Many years ago, first time in Pattaya, hot day, lunchtime. With my wife walk into a bar on 2nd road. Fortunately it wasn't busy. I see the bell over the bar, and before she could stop me, I ring it and ask my wife - what's this for ? - a few happy customers.

Sitting in a bar in Subic Bay with an Engine Order Telegraph in front of me. Out of habit I play around and ring up Full Ahead, also rang up a nice bar tab.

Many years ago, first time in Pattaya, hot day, lunchtime. With my wife walk into a bar on 2nd road. Fortunately it wasn't busy. I see the bell over the bar, and before she could stop me, I ring it and ask my wife - what's this for ? - a few happy customers.

Did you find out what it was for?

- you don't know ? - drinks for the bar - not many customers there at that time

Many years ago, first time in Pattaya, hot day, lunchtime. With my wife walk into a bar on 2nd road. Fortunately it wasn't busy. I see the bell over the bar, and before she could stop me, I ring it and ask my wife - what's this for ? - a few happy customers.

Did you find out what it was for?

Being a non drinker who does not frequent bars, I did not know what the bell is for. I thought maybe it meant closing time.

enter a VIP bus before double checking there is no hint of karaoke written on.

Trust a Fart

Thought a beer condom was for drinking out of.