What’s The Secret Of Pattaya’s Success?

[Mighty Mouse]

Even those of you who are married and have kids, have your little bitch on the side.

Wash your mouth out Dumpy. That's no way to describe mia nois.

You mentioned in an earlier post that the only time you come to Pattaya is for 'social event.'

We now know that these 'social events' are a nice way of saying 'getting your rocks off' in Boyztown.'

That makes you a sex tourist and it's the perceived actions of sex tourists that triggers your Pattaya bashing comments. Time for you to clean up your own backyard before complaining about others.

[DUMPSTER]

Mouse, your logic is one that surely only you can fathom.

[Pattaya_Fox]

Mouse, your logic is one that surely only you can fathom.

DUMPSTER

The reason why you are posting here is quite obvious and I am sure that the mods have already spotted this.

You can only gain satisfaction from your postings by constantly creating provocation from the other posters and then you must really enjoy yourself with a perverse sense of humour which you would only know about and relish in.

No matter how many good points about Pattaya are portrayed on this board by the members I am afraid that you only jump on the points which you then turn into a provocative situation and eventually into a slanging match.

It seems that you are pretty isolated on this board in your approach to life in general in Pattaya and you can only post items about foreigners residing or visiting here by trying to degrade them and malign them, always with a sexual connotation which you must feel makes them appear not to be normal.

Well my friend I think that you should research your own outlook on life and take the appropriate remedial action to rid yourself of this spite which you harbour so deeply.

[DUMPSTER]

Mouse, your logic is one that surely only you can fathom.

DUMPSTER

The reason why you are posting here is quite obvious and I am sure that the mods have already spotted this.

You can only gain satisfaction from your postings by constantly creating provocation from the other posters and then you must really enjoy yourself with a perverse sense of humour which you would only know about and relish in.

No matter how many good points about Pattaya are portrayed on this board by the members I am afraid that you only jump on the points which you then turn into a provocative situation and eventually into a slanging match.

It seems that you are pretty isolated on this board in your approach to life in general in Pattaya and you can only post items about foreigners residing or visiting here by trying to degrade them and malign them, always with a sexual connotation which you must feel makes them appear not to be normal.

Well my friend I think that you should research your own outlook on life and take the appropriate remedial action to rid yourself of this spite which you harbour so deeply.

well well well, so now you are crying to the mods? Are you so fragile and insecure? I believe you should take a bit more care with your posting. I'm sure if you check my posts you will see that I am only replying to those persons who took the topic into the gutter.

[Gary A]

Mighty Mouse (quote)

Wash your mouth out Dumpy. That's no way to describe mia nois. ohmy.gif

You mentioned in an earlier post that the only time you come to Pattaya is for 'social event.'

We now know that these 'social events' are a nice way of saying 'getting your rocks off' in Boyztown.'

That makes you a sex tourist and it's the perceived actions of sex tourists that triggers your Pattaya bashing comments. Time for you to clean up your own backyard before complaining about others.

Dumpster (Quote)

Mouse, your logic is one that surely only you can fathom.

From Gary;

Dumpster, I think Mighty Mouse summed it up correctly and I had no problem determining what his post said. I really do think you get some kind of thrill bashing Pattaya even though you also use Pattaya for your own purposes. Pattaya Fox also thinks you have some strange motives. I'll also add that I don't much care foir your holier than thou attitude. I think you should quit while you are ahead.

[Pattaya_Fox]

Mouse, your logic is one that surely only you can fathom.

DUMPSTER

The reason why you are posting here is quite obvious and I am sure that the mods have already spotted this.

You can only gain satisfaction from your postings by constantly creating provocation from the other posters and then you must really enjoy yourself with a perverse sense of humour which you would only know about and relish in.

No matter how many good points about Pattaya are portrayed on this board by the members I am afraid that you only jump on the points which you then turn into a provocative situation and eventually into a slanging match.

It seems that you are pretty isolated on this board in your approach to life in general in Pattaya and you can only post items about foreigners residing or visiting here by trying to degrade them and malign them, always with a sexual connotation which you must feel makes them appear not to be normal.

Well my friend I think that you should research your own outlook on life and take the appropriate remedial action to rid yourself of this spite which you harbour so deeply.

well well well, so now you are crying to the mods? Are you so fragile and insecure? I believe you should take a bit more care with your posting. I'm sure if you check my posts you will see that I am only replying to those persons who took the topic into the gutter.

DUMPSTER for the record I don`t cry to anyone...... and fragility and insecurity is not for me. So another little mythical twist of yours has been dispelled.

