Forethat Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? The Centre Point at terminal 21. Heated toilet seat, adjustable, automatic bum gum, drier. I thought it weird at first but quite like it now. Yes, excellent toilets. The hotel itself is ideally located and the room very nice too! Wait!....Enema? aha, that caught your attention!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nautilus05 Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Geez, why not use TP and shower and change clothes a couple of times a day? Maybe there's a reason that TP is the standard in civilized countries. (I didn't say that France is civilized, haha.) Well, if you want to walk around with dried shit smeared on your ass half the day, go for it. I personally like the bum gun. It's like a little shower every time, and always clean back there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post samran Posted October 21, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 21, 2013 why would anyone want to spray shit all over the place with one of those primitive bum guns? they are a dirty Asian device to be avoided. I guess some of us are a bit more co-ordinated than you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potherb Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Use the power washer and no more embarrassing skid marks. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 I use the paper. I guess I haven't 'crossed over' and became a Thai. Lots of Thai's use paper as well. If you really hate the paper that much you could do it the traditional way... Really? can you speak for 'lots of Thais" on their arse cleaning habits? All the ones that go to big malls like Big C use paper because there aren't any bum guns in big mall toilets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 yes, it is one of the conundrums of Thailand. you pay more for a dirty anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikkii Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? They are great aren't they! I had the joy of spending a whole day (40-50 times) sick in Bali on one of these. Still could walk the next day, sit down and enjoy life. Must admit pressing all those buttons and cleaning, heating and drying is a man's best friend when he has the Bali belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? They are great aren't they! I had the joy of spending a whole day (40-50 times) sick in Bali on one of these. Still could walk the next day, sit down and enjoy life. Must admit pressing all those buttons and cleaning, heating and drying is a man's best friend when he has the Bali belly. terminal 21 japanese floor and gateway main floor. if at gateway make sure the unit works, it is rather disappointing when you commit and the damn thing is broken 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? The Centre Point at terminal 21. Heated toilet seat, adjustable, automatic bum gum, drier. I thought it weird at first but quite like it now. Yes, excellent toilets. The hotel itself is ideally located and the room very nice too! Awesome, gunna have to give that a go. How violent is the enema ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 why would anyone want to spray shit all over the place with one of those primitive bum guns? they are a dirty Asian device to be avoided. The use of toilet paper for post-defecation cleansing was first started in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 why would anyone want to spray shit all over the place with one of those primitive bum guns? they are a dirty Asian device to be avoided. The use of toilet paper for post-defecation cleansing was first started in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing Not quiet sure how I would cleanse the sphincter with a corn cob or a wooden skewer..... I guess both would be handy at flinging excrement at others like a monkey does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastinator Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 When first arriving in Thailand the whole bum gun deal disgusted me. Now... And the realization occurred after my first runny bum ordeal on day three, I wouldn't be without one. In fact, when/if I return to Oz, I will have one installed at my new home. The benefits are immense... Hygiene being foremost (thought I wouldn't ascribe to the bucket and brush method)... And if you don't like them... Don't use them... How easy is that. For people with difficulties using such a simple devise... Well... I just hope you have a really big bowl to pee in as you obviously have very poor aim But fear not.... These devises are becoming more sophisticated and self aim for your cleansing enjoyment... Google it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Typing this from the 5 star Dusit Hua Hin and the room has one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sayonarax Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 The cold water feeling on your butt.. ahh priceless. Were they even invented for washing your pie hole or was it to wash the mess off porcelain after a successful mission? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 If anyone's interested, I am documenting material, including this subject here. In a civilised manner. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elektrified Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Use toilet paper. That's what it is for. Shower 3-4 times per day as it's hot and humid in Thailand. Never used a bum gun. They must be one of the most unsanitary things in the world to touch. We have one in the upstairs bathroom but don't have one downstairs. Never had any Thai people complain. Thais prefer Western toilets over squat toilets by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bina Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 omg samran i just choked on my omelette from you. every since my first time int thailand, i have loved the bum gun; and toilet paper is always on our dinner table, as it is on most peoples' dinner tables here, in lieu of napkins or tissues. its just cheaper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancealot Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Use toilet paper. That's what it is for. Shower 3-4 times per day as it's hot and humid in Thailand. Never used a bum gun. They must be one of the most unsanitary things in the world