STOP THE PRESS!!

Necron99, developer of the new Fast Food chain taking the world and N/E Thailand by storm has announced it's first new franchise!

Mc'99's has entered into a limited agreement with Saloon Bar & Goat Emporium powered by Teak..*Door to both expand and take over the existing kitchen and several nearby hootches.

Located in the idyllic northern hinterland tourist town of Mai Arse, the new eatery has been an instant hit and has already picked up a number of loyal repeat customers. So many infact that we are now advertising the full time position of customer picker upper (vomit proof uniform supplied).

Another happy customer relaxing in the spacious tropical beer garden at SB&GE-Mc'99s

As can be seen from our latest publicity shots, Mc'99s has spared no expense in revamping the look and feel with top notch signage and landscaping.

SB&GE proprietor ChangMakLoon said he would miss his usual diet of rodents, offal and insects slathered in rotting fish mucus, but was sure the outlet would be a boon to the local economy.

As an opening promotion Mc'99s head office is giving away a months supply of Mc'99s meals to any reader who can correctly name the featured customer!

The press were also given a sneak peak at coming additions to the menu range after extensive human trials of new recipes produced no known fatalities*!

Watch this space!

*That criminal courts** could prove were definitively linked to the consumption of Mc'99s food.

** Civil suits may still be pending....

necronx99 ... my good friend ... welcome back ...

Hope things are well with you.

So, what is the story behind the fantastic success of the Mc'99s franchise?

We asked Owner Necron99 how it all began........

Pretty much disgusted with the state of Thai market "food" these days and being a 4 hours away from Burger King I have decided to start my own fast food chain. The secret to success is of course drawing in the kiddies, so the venerable Mc'99 Happy Meal is first one the menu!

Borrowing heavily on Henry Fords' work, an efficient, ergonomic production line has been created in our new state of the art food science lab.

Lime Juice

Coriander

Flour, salt and Cumin

Egg

Panko and chili flakes

It's simple, that's the key.....

Mc'99 Food Science Laboratory.......

Dip, roll, coat, dunk, cover, fry.

Add a side order of our World Famous Crinkle Cut Wedges ( Only at Mc'99s!) and some hot dipping sauce in a souvenir Mexican peasant bowl that's yours to keep*! And we're done.

I'm pretty proud of what the guys over in marketing have done.

They have worked their butts off getting packaging and creative content to make sure we get into the right marketspace.

The puzzle toy was my idea.....

I think it will be a hit with the kiddies.

*If a Mexican guy approaches you in the carpark and says something like "¿Dónde está mi plato?" Just tell him to "Vahmos!"

May I suggest that their tile grout in the photo looks full of nasties and should be replaced with perhaps a stainless steel top........

May I suggest that their tile grout in the photo looks full of nasties and should be replaced with perhaps a stainless steel top........

Thanks for the advice, but it was covered (and discounted*) in both the criminal and civil suits as well as the numerous so called "cease and desist" orders from the law firm Ben, Dover & Takeit representing some clown called Ronald.........

* appeal pending.....

Please Sir, Can I have the puzzle toy?

Please Sir, Can I have the puzzle toy?

Our exciting puzzle toys are free with any kiddies meal deal purchase as stated in our promotional material....

It's an educational* and colourful puzzle toy sure to delight and keep the kids occupied for hours.

Any resemblance to a used lighter with 2 zip ties attached is purely coincidental, any public reference to such a similarity may be considered libelous.

* Can also be used to light smokes and start fires.**

** Once you solve the puzzle.....We have been assured by the manufacturer Hasburno that any child who is smart enough to solve the puzzle is also mature enough to use it responsibly.

Due to a recent court decision Mc'99s would like* to announce that it's market leading

minor targeted Happy Meal Deal will be renamed as the Mc'99s "Are You Happy Now" Meal Deal...

*This was a (corrupt) court ordered announcement made under duress..

Paid for and spoken by Necron99.

Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.

Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.

The "Oloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)

Only 103 baht at participating outlets....

Promotion starts 07/02/2014

Do you do deliveries?

Over the internet?

Could I download an order fatty gristle in intestine with deep-fried reconstituted potato?

SC

Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.

The "Oloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)

Only 103 baht at participating outlets....

Promotion starts 07/02/2014

Excellent stuff, would that be kosher or non kosher for our more PC internet subscribers?

Pls fwd a double fat batsard chilli dog with freedom fries, dipped in lard, double dollop of black pudding, none of your PC fat knacker gut busting salad crap, double mayo pls.

