super22k Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Droopy breasts scare me.Apparently there is a bar where a girl can throw her breasts over her shoulder and back-heel them. She can also tie both breasts together and make them look as if she was wearing a bow-tie. One thing,have you ever had a girlfriend with hairy breasts?,,,,,,very scary. Her kids complained they were fed with coconut juice. But the things that are really scary are.........Balconies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 1) lack of justice. never gotten into trouble but this scares me: what if i ever get into "a situation". 2) i should also be afraid of dengue i guess. i am often in borderlands (burma). 3) and yes, minivans. i admit. i hate them. i'm not afraid of death but i'm afraid of a violent, painful death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marell Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Waking up dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Waking up dead. Oh no! The Zombie Apocalypse has started. You were too late to warn us, Mr.WW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 To drive with the Long distance, Buses, in Thailand, to fast, overtaking many times in dangerous style without care of the oncoming traffic, mostly with warped chassis, is frightening me. So, I avoid doing that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Gonorrhea scares the crap out of me, there won't be no more bg/bj/shorttime for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALFREDO Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Ok what scares me the most is riding a motorbike That is what I like most ! Anywhere and I not scared when I have the throttle and the break in my hands and my eyes open, to see people who have their eyes as it seems shut on the road and in traffic, or are driving under the influence! Than I can also cut through Phukets rush hour traffic same a hot knife threw butter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre0720 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Not scared of anything, because 1) i'm not a pu$$y, and 2) I keep my head down, keep my voice soft, and keep my nose out of other people's business. You could be all of that... And then get killed by a pick-up truck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang000999 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Driving/Traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 well its large breasts that frighten me ,ime frightened to look at them ,because whenever we are out and i look at them ,the wife thumps me. You need to develop your peripheral vision. Or polish your shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewsterbudgen Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Gonorrhea scares the crap out of me, there won't be no more bg/bj/shorttime for me Anti-biotics can still be effective and if you use a condom, you should be fine. So, stop worrying and enjoy yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Losing my temper when some b!tch of a shop assistant decides to play "belittle the farang" in front of all the other customers - like you are so completely stupid that you can't even read the ubiquitous calculator. That's easy to deal with. Just speak in Thai to them and then speak in English, when they can't reply in English but you can in Thai they lose face. Or just pull a wad of notes out and see the jealousy rise in their eyes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dighambara Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I keep well away from Bangkok and feel very safe.Not realy scared of anything,if i die i die,if i kill someone i kill someone. 10 Years in Pattaya is far safer than cities in the uk,and i feel extremly safe,and only a phone call away from good help. True, true. However an empty fridge bugs me. The excessive murder rate here effects Thais more than foreigners, so 'What Me Worry'..?? http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_wit_fir-crime-murders-with-firearms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolf5370 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Me - easy. Something happening to me and leaving my girls, daughters, all alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 What I dislike most is the sheer duplicity and dishonesty of the Thai people.I have came across a lot of honest Thai people. There are some dishonest people in every country. 3 month ago I moved to a slightly bigger bungalow (foolishly) I forgot 1200€ in an enveloppe under the mattress.The next day the old Thai owner brougth it to me, 1200€... you can count he told me... not sure 100% of Westerners owners would have done it I do it all the time, as recently as yesterday when i corrected a woman at the checkout who was about to give 200 baht extra back in change. I will not lower my standard just because i live among crooks, there are good people out there, somewhere, i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardenedSoul Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Things are pretty much ok in Thailand NOW, what happens when/if the Shi^ really hits the fan ie economic meltdown, how will the Thais take to Farangs then? Can't see why the locals would treat foreigners any differently because of an economic meltdown. Were there any reports of foreigners gettin' smoked by skint Thais during the Asian financial crisis in '97? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaanUSA Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I dont live in Thailand, but one thing that really frightens me is not being able to return either due to getting blacklisted by immigration or from major injury. I have no reason to be scared of getting blacklisted, but it's not my country and the government can do or change whatever they want at anytime. OK - I'll bite - as a tourist, what precisely would lead to you being banned from entering the country other than a visa or legal issue ? To date, I havent had a single problem getting a tourist visa and all my 30-day 'visa exempt' stays have been completely without issue. If there is an easier way to get a 90-day stay in someone else's country than a trip to Penang and two nights in a hotel, I need to hear about it. Nothing to bite. I thought we were just listing our greatest fear in Thailand. Nobody said it had to be rational! