the thread!

Bizarre!

He might be a Donkey with a PC. .................................

[poanoi]

Why do you accuse everyone posting here of being a liar ?

what profit would it be in it for this man to say he found a girl he is happy with ?

ed, and why else would there be anything in it of lying ?

What you are doing reminds of some thai girls actually, accusing whomever gets in the way of lying,

projection ?

Edited May 5, 2013 by poanoi

[Morakot]

I think this story contains ubiquitous literary subjectivity. But I think the OP needs to develop these characters further.

We get some idea about the protagonist, a wild man in a donkey-suit being currently infatuated by the heroine: the cute girl in the kitty cat pants. I think in order to make this work, the dimension of the heroine needs to be more developed. The orange cake looks like a promising avenue; here we see the protagonist learning about his new friend about her sweet taste, about here preferences, about her life. As both begin to discover each other, these characters in the story become alive: real people with real lifes that are to be appreciated for what they are.

Edited May 5, 2013 by Morakot

[Songhua]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

Pffft. Orange cake. Not until she seductively feeds him grapes will he know he's onto the real thing.

[SteeleJoe]

Why do you accuse everyone posting here of being a liar ?

what profit would it be in it for this man to say he found a girl he is happy with ?

ed, and why else would there be anything in it of lying ?

What you are doing reminds of some thai girls actually, accusing whomever gets in the way of lying,

projection ?

Do you honestly think people only lie - especially on an anonymous forum - when they have something to gain from it?

Do you honestly think people only post things - even honestly - when they have something to gain from it?

Do you honestly not recognize that there are an infinite number of reasons why people lie about themselves - even to themselves- that are not necessarily logical to anyone else or for perceived gains that are intangible and purely psychological (and illusory)?

Oh, one could go on and on about this...but suffice it to say, "Why would someone lie (in self-aggrandizing way) if there's no profit in it?" is a completely useless reason to beleive his posts. If you believe them, fine - I can't claim to know whether they are tue and don't claim to - but you'll have to come up with a better reason than that to convince anyone else or to explain your own credulity.

Edited May 5, 2013 by SteeleJoe

[Morakot]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

Pffft. Orange cake. Not until she seductively feeds him grapes will he know he's onto the real thing.

Might be true too. But oranges here are also a symbol for a new start, for the beginning of something new that is promising, for something that ought to be treasured for a long time. Also the very idea that it is cake is quite striking, considering the fact that cake (historically sweet bread with all its connotations) is a modern thing in Thailand.

Gift exchange is incredibly important and can convey profound meaning. I think the object the heroine has presented here has raised her profile quite a lot in this story. It made her appear more likeable to the reader.

[poanoi]

Yes, i believe he found the girl he talks about, -i have no reason not to,

then it may well be that he add some stuff to spice it up, condoms/KY/etc, for a better story

[Songhua]

Tonight she bought me orange cake from Naka market...

That's a good sign!

Pffft. Orange cake. Not until she seductively feeds him grapes will he know he's onto the real thing.

Might be true too. But oranges here are also a symbol for a new start, for the beginning of something new that is promising, for something that ought to be treasured for a long time. Also the very idea that it is cake is quite striking, considering the fact that cake (historically sweet bread with all its connotations) is a modern thing in Thailand.

Gift exchange is incredibly important and can convey profound meaning. I think the object the heroine has presented here has raised her profile quite a lot in this story. It made her appear more likeable to the reader.

Ah yes, the significance of the orange went straight over my head. And not only has she become more likable (she already sounded very nice anyway), OP is no doubt justifiably proud he's landed himself a giver not a taker. Who could blame him?

[Morakot]

Well, what possibly could go wrong?

We don't know (yet); for that we have to see what the next instalment may bring.

[Mudcrab]

Well just finished my second tour of duty. This time in her apartment. No aircon, and Thai style mattress (read ply with a thin layer of foam over the top).

My back is going to give me hell tomorrow...

No air-con,for a Hi-So,high-flying lawyer stunner?Were there Burmese Punkhawallahs fanning you instead?

Numpty...

She is like any other hardworking young Thai girl fresh out of college. Still on a sub 15KTHB per month salary, sending 3KTHB a month home to her folks and trying to save every baht while contending with the outrageous prices in Phuket. So yes...she has a room without aircon. And no...she is not a high flyer....if you read my initial posts you will see that she is a quite and conservative lass...

So quite[sic] and conservative but jumps into bed with the first beer-swilling,thong and wife-beater wearing Bogan that comes along?

Unbelievable,literally!

first bogan wife beater?? how do you know that !!!!

[Mudcrab]

What would you do?

I have met this beautiful little girl and I just CAN'T leave it alone.

I just tried to have a nap...but the scent of her on my pillow just drove me nuts.

So now I am sitting here again...dead in the water...haven't got a bloody thing done all week...but as happy as I have been in a decade.

It would seem that love is a lot more problematic when it arrives late in ones life.

Didn't see that one coming...

Wake up child, or your millions will be gone by years end.

We will see about that...

So far I have spent a total of about 300THB on her for noodles and fruit.

This morning she showed me her monthly pay slips, she makes 14kTHB per month as well as some OT bonuses. Month just gone she made just on 17KTHB as she did a chunk of OT to cover for others in her office who went home for Songkran.

Had a night out with expat friends last night...took the desperate and dateless advice given in post #80.

This morning I picked her up and took her to work. We had lunch at Central food court on the way.

There were two stinking beer gutted old Aussie tourists blokes there. They were both dressed the same: thongs, Chang wife beater, baseball cap with boxing kangaroo, cheap shorts. They also had their utterly horrid battle axe wives with them. Anyway my girl was walking a little ahead of me as I stopped to refund my food card and the two guys couldn't take their eyes off her tight little skirt. One of them craned his neck around for the best view until his wife punched him in the arm and gave him the death stare.

She is staying at my place tonight.

I am down to the last Ibuprofen pill. Need to buy some more tomorrow.

Why would any girl you've just met be showing you her monthly payslips?It's quite sad that a grown man has to post his little fantasies about being a millionaire and dating a 'stunning lawyer' on a forum just to get his rocks off!

Takes all sorts I guess!

A grown man would not use the term "death stare" . This bloke is relatively young .. 20 to 30's my guess.

Good for him if he has hot young lady. Not likely though considering everything else he has claimed

Edited May 5, 2013 by Mudcrab

[Eesat]

Why do you accuse everyone posting here of being a liar ?

what profit would it be in it for this man to say he found a girl he is happy with ?

ed, and why else would there be anything in it of lying ?

What you are doing reminds of some thai girls actually, accusing whomever gets in the way of lying,

projection ?

If you actually believe any of this nonsense about stunning lawyers,huge members and millions of dollars then you must come form the same funny farm as the OP!

[Eesat]

We didn't hear where this quasi-Hollywood style couple met but I suspect it may have been under a bridge somewhere in Norway!

Maybe he was walking a bit funny due to the size of his massive manhood...no,I'm sorry I just can't type anymore without laughing,both at the OP and gullible fools like poanoi that believe this rubbish!