Oh yeah, best make it a diet Pepsi to go.

Do you do deliveries?

Over the internet?

Could I download an order fatty gristle in intestine with deep-fried reconstituted potato?

SC

Star Trek like teleportation notwithstanding Laddie, we cannae do direct delivery over the innertubes.

But, if angry rice farmers and pretty much everybody else with an axe to grind gets off the streets we will be doing

motocy deliveries of all current menu items as well as March's promotional "Meals Of The World, Assorted Offal'n'Scraps in a Random Animals Large Intestine" Meal Deal in the greater Bangkok area.

A double order of traditional Bhlaggis & Chips comes with a 375 ml bottle of genuine Blend 285.

Brilliant stuff, give me another fat batsard order to go (with proper chips on the side, none of your french fried rubbish here please), keep it coming, havent laughed so much in ages, oh so true.

The "Oloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)

Only 103 baht at participating outlets....

Promotion starts 07/02/2014

Excellent stuff, would that be kosher or non kosher for our more PC internet subscribers?

Pls fwd a double fat batsard chilli dog with freedom fries, dipped in lard, double dollop of black pudding, none of your PC fat knacker gut busting salad crap, double mayo pls.

Oh yeah, best make it a diet Pepsi to go.

All fries are hand carved World Famous Crinkle Cut Wedges (Only at Mc'99s) deep fried in the purest bacon grease known to science.

No Pepsi, only Chang or Lao Khao!

Lay off the "secret" sauce and don't leave your day job.

Where is Mai Arse?

It sounds familiar, carn't place it.

Lay off the "secret" sauce and don't leave your day job.

Night shift modding TD

Hardly a "job"

Where is Mai Arse?

It sounds familiar, carn't place it.

I thought it was near Elba

Where is Mai Arse?

It sounds familiar, carn't place it.

I thought it was near Elba

Just 3 km down a dark cobra infested track and only 20 km from the Khon Kaen highway turnoff.

Or, if you are in the area just head due south from Mai Nads and you can't miss it.

Lab results are clean and we are good to go!

Here's the latest addition.

Aloha Fat Bastard Double Big Kahuna Burger " ™

Meal Combo consists of our signature Samurai Pua'a Pua'a (Double Pork Mince Patties), Double Tasty Cheese, Teriyaki Sauce and Onion Topped With Melted Cheddar, Pineapple & Chili Flakes all on a Sesame Seed Bun with Lettuce and Carrot, PLUS your choice of Chang Classic (large/small,, warm or cold) or 3 shots of Lao Khao (M150 bottle of LK for drive through service)

A special behind the scenes look!

^^^^^, sorry that looks way too healthy for my tastes, lose the rabbit food and get some bloody chips on there, what happened to the black pudding,

wheres the HP Brown sauce?

Seasame seed bun, thought this was Issan not bloody Kaliforneeya, dont need no healthy hippy crap here, tell the vegans to piss off.

Them veggie burgers didnt do Linda Mcartney much good did they?

Double shot of lao kao please, take it you have the proper cee sip.

What's the franchise setup cost please?

Where is Mai Arse?

It sounds familiar, carn't place it.

I thought it was near Elba

Just up the road from "Na-cock-sewn-on" the lesbian capitol

Where is Mai Arse?

It sounds familiar, carn't place it.

I thought it was near Elba

Just up the road from "Na-cock-sewn-on" the lesbian capitol

None of that malarky in Elba, it's a high class place

Them veggie burgers didnt do Linda Mcartney much good did they?

Think a below the belt comment.

Also, do you know that this lady actually ate veggie burgers ?

Them veggie burgers didnt do Linda Mcartney much good did they?

Think a below the belt comment.

Also, do you know that this lady actually ate veggie burgers ?

Far from trans, the lady was a veggie type.

Yes not only did she eat them she had her own range of food,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_McCartney

Get over to the fat knacker forum and see the rubbish that is posted on there, I eat 10,000 calories a day and I cant lose weight, why does everyone call me a fat knacker?

Cant be assed to get their fat ass off the couch and out the front door.

There is no need to eat rabbit food (unless you weigh 400+ pounds), everything in moderation.

Cant wait for krisb to get his franchise sorted out, gotta be better than that Maccas rubbish.

A little joke for you, what do you call a pig with wings?

The first franchise has been getting rave reviews....

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g297922-d5971193-Reviews-The_Lounge_Bar_Hua_Hin_by_thaivisa_com-Hua_Hin_Prachuap_Khiri_Khan_Province.html