johnb Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks " excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so thats he's on her level and says " do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"................ The girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and wispers...... " I don't weally fink that my pet pyfon gives a phuk" JOhnb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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