[DUMPSTER]

Dumpster, I think Mighty Mouse summed it up correctly and I had no problem determining what his post said. I really do think you get some kind of thrill bashing Pattaya even though you also use Pattaya for your own purposes. Pattaya Fox also thinks you have some strange motives. I'll also add that I don't much care foir your holier than thou attitude. I think you should quit while you are ahead.

I'm pretty sure you guys either, don't read the posts of others or you just cant comprehend. GaryA I actually thought you were one of the more saner posters in Pattaya but I was obviously mistaken.

I must say you guys really are a credit to this forum. Your wit, charm and social understanding go beyond the words you so eloquently type. Your compassion to others, your genorosity, the love you show to your fellow human beings. Upstanding members of the community, your tolerance of those less fortunate than you. The wisdom you pass on so freely to others. It has been a blessing to have partaken is this banter with you. TV must be truely thankful for you contributons to the forum and to mankind in general. May you go on caring and sharing your love and genorosity to others. I'm sure the members haven taken note and are truely thankful to you for making them understand where you are coming from. The way you show you care about others and how you understand others points of view. Pattaya indeed is a special place to be. Special because you are there. You make it special that there is no denying. Pattaya wouldnt be the success it is without you.

[Noel]

Come on chaps, DUMPSTER (sic) is basically one screwed up individual; DUMPSTER (sic) is still trying to come to terms with his own identity.

Be nice!

He knows full well that he is Martha and not Arthur (most days) and pretends he is comfortable with the fact.

However, the sad truth tells a different story.

No conjecture is required as all you have to do is read his whining posts in a forum more suited to him when he bleats about his insecurity concerning his paranoia about how he is perceived.

He therefore attempts to deflect from his own life of selective denial and non-acceptance of his true self by attacking others who are not so afflicted.

He sees Pattaya as an easy target to vent his spleen, but he is not bright enough to realise that his inner turmoil is oh so transparent as he tars all who have stepped foot in Pattaya with the same brush.

Should he wish to contest my observations, then he is welcome to bring it on.

I will be happy to quote his own words, but will resist at this time.

No homophobia here, just telling it like is.

DUMPSTER (sic) needs to come to terms with some core personal issues, unless of course he enjoys wallowing in his own sense of injustice fuelled by the fact that he finds himself in oddball territory.

Sympathy still sits between shit and syphilis in the last dictionary I referred to.

If the truth be told, DUMPSTER (sic) would be the same bitter and twisted person he makes clear to all that he is, even if he were a hermaphrodite as he would still end up screwing himself.

Off for a dump in DUMPSTER (sic)'s memory…

[Pattaya_Fox]

Dumpster, I think Mighty Mouse summed it up correctly and I had no problem determining what his post said. I really do think you get some kind of thrill bashing Pattaya even though you also use Pattaya for your own purposes. Pattaya Fox also thinks you have some strange motives. I'll also add that I don't much care foir your holier than thou attitude. I think you should quit while you are ahead.

I'm pretty sure you guys either, don't read the posts of others or you just cant comprehend. GaryA I actually thought you were one of the more saner posters in Pattaya but I was obviously mistaken.

I must say you guys really are a credit to this forum. Your wit, charm and social understanding go beyond the words you so eloquently type. Your compassion to others, your genorosity, the love you show to your fellow human beings. Upstanding members of the community, your tolerance of those less fortunate than you. The wisdom you pass on so freely to others. It has been a blessing to have partaken is this banter with you. TV must be truely thankful for you contributons to the forum and to mankind in general. May you go on caring and sharing your love and genorosity to others. I'm sure the members haven taken note and are truely thankful to you for making them understand where you are coming from. The way you show you care about others and how you understand others points of view. Pattaya indeed is a special place to be. Special because you are there. You make it special that there is no denying. Pattaya wouldnt be the success it is without you.

[Noel]

Dumpster, I think Mighty Mouse summed it up correctly and I had no problem determining what his post said. I really do think you get some kind of thrill bashing Pattaya even though you also use Pattaya for your own purposes. Pattaya Fox also thinks you have some strange motives. I'll also add that I don't much care foir your holier than thou attitude. I think you should quit while you are ahead.

I'm pretty sure you guys either, don't read the posts of others or you just cant comprehend. GaryA I actually thought you were one of the more saner posters in Pattaya but I was obviously mistaken.

