You may qualify for Thai citizenship when

[JesseFrank]

You think it's normal to drive against traffic flow on a highway, as long as you switch on 4 indicator lights.

You think your children can ride a motorbike without head protection because it will make them look bad and nothing can happen to them.

You think that red traffic lights are there only for others, and you can push your way through it even when traffic is flowing already from the other side.

You think it is normal when coming out of a side street, that you drive straight to the middle of the first driving lane of the road you're entering, stop there and block all traffic on that road.

[greg71]

Bad day on the roads for you i take it ?

[commie Joe]

I also suffer from road rage so I tend to only drive at night

[JesseFrank]

Bad day on the roads for you i take it ?

How about, in Thailand every day is a bad day on the roads .

[KhunBENQ]

I also suffer from road rage so I tend to only drive at night

So I will never hit you

Driving in the night, upcountry on a two lane road: highway to hell!

[Sayonarax]

You'll get over it, people here drive like morons, so just drive an SUV and see who has the last laugh.

[Scottythai]

Hmm you forgot the golden rule. If you are going to do something wrong just flick your headlights to let everyone know you are going first

[CharlieH]

Why do you think most SUV and pick ups etc have bloody big bull bars on the front. Often referred to as bike bouncers !

[bkkjames]

Why do you think most SUV and pick ups etc have bloody big bull bars on the front. Often referred to as bike bouncers !

I haven't got those yet but I have my truck raised just enough to let motorbike drivers either see my side mirrors in advance (their pretty reflection) or if they don't they will be knocked off their bike.

Thinking of adding a 6 inch spike to each side of the rear tail lights sticking out to the side. I will of course make them visible enough to see in case they are in a rush.

[h90]

what is the question?

That are the national driving rules....