Popular Post homeownership Posted August 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2013 I was in the Rimping Supermarket in Chiang Mai, looking for Birthday Cake candles. I thought I would sk a boy stacking shelves, he led me around the shop and then to his supervisor, who spoke a little English. She said what are you looking for ? I said Candles for a birthday cake. She pronounced the word back to be as Candol. She went to different parts of the sho with me in tow asking for Candols. One shop working pointed to cans of beer, another to the fish and oyster counter, what a joke, I thought. So I tried a different approach. I said I want a candle oni top of a birthday cake, which I cano blow out . I was doing actions to help the language barrier. The sing Happy Birthday, she said I understand. I thought great. The to my surprise she said. You want a blowjob !!! I said WHAT ? No a candel. 5 minutes, she said see you outside in 5 minutes. A this point my Wife comes over and says what did you say to here, I had no choice but to tell her the full story. Anyway mouth were covered with laughing and giggling as she said they dont sell any and I would have to go to S and P opposite tok get them. The thought went through mind was would she have done the deed, if another woman hadnt put her straight. I decided either way, next week I am going shopping by myself. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoneyboy Posted August 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2013 Yes candles can be a problem the world over. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGpaj2nHIo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Boo Posted August 4, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2013 so she could hardly speak English yet she knew how to say blow job & meet you outside in 5 mins.? hmm Moving to pub. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 Your wife might have believed you, but we don't. Your wife wouldn't have believed you either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennedy Posted August 4, 2013 Share Posted August 4, 2013 so she could hardly speak English yet she knew how to say blow job & meet you outside in 5 mins.? hmm Moving to pub. Shit does have a way of running down hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnniey Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 It might be easier to buy a small English Thai dictionary. Many free if you have a smartphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan96822 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Very wholesome topic, I don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Thais don't call it a "blow job". Fairy tale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post delgarcon Posted August 5, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 5, 2013 Reminds me of the 2 Ronnies, "Fork 'andles". Any of you haven't seen it or want to see this classic again. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB87 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Sometimes, a member could be accused of an 'overactive imagination' ... but in the case of this OP ... a rather 'underactive' one was in play ... . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kblaze Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 why didn't your wife just ask for you (assuming shes thai)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeownership Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 why didn't your wife just ask for you (assuming shes thai)? Shes English too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burl Ives Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Another Walter Mitty, welcome to LOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Sometimes, a member could be accused of an 'overactive imagination' ... but in the case of this OP ... a rather 'underactive' one was in play ... . I think his sex life is crap. .................................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Thais don't call it a "blow job". Fairy tale. A fairy tale would be more credible and involve some creative thought. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheapcharly Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 If you join your hands together(like hello in thai) and you open repetitively the bottom of your Palm, it means you want boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 Imagine your surprise if, as a non-English speaker you can't understand what somebody is saying to you and then suddenly starts to belt out Happy Birthday whilst puffing at you and gesturing something two inches long with their fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheapcharly Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Better to download a software on your phone where you can draw what you want to say. Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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