Thank You God

[Phronesis]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

[lemoncake]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Have fun tonight, do not forget the lube and nurofen

[transam]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Hope it's not serious.

[Phronesis]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Hope it's not serious.

On the contrary, I am hoping it is serious...

[BookMan]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Hope it's not serious.

On the contrary, I am hoping it is serious...

Werent you in some type of long term relationship recently? What happened to that?

[Payboy]

Point of order on item #3... "It's the second hole from the back of the neck."Carry on.

Going which way? Over the forehead is like playing tic-tac-toe.

From the back of the neck... FROM the BACK of the neck Get it?

People like you really need to RTFM.

Yeah, from the back of the neck, going which way?

[Eesat]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Hope it's not serious.

On the contrary, I am hoping it is serious...

Werent you in some type of long term relationship recently? What happened to that?

He woke up?

[itchybum]

Hope it's not serious.

On the contrary, I am hoping it is serious...

Werent you in some type of long term relationship recently? What happened to that?

He woke up?

The 'P' word is not allowed it seems. How prudish.

[Songhua]

Postulate all you want you blokes.

I am off to pick her up from her apartment...

Please keep us updated Phronesis.

This is good stuff.

[NanLaew]

Point of order on item #3... "It's the second hole from the back of the neck."Carry on.

Going which way? Over the forehead is like playing tic-tac-toe.

From the back of the neck... FROM the BACK of the neck Get it?

People like you really need to RTFM.

Yeah, from the back of the neck, going which way?

I guess 'doggy style' doesn't feature in your particular lexicon of love then?

[itchybum]

Going which way? Over the forehead is like playing tic-tac-toe.

From the back of the neck... FROM the BACK of the neck Get it?

People like you really need to RTFM.

Yeah, from the back of the neck, going which way?

I guess 'doggy style' doesn't feature in your particular lexicon of love then?

Then it would be the first hole.

But I did not read point #3

[itchybum]

Oh I see, its instructions.

Carry on

[NanLaew]

From the back of the neck... FROM the BACK of the neck Get it?

People like you really need to RTFM.

Yeah, from the back of the neck, going which way?

I guess 'doggy style' doesn't feature in your particular lexicon of love then?

Then it would be the first hole.

But I did not read point #3

It would indeed be the first hole encountered... if that was your wish.

I wonder how the OP is doing with the his chaste and conservative paramours ORB these days? Must be on the 8th sleepover by now?

[Phronesis]

Well everything is coming along swimmingly.

The only hitch is that I am not getting nearly enough sleep and am feeling rather fried.

The upside is my back has improved.

I stayed in her hot little fan room last night on the hard Thai style mattress. Terribly uncomfortable...but upon returning to bed from an early morning trip to the toilet I was greeted with a view that stopped me in my tracks.

At the risk of sounding like a DOM, I paused for a good while and just drank in that view.

I am old enough to know that the highlights in ones life are brief and often all too elusive.

She made me fresh mangoes and coffee for breakfast.

I am definitely done for...

God help me...

[itchybum]

Well everything is coming along swimmingly.

The only hitch is that I am not getting nearly enough sleep and am feeling rather fried.

The upside is my back has improved.

I stayed in her hot little fan room last night on the hard Thai style mattress. Terribly uncomfortable...but upon returning to bed from an early morning trip to the toilet I was greeted with a view that stopped me in my tracks.

At the risk of sounding like a DOM, I paused for a good while and just drank in that view.

I am old enough to know that the highlights in ones life are brief and often all too elusive.

She made me fresh mangoes and coffee for breakfast.

I am definitely done for...

God help me...

She made you a fresh mango.

Praise the lord, jesus has returned.

[lemoncake]

Well everything is coming along swimmingly.

The only hitch is that I am not getting nearly enough sleep and am feeling rather fried.

The upside is my back has improved.

I stayed in her hot little fan room last night on the hard Thai style mattress. Terribly uncomfortable...but upon returning to bed from an early morning trip to the toilet I was greeted with a view that stopped me in my tracks.

At the risk of sounding like a DOM, I paused for a good while and just drank in that view.

I am old enough to know that the highlights in ones life are brief and often all too elusive.

She made me fresh mangoes and coffee for breakfast.

I am definitely done for...

