sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 It was really an discussion with the cows keeper over sinsot that caused the killing. He was creaming off the profits. Are the KURDS into this sort of thing ??? YOGOURT to hand it to them if they are. I really feel sorry for Lisa now. Only one cowpower seems to be way too much weight for her smooth shoulders. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 It was really an discussion with the cows keeper over sinsot that caused the killing. He was creaming off the profits. Are the KURDS into this sort of thing ??? YOGOURT to hand it to them if they are. I really feel sorry for Lisa now. Only one cowpower seems to be way too much weight for her smooth shoulders. That now would be Mona Lisa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 30, 2014 They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP. Try this on a Saturday in Bala: Are EWE a katoy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) It was really an discussion with the cows keeper over sinsot that caused the killing. He was creaming off the profits. Are the KURDS into this sort of thing ??? YOGOURT to hand it to them if they are. I really feel sorry for Lisa now. Only one cowpower seems to be way too much weight for her smooth shoulders. That now would be Mona Lisa. How dare you to make jokes about Mono Lisa now. Don't you have feelings deep inside your heart? Okay, I already know where your feelings are coming from. Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Anyone seen Somchai??? He's out back, nut-deep in a cow So sorry, RIP Annop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noi657 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Poor cow! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Anyone seen Somchai??? He's out back, nut-deep in a cow So sorry, RIP Annop. Somchai wanted to milk the sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You can bang the buffalo but if I catch you touching the cow .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You can bang the buffalo but if I catch you touching the cow .... But why did Somchai kill the guy, if he wasn't INTO her too?- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 google are right on the ball. This is my latest add from them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You can bang the buffalo but if I catch you touching the cow .... But why did Somchai kill the guy, if he wasn't INTO her too?- Even Pattaya or a channel 7 drama doesn't have love triangles like this one. Hold on a minute, I got an idea... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) google are right on the ball. This is my latest add from them. fatcow.gif Please don't be so childish.Maybe he just forgot to pay SinSod. Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) – must be contacted about this atrocity. After all – Rape is Rape! In the Philippines, Rape carries a Death Sentence. What if this poor Cow was raped in the Philippines? I dare say, the consequences would be to severe to contemplate! Or in India...I was there and accidentally hit a cow when driving on my bullet. When the comedians came to kick me I could lift that thing up and drive away. ( Not the cow!) A true story, they'd have lynched me. What's the penalty for killing a sacred cow in India? According to one of our bus guides for the Palace on Wheels, the penalty for hitting and killing a cow was 6 months in jail. In comparison, the penalty for hitting and killing a peacock (national bird) was 1 month in jail, and killing a person was only Rs5,000 (because it is too expensive to go through the courts, so you could just pay the victim's family). We are not sure how accurate any of that is, but cows sure had the run of India. 5 K Rupiah for killing a guy sounds cheap. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=140052 Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitrevie Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I don't hold with this modern parlance, "blunt force trauma." What is wrong with the good old description when Inspector Knacker would inspect a scene and announce that "foul play was suspected." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlastikbinLina Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 This is not an isolated thing. I heard some years ago about a young fellow in West Australia who was caught by a farmer trying to have his way with a cow. He was charged with trespass and buggery but during the court hearing some time later when he was asked to explain his side of the story, he protested his innocence. He said he never had a chance with the cow because as he was lining it up, the damn thing unloaded its bowel all over him. As he said that one of the court officials stared to laugh his head off yelling and laughing out at the top of his voice... hahahha they allus do that! It's true I tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noitom Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Cows graze along in their space chewing their cud and existing in their single plane of consciousness. Thais similarly exist in their single plane of consciousness and it isn't surprising to read about this breakthrough mating. Too bad the other Thai had to have his head caved in as a result. I suppose this is the newsworthy point. It does emphasize the point that there is an emotional jealousy aspect to the relationship between a Thai immersed in the single plane of consciousness known as Thainess and a cow grazing around her range unaware and uninterested in any existence of the world outside of herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herb59 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 goats are much easier to handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbalEd Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 I don't hold with this modern parlance, "blunt force trauma." What is wrong with the good old description when Inspector Knacker would inspect a scene and announce that "foul play was suspected." Foul foreplay, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLP Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 HOLY COW. I cannot believe some of the stuff i read here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) goats are much easier to handle. YOUR-goats?? Not everyone is familiar with twists of words..( yoghurts) Edited March 30, 2014 by ginjag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerangutang Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerangutang Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) If this happened in Pakistan, the religious police would stone the cow, saying she asked for it by walking unchaperoned, in public, looking so vampy, without even covering up. Edited March 30, 2014 by boomerangutang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes." Can imagine the Thai cow turning round and saying, have you ATM ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerangutang Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 be careful when you separate the curds and whey from that cow's milk, next time you're getting ready to make buttermilk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ableguy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.i think the thai cows are more attractive than the saudi camels Problem is neither will kiss you back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerangutang Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Sensitive single man looking for live-in partner for long term relationship, who has a milk cow. Please send photo of cow. 6455789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMarlow Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Should I cry or laugh about this one? Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder. Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud? Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow? I'm lost. "Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?" Many times, and they don't sexually assault or rape them as you seem to be suggesting. Edited March 30, 2014 by MMarlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 goats are much easier to handle. I'm afraid I have to report you to the mods now. Perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes." Can imagine the Thai cow turning round and saying, have you ATM ???? Cows usually don't say something. They Moooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Gives new meaning to the song, "you can do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes." Can imagine the Thai cow turning round and saying, have you ATM ???? Cows usually don't say something. They Moooooooooooooooooooooooo O.K. Mooooooooooooooooooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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