angrybird Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I saw that most of the questions applied to cars, with pictures. Of course an intending motorcycle driver would need to know many, but there are no motorbike specific questions and I believe there should be, especially as now the same test is used for both vehicles. I have little imagination, so leave it to the very talented wags on ThaiVisa to offer appropriate questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 how does it matter, if you just send someone over there with your picture to make the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingstonkid Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Driving a bike or a car are the rules not the same. Maybe that is why I am frustrated. I live by a different set of highway rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 the test is plain fun. my golden tip: at the end of the test, if you fail the first time -which i did- make sure you RE-check your wrong (and good) answers, write them down, and go for the 2nd chance. and remember: the test is SANOOK so no need to get stressed up ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puyai Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I too failed the first time. So the nice lady who was running the test came over, changed the language to Thai and proceeded to do the test for me. Needless to say I walked away with a perfect score... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Question 4: How much do you slip the BIBs? A) 100 baht 200 baht C) 300 baht D) 500 baht The smiley is B and ) - but it's appropriate - should be on every test so that stupid farangs can know the answer. Edited September 26, 2013 by WitawatWatawit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Question 4: How much do you slip the BIBs? A) 100 baht 200 baht C) 300 baht D) 500 baht The smiley is B and ) - but it's appropriate - should be on every test so that stupid farangs can know the answer. of course all answers are wrong. You checkmark non of them and put a 100 Baht note between the papers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 They should make a test that reflects reality. Here are a few sample questions 1) When driving down the wrong side of the road a) it is best to be talking on a cell phone make sure all three of the kids on the back have plenty of food in their hands c) have a few shots of whiskey to handle the stress of driving d) keep an eye out for pedestrians and oncoming traffic 2) When over passing on the right hand side a) use your turn signal to alert traffic accelerate as quickly as possible and cut in at the last second c) pay no attention to cyclists or pedestrians d) all of the above 3) The white lines on the ground commonly referred to as a zebra crossing are a) to make the roads look cool a warning that people sometimes cross the street in this area c) show its safe to overtake blindly d) what lines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuriramRes Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 What multi-choice Test? Did not have to do it. I thought it was only for Thais! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveling Sailor Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Ran across this by chance. I am guessing you are taking this test so you can get a Thai driver's license. What government building must one go to to take this test? I'm on Koh Samui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete66 Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 There's one question that says what should you do if you are tired, one of the unforgettable choice is (honestly): -> Take Amphetamines I kid you not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topt Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 There's one question that says what should you do if you are tired, one of the unforgettable choice is (honestly): -> Take Amphetamines I kid you not Isn't that the right answer........ I am on my third one year and, touch wood, never been asked to take it so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 ...What is likely to happen if you show the finger to a big car with tinted windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrybird Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 Ran across this by chance. I am guessing you are taking this test so you can get a Thai driver's license. What government building must one go to to take this test? I'm on Koh Samui. N12 58.095 E100 58.337 It's here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 They should make a test that reflects reality. Here are a few sample questions 1) When driving down the wrong side of the road a) it is best to be talking on a cell phone make sure all three of the kids on the back have plenty of food in their hands c) have a few shots of whiskey to handle the stress of driving d) keep an eye out for pedestrians and oncoming traffic 2) When over passing on the right hand side a) use your turn signal to alert traffic accelerate as quickly as possible and cut in at the last second c) pay no attention to cyclists or pedestrians d) all of the above 3) The white lines on the ground commonly referred to as a zebra crossing are a) to make the roads look cool a warning that people sometimes cross the street in this area c) show its safe to overtake blindly d) what lines? question 3 is silly. It is so obvious....As there are no zebras in Bangkok, you can of course ignore the zebra stripes on the street. No zebra ever crossed the streets here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrybird Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 When should you ALWAYS wear a crash helmet 1. After a hair-do 2. Near the end of the month 3, When you don't want to be recognised 4, Riding on the sidewalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 They should make a test that reflects reality. Here are a few sample questions 1) When driving down the wrong side of the road a) it is best to be talking on a cell phone make sure all three of the kids on the back have plenty of food in their hands c) have a few shots of whiskey to handle the stress of driving d) keep an eye out for pedestrians and oncoming traffic 2) When over passing on the right hand side a) use your turn signal to alert traffic accelerate as quickly as possible and cut in at the last second c) pay no attention to cyclists or pedestrians d) all of the above 3) The white lines on the ground commonly referred to as a zebra crossing are a) to make the roads look cool a warning that people sometimes cross the street in this area c) show its safe to overtake blindly d) what lines? Now that's made me smile this morning.....cheers Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrybird Posted September 28, 2013 Author Share Posted September 28, 2013 In The Picture, What is the danger 1. The driver is watching his speed while on the telephone. 2. Another passenger should be seated in front of the driver. 3. Wearing Red Helmets. 4. The driver is using a Nokia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IMHO Posted September 28, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2013 In The Picture, What is the danger wot.jpg 1. The driver is watching his speed while on the telephone. 2. Another passenger should be seated in front of the driver. 3. Wearing Red Helmets. 4. The driver is using a Nokia Trick question! The danger is the person leaning out their window to take the photo. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 In The Picture, What is the danger wot.jpg 1. The driver is watching his speed while on the telephone. 2. Another passenger should be seated in front of the driver. 3. Wearing Red Helmets. 4. The driver is using a Nokia Trick question! The danger is the person leaning out their window to take the photo. Battery Flat, no Lights on the Camera,Thai Style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveling Sailor Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Ran across this by chance. I am guessing you are taking this test so you can get a Thai driver's license. What government building must one go to to take this test? I'm on Koh Samui. N12 58.095 E100 58.337 It's here THANX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwasaki Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Ran across this by chance. I am guessing you are taking this test so you can get a Thai driver's license. What government building must one go to to take this test? I'm on Koh Samui. N12 58.095 E100 58.337 It's here THANX! I thought that was a humourous answer but seriously go DLT ( Department of Land and Transport ). Koh Samui Department of Land & Transport Office. 125 moo 2 Tambon Lipa Noi, Koh Samui district, Surat Thani Province, 84320. Tel: 07-742-3309. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Pop Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Bet he used to own a Marina.. ! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickylies Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 There's one question that says what should you do if you are tired, one of the unforgettable choice is (honestly): -> Take Amphetamines I kid you not jup! and there's also a Q that talks about TANK FOR WARFARE. the answer is: yes you can drive a tank on the read. I kid you not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveling Sailor Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Ran across this by chance. I am guessing you are taking this test so you can get a Thai driver's license. What government building must one go to to take this test? I'm on Koh Samui. N12 58.095 E100 58.337 It's here THANX! I thought that was a humourous answer but seriously go DLT ( Department of Land and Transport ). Koh Samui Department of Land & Transport Office. 125 moo 2 Tambon Lipa Noi, Koh Samui district, Surat Thani Province, 84320. Tel: 07-742-3309. I never did bother checking the Lat/Long provided, so I do appreciate your much more useful and thoughtful reply. Much appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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