God help me...

She made you a fresh mango.

Praise the lord, jesus has returned.

you forgot the coffee

[itchybum]

But she made the mango.

[ALFREDO]

Are you saying you had sexual intercouse with her ???

Is, was your question serious?

[ALFREDO]

Quite cute though that he pulls a burd and has to tell Thaivisa all about it

Hide your jealous feelings and envy better!

[ALFREDO]

Wonder what she is thinking this morning though?

Hopefully, the same!

"Thank you God".

[ALFREDO]

Well just finished my second tour of duty. This time in her apartment. No aircon, and Thai style mattress (read ply with a thin layer of foam over the top).

My back is going to give me hell tomorrow...

Great stuff!

When will you be providing a detailed breakdown?

• Positions
• Average time per position
• # of Orgasms achieved

Slowly!

You really want to know that? You have no imagination! Some more what turns you on?

[ALFREDO]

What would you do?

I have met this beautiful little girl and I just CAN'T leave it alone.

I just tried to have a nap...but the scent of her on my pillow just drove me nuts.

So now I am sitting here again...dead in the water...haven't got a bloody thing done all week...but as happy as I have been in a decade.

It would seem that love is a lot more problematic when it arrives late in ones life.

Didn't see that one coming...

Yet you have no-one to share all this 'happiness' with apart from a bunch of strangers on an internet forum?

You're either :

1.) Absolutely ,totally and utterly full of BS (Very likely)!

or

2.) Very sad with no friends or family with which to share your unbridled joy (Very unlikely)!

Personally,I'm betting my shirt on one!

You are really, not "nice!"

[ALFREDO]

What would you do? Well the one thing I would not be doing is writing about it here.

"Party Pooper" Now its just getting interesting! Go back in your, "Hermitage!"

[ALFREDO]

She is from the south and studied at Songkla.

So she is muslim? you better have an exit plan

-Lemoncake-

The South is for you, only the deepest, South-East?

[ALFREDO]

Why would any girl you've just met be showing you her monthly payslips?It's quite sad that a grown man has to post his little fantasies about being a millionaire and dating a 'stunning lawyer' on a forum just to get his rocks off!

Takes all sorts I guess!

Payslips? Possibly to show, that there is place for improvement and a helping hand!

Regarding breaking that story here - Anyway better, than to read, the steady "ranting" about anything and everything here in TH !

Edited May 30, 2013 by ALFREDO

[ALFREDO]

"160 condoms and lube (quantity remaining at hand) **"

Why would a twentysomething girl need lube,there are few reasons? :

1.) You repulse her secretly and she is dryer than a Saharan Dust Storm!

2.) She's a Shim!

3.) You are using the wrong hole but I certainly can't see any self-respecting Thai girl allowing that after just meeting!

So which is it?

There are more holes in your story than a Swiss cheese!

What is your problem?

[itchybum]

Alfredo be busy.

[Phronesis]

I am tired. Tired to the bone in fact. I was praising the Lord for my luck a few months back. Now I am praying to him for the strength to carry on. Had a two hour session this morning in her room. That followed two sessions during the night before. Haven't done that since I was a kid. I returned back to my place and have just slept from 12 noon until 6pm. I have woke up with a killer hangover style headache. It is from dehydration from sweating it out in her fan room and not drinking enough water. I have just checked my blood pressure on my omron HEM-7111 and I came in at 133/71 so the 50mg per day of Loranta is doing its job. A few big glasses of water, some asprin, a shower and then off to her place again tonight.

Wish me luck.

[itchybum]

Do you have a Will ?

[BookMan]

I am tired. Tired to the bone in fact. I was praising the Lord for my luck a few months back. Now I am praying to him for the strength to carry on. Had a two hour session this morning in her room. That followed two sessions during the night before. Haven't done that since I was a kid. I returned back to my place and have just slept from 12 noon until 6pm. I have woke up with a killer hangover style headache. It is from dehydration from sweating it out in her fan room and not drinking enough water. I have just checked my blood pressure on my omron HEM-7111 and I came in at 133/71 so the 50mg per day of Loranta is doing its job. A few big glasses of water, some asprin, a shower and then off to her place again tonight.

Wish me luck.

I am surprised that a man of your intelligence believes in God