I must say you guys really are a credit to this forum. Your wit, charm and social understanding go beyond the words you so eloquently type. Your compassion to others, your genorosity, the love you show to your fellow human beings. Upstanding members of the community, your tolerance of those less fortunate than you. The wisdom you pass on so freely to others. It has been a blessing to have partaken is this banter with you. TV must be truely thankful for you contributons to the forum and to mankind in general. May you go on caring and sharing your love and genorosity to others. I'm sure the members haven taken note and are truely thankful to you for making them understand where you are coming from. The way you show you care about others and how you understand others points of view. Pattaya indeed is a special place to be. Special because you are there. You make it special that there is no denying. Pattaya wouldnt be the success it is without you.

[Mobi]

What's the secret of Pattaya's success?

Well, lets' take one fairly ordinary Saturday in the life of Mobi.

Up at 7 .am.

Off down the road for a brisk walk with the dog. Smiled my good morning smiles to a few other walkers and motorcyclists who were going and coming with their early morning breakfast shopping from Pong market.

Back home by 7.30. Fed the dog, fed the fish, did the rounds of the Mobi estate to ensure all was well.

Loaded and put the cofffe percolator on.

Into the Mobi office and check my emails to see who had been flaming me overnight.

Maids arrive 8 am.

Big, my step son emerges from his bedroom; get the maid to feed him.

Wife emerges in her skin tight lycra outfit and jumps on the excercise machine

I prepare my breakfast of cereal, fresh fruit and coffee, and take it out to the pool terrace to enjoy the morning fresh air and scenery (flowering, lanscaped garden, water fall, and towering palm trees in the near distance.)

Catch the BBC world news at 9 a.m.

Back in the office to do unto other forum members that they have done unto me.

10. 00 Wife is ready to go shopping. I crank up the black monster and off we steam.

10.30 Shopping at Carrefour

11.30. Shopping at Foodland, followed by a quick snack at the Foodland Diner.

13.00 Shopping for sea food at Na Klua Market.

14.00 Back home.

14.30 Back to Pattaya with the wife to pick up some visitors from Bangkok.

15.30 Back home - we have a small pool party - 3 Thai girls and 2 farangs, plus step son (already in the pool). Thais sort the food and start the barbeque, I play pool with the farang.

1630 Everyone in the pool and jacuzzi for a lazy swim and cool down.

1700 Barbeque time. Everyone ( except me) getting a bit pissed on Beer and Barcardi breezers.

17.30 - 20.30 Mobi discusses the state of the world with farang, whilst lying on pool loungers, and throwing the ball for the dog. Girls sit in the nearby sala; eating, drinking and talking. Step son still in pool.

21.00 We all pile in the black monster for the trip to drop guests off back in Pattaya.

22.00 Back home - in the office - read Dumpy's rants, raves and twaddle.

So while Mobi has been having an unexciting , but thoroughly pleasant day in Pattaya, poor Dumpy has been sitting at his computer from 07.36 this morning to 22.00 this evening, dreaming up ever more despairingly pathetic remarks to post to his favourite mates on the Pattaya Forum..

Maybe that's the secret of Pattaya's success?

[DUMPSTER]

Why do you guys have to keep justifying everything you write? Why do you come up with all these ridicules accusations? Did I once feel the need to defend myself, what for? You guys believe and write what you want anyway. Do you all keep defending yourselves, of course you do.

Basically it boils down to the fact that Mouse, Fox, Mobi, Noel and Gary, to name but 5, have either vivid imaginations, are on medication or in just plain and simply ignorant and nasty individuals but grouped together, whether that be an internet forum or a walking street bar, become moronic vultures with little or no respect for anyone.

A social event in pattaya = whoring in boyztown. If I had written "I meet friends" you still would have said that = whoring in Boyztown. That's the mentality of you guys. Do I really need to say social events like helping raise money for HIV, AIDS and helping kids with HIV. Or a funeral of a 35 year old staff member of a farang friend of mine, who, while riding home to his room, was shot in the back and killed just for his wallet and motorcyle. Guys you are losing/lost the plot.

Posting at 7.36 and again at 10pm means I've been sitting at my computer in between, thinking up things to push your buttons, right! But Mobi you have to write down your own tedious timetable to justify your posting times. Maybe you've been in Pattaya or the sun for too long. Oh BTW, I didn't know you had a SWIMMING POOL and JACUZZI. YOU hadn't mentioned that before.

It's so easy to push your buttons that one needs a mere few minutes to type something on here to get the pack of dogs excited.

You go back and read my posts and then read the abuse you threw at me after. The fact that your abuse is getting stronger and stronger just says it all to me.

As I have said. I don't actually think you read anyone's posts or you simply can't comprehend.

I think people try to find a place to live that suits the type of person they are. Yes there are some positives in living in Pattaya but for me the negatives far out way the positives. For others it's plainly not that way and that I respect.

