A post calling the OP a troll removed. I believe the mods can make that decision. Also surprised at how many don't get what the OP is doing, it's called satirical comedy. Also the shoe on the other foot.

Or when in Rome...

I've run into a few western women with younger Thai boyfriends. None of the relationships lasted for the long haul, but then none of the women sent money to the family, built a new house, bought them a new car etc., etc.. I don't even recall any of them helping out with a sick buffalo, for that matter.

Anyone ever go to see if a sick buffalo is really sick. I mean animals do get sick....................lol.

A post calling the OP a troll removed. I believe the mods can make that decision. Also surprised at how many don't get what the OP is doing, it's called satirical comedy. Also the shoe on the other foot.

Or when in Rome...

The OP is legitimate as is his thread.

As long as you start an OP and state that this is an idea for a piece of fiction it is okay to make your own thread like this.

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Satirical comedy Mr transam, definitely not trolling.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

Rubbish..........

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

Great satirical comedy Fiftytwo

I went to Gambia some 12 years ago, the place was full of old dears and their young toy boys. Maybe base your story there.

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Satirical comedy Mr transam, definitely not trolling.

Anatole France's point was that the law forbids rich and poor alike, as well as satirical comics, from sleeping under bridges.

Some of us 50ish women are actually still good looking and have no problem in pulling men of any age. I was flirted by one only the other week, when he told me his age, however. My brain was thinking "Oh, shise, i'm old enough to be your mother".

I enjoy it. If i was to be with a man my age i would go yuck... Moobs and beer bellys - no thanks.

At least us women are comfortable with our size and shape and have no need to flaunt our eye candy to all and sundry wearing a husband bashing t shirt with our tits hanging out.

Edited March 12, 201412 yr by Patsycat

So can Thai men perform the Pakastani steam press position like us white guys can?

Satirically speaking that is.

Once on Samui at dusk there was a football match being played. Even my European male friends noticed the Thai guy and commented upon his beauty. I have a photo of him somewhere...

At least us women are comfortable with our size and shape and have no need to flaunt our eye candy to all and sundry wearing a husband bashing t shirt with our tits hanging out.

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

+ 1

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

"Romance tourists" as you call them, will be looking for romance, not a big penis. Sex tourists, dont know if they are common among the female species except for the odd nymphomaniac,if they really do exist.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

"Romance tourists" as you call them, will be looking for romance, not a big penis. Sex tourists, dont know if they are common among the female species except for the odd nymphomaniac,if they really do exist.

I lived with a nymphomaniac for 9 months.

At first it was great, then it wasn't.

Every man should try it once.

They definitely exist.

I've met two in my life.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

I'll have to bow to your obviously greater personal experiences of the thai penis. My experiences, limited to a half a dozen or so is contrary to yours. But hey, you've seem to have had a lot more thai d!ck than me so I conceed.

You should add to the story that Thai people consider old westerners exotic. Makes the huge difference in age more acceptable.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

I'll have to bow to your obviously greater personal experiences of the thai penis. My experiences, limited to a half a dozen or so is contrary to yours. But hey, you've seem to have had a lot more thai d!ck than me so I conceed.

I love ladyboys, but the occasional gay Thai guy is good too.

Yep, I agree, my experience with the Thai penis is way more than yours.

But for me, their size isn't that important, as the good Lord tells us, it is far better to give, than receive!

PS

My current 'Thai friend', who claims experience with up to 3,000 assorted Thai and foreigner guys, agrees with my post.

(As do most Thai pharmacies that sell condoms, not many stock above size 52, I'm guessing if there was a demand for bigger, they would sell bigger)

Edited March 13, 201412 yr by FiftyTwo

I see the beta males are out in force in this thread.

Actually, what is unrealistic about the OP, is Thai men don't fit into the 'attractive' mold for most western women.

Too small in both body and penis.

That's why most female romance tourists travel to the Caribbean, Gambia, Seychelles, etc.

"Romance tourists" as you call them, will be looking for romance, not a big penis. Sex tourists, dont know if they are common among the female species except for the odd nymphomaniac,if they really do exist.

I lived with a nymphomaniac for 9 months.

At first it was great, then it wasn't.

Every man should try it once.

They definitely exist.

I've met two in my life.

A nymphomaniac? Doubtful. She probably liked sex. I know, seems odd to most western male mentalities.

This sounds like a good book, so please write it and publish it, or continue to post ideas for it here.

How about adding yet another character, a young farang man, say 30 or younger, who is all bent out of shape about the fact that all these older, less than ideal, farang women have young Thai boyfriends? Have him become obsessed about the issue so he thinks about it day and night, then finally he starts writing a book wherein he reverses the roles, having older farang men with young Thai girls. Have this character never get over it, and continue to think about the subject until he goes insane.

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Alas with 22k+ posts on the clock there is little time left over to actually read what you are commenting on

I've run into a few western women with younger Thai boyfriends. None of the relationships lasted for the long haul, but then none of the women sent money to the family, built a new house, bought them a new car etc., etc.. I don't even recall any of them helping out with a sick buffalo, for that matter.

I met a Danish girl in Japan who had been to Koh Panghan and met a guy there, it cost her a lot of money, the money she thought she had given him for what she thought was, going to University in Bangkok ,was actually spent on a motorcycle and his Thai wife and kid, she felt so stupid, she was working in Tokyo as a Hostess in a Roppongi Bar to try to get some money again after she had been duped, so it's not only the guys that get caught out, she was probably 23 - 24.

Japanese girls are also easily duped, in Indonesia and Thailand, silly girls, they believe anything.

Edited March 13, 201412 yr by 10Yen

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Alas with 22k+ posts on the clock there is little time left over to actually read what you are commenting on

It's all my secretaries fault.......

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Alas with 22k+ posts on the clock there is little time left over to actually read what you are commenting on

It's all my secretaries fault.......

you have more than one?

I've run into a few western women with younger Thai boyfriends. None of the relationships lasted for the long haul, but then none of the women sent money to the family, built a new house, bought them a new car etc., etc.. I don't even recall any of them helping out with a sick buffalo, for that matter.

I met a Danish girl in Japan who had been to Koh Panghan and met a guy there, it cost her a lot of money, the money she thought she had given him for what she thought was, going to University in Bangkok ,was actually spent on a motorcycle and his Thai wife and kid, she felt so stupid, she was working in Tokyo as a Hostess in a Roppongi Bar to try to get some money again after she had been duped, so it's not only the guys that get caught out, she was probably 23 - 24.

Japanese girls are also easily duped, in Indonesia and Thailand, silly girls, they believe anything.

i have met many like her in koh phangan.

one swedish woman actually subsidized a jetski rental business. silly cow.

Looks like I missed the fiction thingy. ..............

Alas with 22k+ posts on the clock there is little time left over to actually read what you are commenting on

It's all my secretaries fault.......

you have more than one?

Three.................

I think any story could be believed if it was well written.

The scenario of this fiction is quite feasible. What the imaginary woman goes on to do is where credulity might take a back seat.

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Simple enough.

At closing time in any bar, any lady could get laid if that was her intention.

No female stays untouchable at that time.

Are there still some posters to this thread who don't realize it was all a joke?