Showbags Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 What can you take a farang monk for a pressy....not interested in them orange buckets full of crap. I was thinking a loaf of locally made fresh rye bread, a slab of butter and a bottle of strawberry jam, the good stuff, not Tesco crap. Would that be suitable. I know someone else that goes to see him and takes starbucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ajaan Posted January 24, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 24, 2014 If he's serious about being a monk, you're not doing him any favors by bringing him Western food he may be craving. Therevada Buddhist monks are not supposed to enjoy the food they eat, they're supposed to concentrate, while eating, not on the taste of the food but on the knowledge that they're eating solely in order to survive...enjoying the food is indulging in pleasures/desires of the flesh (from their perspective), and is against what they're supposed to be doing as a monk. Just a thought. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Job application form. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wym Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Classic dilemma what do you give the man who has everything? Donation in his name to a worthy charity? Maybe ask him if there's something he would like that would help him along his path to enlightenment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 enjoying the food is indulging in pleasures/desires of the flesh (from their perspective), and is against what they're supposed to be doing as a monk. Sort of like owning an iPhone, shopping in malls, looking at women, thinks of this nature? Op, I suggest a six-pack and packet of crisps. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Well he has been a monk for 30 plus years and I would think quite serious about it now. He has written books also. Don't want to rock up with just rice n shit like that. Gotta be different. I thought a heater...but he don't have electricity...apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchis Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 nickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted January 24, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 24, 2014 How about a Rolls Royce and private plane believe these are popular among certain men of the cloth 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Well he has been a monk for 30 plus years and I would think quite serious about it now. He has written books also. Don't want to rock up with just rice n shit like that. Gotta be different. I thought a heater...but he don't have electricity...apparently. If originally from the uk , you could get him copies of the daily mail or the Sun and 2 litres of cheap cider ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedtripler Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 (edited) condoms, better safe than sorry Edited January 24, 2014 by speedtripler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 condoms, better safe than sorry Of course need something to keep the matches and cigarettes dry as don't think the orange robes have pockets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3NUMBAS Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Raybans and a private jet of course , the trend has been established by Monk Nengham the richest monk on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Come on, this monk stuff is serious business and I want to do it right and not offend as he can abuse me, or curse me, in a language I understand, rather than just the gibberish that goes in one era and out the other. I had thought about the newspapers....but he reads and writes thai fluently, so guess he reads the local papers and is not so interested in life back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Lots of jokes here... What about bringing him some books? I suggest books about Sanskirt and Pali languages, or the history of India and the origins of Buddhism in India. He must have plenty of time to read Simon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg71 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) Maybe bring him a copy of the immigration rules for being a monk . Edited January 25, 2014 by greg71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyG Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 I once asked a monk what to bring. He replied "not candles" since they have more of them than they know what to do with. Bring small cartons of fruit juice. Many monks' diets are poor and deficient in vitamin C. Make a donation for electricity and/or water. Most people donate money for charitable work, rather than for the necessities of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Fruit...good idea, not juice as he is apparently on a health kick. Books good also, but how do I know what he already has and read, presume he has read a lot of whats about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metisdead Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 If somebody finds their posts are no longer here, it's probably because the posts were of a nonsense trolling nature. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Come on, this monk stuff is serious business and I want to do it right and not offend as he can abuse me, or curse me, in a language I understand, rather than just the gibberish that goes in one era and out the other. I had thought about the newspapers....but he reads and writes thai fluently, so guess he reads the local papers and is not so interested in life back home. Abuse you...???.... A Roman Catholic Buddhist ? Never heard of one of these before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyG Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Fruit...good idea, not juice as he is apparently on a health kick. Books good also, but how do I know what he already has and read, presume he has read a lot of whats about. Fruit is generally not a good idea for a couple of reasons: (1) it doesn't keep very well, and (2) there are complex rules about which fruit a monk may eat. One of which is that all fruit and vegetables containing fertile seeds are forbidden, so no apples, oranges, melons, &c.. The juices, however are acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyG Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Just to add, the juice should be clear (not contain any pulp) and for some communities in Thailand it must not come from a large fruit such as pineapple, watermelon or coconut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Orange buckets and hygiene contents were always welcomed by farang monks at temples in UK and Europe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Crikey...selected fruit only......best forget the fruit then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyG Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Go for the fruit juice - the small cartons in six or eight packs. You're unlikely to go wrong. And if you do get it wrong, then the temple will donate the unsuitable ones to needy local people. (What I didn't mention to avoid complicating the situation is that there are some fruit juices which are only suitable before midday, but others are suitable for any time of day.) Whatever you give will be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 The problem with the fruit juices is he does not like all the rubbish in them, any junk or manufactured foods like that, full of sugars and preservatives and very little goodness....so I did not want to get that stuff....wanted to get something different and wholesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedtripler Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) The problem with the fruit juices is he does not like all the rubbish in them, any junk or manufactured foods like that, full of sugars and preservatives and very little goodness....so I did not want to get that stuff....wanted to get something different and wholesome. white brown rice ? Edited January 25, 2014 by speedtripler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Facial tissue, monks also catch the cold. New robes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wym Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Is it Tipco that has the fresh-squeezed juice bars in the malls, including wheatgrass shots (good stuff!) Arrange for daily delivery for a week or two to his wat. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taotoo Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 ....wanted to get something different and wholesome. A bible perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonao Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Dark chocolate or cheese. Both are classified as medicine and therefore can be kept in the room, and eaten anytime, even after midday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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