to touch. We have one in the upstairs bathroom but don't have one downstairs. Never had any Thai people complain. Thais prefer Western toilets over squat toilets by the way. I can't argue with that Quaint you where never curious what all the fuzz is about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Use toilet paper. That's what it is for. Shower 3-4 times per day as it's hot and humid in Thailand. Never used a bum gun. They must be one of the most unsanitary things in the world to touch. We have one in the upstairs bathroom but don't have one downstairs. Never had any Thai people complain. Thais prefer Western toilets over squat toilets by the way. Ive got a feeling my employer may not like me going home 3 to 4 times a day to have a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanno Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? The Centre Point at terminal 21. Heated toilet seat, adjustable, automatic bum gum, drier. I thought it weird at first but quite like it now. Yes, excellent toilets. The hotel itself is ideally located and the room very nice too! Agreed. Just make sure you eat breakfast on the 3rd floor and not the ground floor. Oh, and they have no minibar (but there is a very good supermarket at Terminal 21). Apart from that, great hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasun Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 A burning issue. The bum gun should be compulsory in any country that has raw chili as a table condiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 why would anyone want to spray shit all over the place with one of those primitive bum guns? they are a dirty Asian device to be avoided. The use of toilet paper for post-defecation cleansing was first started in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cleansing Not quiet sure how I would cleanse the sphincter with a corn cob or a wooden skewer..... I guess both would be handy at flinging excrement at others like a monkey does. Beats using sand like they used to in Arabia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I hate bum guns. I really hate the bucket and dipper. What am I supposed to do? Get up and pull my pants up with my dirty hand while the water runs down my leg and wets my clothes? Now, where's my own personal fingernail brush and some soap? Geez, why not use TP and shower and change clothes a couple of times a day? Maybe there's a reason that TP is the standard in civilized countries. (I didn't say that France is civilized, haha.) Rofl, you actually don't know how to use a bumgun? How long have you been staying in Thailand? Flash course : - lean on the side a bit - aim at your arsehol_e with the gun and press the button - dry it with a few sheets of toilet paper Et voila! That's so much more hygienic and convenient than the "civilised" way of smearing **** all over using half a roll of TP. And when I think back to the days of shiny toilet paper. Ah Jeyes ( I think ). It was terrible stuff, but no alternatives at my school. To make things worse, no stall doors either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Use toilet paper. That's what it is for. Shower 3-4 times per day as it's hot and humid in Thailand. Never used a bum gun. They must be one of the most unsanitary things in the world to touch. We have one in the upstairs bathroom but don't have one downstairs. Never had any Thai people complain. Thais prefer Western toilets over squat toilets by the way. So you have a bin of poopy paper in the downstairs bathroom and a bin of clean toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom? I mean after you use a bum gun the paper is to dry off. Gun first, clean paper. No gun, poopy paper. Which do you want in your bathroom? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlDrinkDrunk Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) why even discuss the issue with someone so unimaginative as to refuse to try the bum gun even though they have one in their home? oh and the bin full of paper -- my only question is why? It flushes just fine. Maybe 20 years ago some of the plumbing was not up to snuff, but a liltte paper will go down alot easier than a nice big turd. Edited October 22, 2013 by GirlDrinkDrunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nautilus05 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Thais prefer Western toilets over squat toilets by the way. Really? So I'm assuming that means you've never accidentally walked in on a Thai (ie. they forget to close the bathroom door), while they have the toilet seat up, feet on the rims of it, and are squatting over it? heh, ok... too much information, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 why even discuss the issue with someone so unimaginative as to refuse to try the bum gun even though they have one in their home? oh and the bin full of paper -- my only question is why? It flushes just fine. Maybe 20 years ago some of the plumbing was not up to snuff, but a liltte paper will go down alot easier than a nice big turd. I've been to 1000 toilets in Thailand. 999 had a bin for toilet paper (all Big C and Lotus). Must say10 years since I have lived in BKK. Same in the West in homes with septic tanks except for those using the special paper made for septic tanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake24 Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 found out that the emerald hotel doesn't have bum guns either and the emerald is pretty upmarket right opposite swissotel. Here's one more hotel that follows western standards in thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw25rw Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Iam a big fan of the bum gun but would really love to lay some cable in one of those Hi-Tech Japanese dunnies.... any hotel in BKK have them ? The Centre Point at terminal 21. Heated toilet seat, adjustable, automatic bum gum, drier. I thought it weird at first but quite like it now. Yes, excellent toilets. The hotel itself is ideally located and the room very nice too! Funny how 'feminine wash' has a picture of a face.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tw25rw Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 How violent is the enema ? How violent do you like it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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