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmouthboyo Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 On a serious note, the thing that scares me the most is a topic that we are never permitted to discuss. What I hope is that the country stays strong and stable. Mods, if this comment is a problem, please delete immediately. Cheers Can someone message me what is meant by this, new here. What is the topic you cant discuss? Seems weird for the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 On a serious note, the thing that scares me the most is a topic that we are never permitted to discuss. What I hope is that the country stays strong and stable. Mods, if this comment is a problem, please delete immediately. Cheers Can someone message me what is meant by this, new here. What is the topic you cant discuss? Seems weird for the internet Agreed, i can only guess that it is the King being referred to, since it is illegal to say anything negative about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Current population of Thailand. 70 353 932 Still plenty of opportunity eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shaunduhpostman Posted August 13, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2013 How little other people and other people's basic rights matter to most Thais. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) Get to the point, where's the photo of the Filipino? You mean "Filipina" right? Or maybe not. Sorry ... couldn't help myself. Meanwhile, what scares me the most here in Thailand? Being deported and black listed for life. I don't lose any sleep over it, but sure as hell hope it never happens. Edited August 13, 2013 by HerbalEd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 The thing that scares me most about living in Thailand is "me". When I retired here in 2010 I was a cool, calm and collected guy who was ready to enjoy this "magical" experience for the rest of my life. After three years of trying to adapt, transition and fit in with the locals and understand "Thainess", I have become one stressed out and frustrated "basket case" of a guy with a hair pin temper. There's absolutely nothing about these rascals that appeals to me and I have become very confrontational. The Thai males in particular are so unpredictable and a wrong comment at just the right time could lead to a disastrous outcome. Leaving Thailand is not an option for me, so I either need to cut out my tongue or find a good natural treatment for stress. Any ideas! Simple....avoid thai males at all times.. We didn't come here for the men , did we? Well, some did as we are reminded on almost a daily basis around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shaunduhpostman Posted August 13, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2013 How little other people and other people's basic rights matter to most Thais. Sounds like Thailand's not right for you mr post man. Thailand's being right or not right for me or you is not really the topic here, is it, Mr. Singpot? But getting back to the topic, don't get me wrong they're very cheerful about it mostly and it figures in surviving in this country and helps them be less fussed about the farang than they would be. But I'm not going to pretend I don't see what I see and that I am not frightened by what I see as being at the root of what most of us complain about on here: that not only do they not care about next guy but that he doesn't even register, he's not even there, not worth a millisecond of thought or consideration. And yes, I am thinking it is what is behind the very scary road experiences we all go through, the way people do business, feel they have to destroy others just for a bit more money or face, the way all and sundry get needlessly endangered here in many different situations. I've lived here for 14 years and started coming over 18 years ago, so I've seen a lot and to me there is a level of total indifference to others that is unrivaled anywhere I've ever been in the world and that's 24 countries in Latin America, Europe and Asia. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinglePot Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 "that not only do they not care about next guy but that he doesn't even register, he's not even there, not worth a millisecond of thought or consideration." I live in a Thai village. The sensation of "community" is profound. I see it every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 well its large breasts that frighten me ,ime frightened to look at them ,because whenever we are out and i look at them ,the wife thumps me. You need to develop your peripheral vision. width=20 alt=blink.png> Amateurs Say to your wife. "Is that a ladyboy" then you can look all you like as you try to convince your wife that it is a ladyboy while she says "No, No, it's a lady" In reality, your wife knows that you are going to look at those breasts even before you know it, so you are caught even before anything has happened. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IsaanUSA Posted August 13, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2013 so why don't you leave? Just leave this thread. People have different fears. The topic just asks you to list your greatest fear in Thailand. Nobody's fear is right or wrong. Why would you argue with somebody about their personal fears? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Drunk farangs walking around Bangkok with no shirts and no brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajarnpot Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 I have always trusted the old senses on these things. But I remain to this day frightened that the next gf will be a lady boy and I could not tell the difference.......... gives me shivers, but otherwise nothing against em, just not into the meat and 2 veg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 My neighbour's wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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