Finally to the 5 guys mentioned above, it's been a pleasure to have exchanged posts with you. I have a clearer understanding of where you are coming from and the type of guys you are and that Pattaya attracts. For this I will always be truely grateful. The values you hold are not mine, but each to their own.

Enjoy the success of Pattaya!

Edited May 21, 2006 by DUMPSTER

[Mighty Mouse]

Sympathy still sits between shit and syphilis in the last dictionary I referred to.

If the truth be told, DUMPSTER (sic) would be the same bitter and twisted person he makes clear to all that he is, even if he were a hermaphrodite as he would still end up screwing himself.

Off for a dump in DUMPSTER (sic)'s memory…

Noel,

I get great delight in reading your posts, both in this thread and in others. You have a unique way with words that often causes tears of laughter to run down my cheeks.

The quote above is just a mere snippet of a brilliant post. My tears had already started long before I got to this part. This snippet was the icing on the cake. Hilarious.

Pattaya Fox, your sense of humour remains as sharp as ever. Whatever is in your diet, keep consuming it.

I think I detected something like a white flag being waved by Dumpster in his last post. If so, Pattaya is declared the winner.

[Mobi]

"Basically it boils down to the fact that Mouse, Fox, Mobi, Noel and Gary, to name but 5,"

What about Brit & Kerryd to name but 2 more. Don't leave them out, as I'm sure they'll be most offended!

." Guys you are losing/lost the plot."

Dumpy, you lost it about 5 threads ago.

"BTW, I didn't know you had a SWIMMING POOL and JACUZZI. YOU hadn't mentioned that before."

Now you know. What have you got, apart from a big dick?

(BTW you forgot the POOL TABLE)

"Enjoy the success of Pattaya!"

Does this mean you're finally waving the white flag?

Unlikely, methinks.

[Rimmer]

What's the secret of Pattaya's success?

Well, lets' take one fairly ordinary Saturday in the life of Mobi.

Up at 7 .am.

BIG SNIP

Maybe that's the secret of Pattaya's success?

What a nice way to spend the day and not one negative thought or action all day.

Maybe that's the secret, everybody doing what him or her wants to when they want to do it.

Edited May 21, 2006 by Rimmer

[Dragonmode]

Let's just sum it up by saying that Pattaya has something for everyone, whether you're a sexpat, a loyal family man, and anywhere between the 2. It's as flexible as you are!

[Mobi]

What's the secret of Pattaya's success?

Well, lets' take one fairly ordinary Saturday in the life of Mobi.

Up at 7 .am.

BIG SNIP

Maybe that's the secret of Pattaya's success?

What a nice way to spend the day and not one negative thought or action all day.

Maybe that's the secret, everybody doing what him or her wants to when they want to do it.

Thank you kind sir. You're quite right - not a cross word from dawn til dusk.

BTW Rimmer, Congratulations on winning the Eurovsion Song Contest

[Rimmer]

What's the secret of Pattaya's success?

Well, lets' take one fairly ordinary Saturday in the life of Mobi.

Up at 7 .am.

BIG SNIP

Maybe that's the secret of Pattaya's success?

What a nice way to spend the day and not one negative thought or action all day.

Maybe that's the secret, everybody doing what him or her wants to when they want to do it.

Thank you kind sir. You're quite right - not a cross word from dawn til dusk.

BTW Rimmer, Congratulations on winning the Eurovsion Song Contest

Talanted as well as good looking

Edited May 21, 2006 by Rimmer

[chatters]

What's the secret of Pattaya's success?

Well, lets' take one fairly ordinary Saturday in the life of Mobi.

Up at 7 .am.

BIG SNIP

Maybe that's the secret of Pattaya's success?

What a nice way to spend the day and not one negative thought or action all day.

Maybe that's the secret, everybody doing what him or her wants to when they want to do it.

Thank you kind sir. You're quite right - not a cross word from dawn til dusk.

BTW Rimmer, Congratulations on winning the Eurovsion Song Contest

Talanted as well as good looking

no rimmer does not have a face like a horses arse. his nickname is hollywood I believe

[Pattaya_Fox]

BTW Rimmer, Congratulations on winning the Eurovsion Song Contest

Finland Douz points

Mobi I love it

[dboy]

the good thing about pattaya is everybody your made feel wecome

[Noel]

the good thing about pattaya is everybody your made feel wecome

Another bonus for some is that pidgin English is widely understood...

[Dragonmode]

the good thing about pattaya is everybody your made feel wecome

Meh?