zombie nights Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Although the details are a bit sketchy at the moment, that well respected reuters news agency branch AFD( a subsidiary of Fox News) are reporting that:"Vladimar Putin has signed a declaration that due to the large number of Russians now in Pattaya then within 12 months the whole of Pattaya will be subject to annexation and become part of the Russian Federation" It is understood that private property will be seized, the only official language will be Russian, and potato soup will become the local diet. Asked to comment on this , the Pattaya Police Commander , General Sillipong could only say: 'keep the Vodka coming'. If you have further details how Pattaya will change with the annexation please add to it here. Hail Comrades! Edited April 1, 2014 by zombie nights 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodiac Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 i thought it was quite amusing OMG. OMG= Old Man Grumpy!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homeseeker Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just seen a load of military looking men in Cossack uniforms amassing on the Jomtien borders............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R123 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 ...especially such uncreative obvious ones like this. Pattaya needs more humor not less. OMGIminPattaya sounds like very bad tempered unsmiling old aged pensioner. Lighten up grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I appreciate the humour but it was a bit transparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Is that why there is a russian with a gun standing at the electric gates at the end of our street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsfangr Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I believe they also said that any American will have to bow, in the same manner as Obama, when passing anyone wearing or carrying a Russian flag! In addition, all Pattaya hospitals will only treat Americans who have signed up for Obamacare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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