I went to bank the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a traffic warden writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving me a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.

My car was parked around the corner.

Good one there....got to try it when i see a foe's car parked in the no-parking zone.....will let you know the result soon.......hahahahaha.

an oldie but a goodie, but I did this with my ex-wifes car parked nearby