coobah666 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Any thing new ? Or what's your favourite ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post David48 Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^^ ... and that's one of the reasons that Westerns will never 'get' the Songkran Festival. But everyone's different I suppose. Enjoy the ride ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post i claudius Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 The broken one that doesn't work 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Antithesis: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdrunkandstupid Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Antithesis: Captain America? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post daveAustin Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^^ ... and that's one of the reasons that Westerns will never 'get' the Songkran Festival. But everyone's different I suppose. Enjoy the ride ... FYI, most Thais don't, and are wholly behind the b'stardisation of the traditional Thai new year. Op seeking best gun/cannon is right in line with this ethos... just avoid making oneself look boorish by going overboard as certain larger'd up farang are known to do in the tourist centers and all will be good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^^ ... and that's one of the reasons that Westerns will never 'get' the Songkran Festival. But everyone's different I suppose. Enjoy the ride ... FYI, most Thais don't, <snip> So Dave, just for clarification ... the Thai population don't 'get' their own celebration/festival? Oh please, if all you see is Thais tossing water around ... you frequent with the wrong people in the wrong places ... The last time I celebrated Songkran it was a combination of ... Respect early on, maybe day 1 or 2 Ordination of the gf's Nephew as a novice monk for 10 days And then sure this ... and lot's of it. All in balance ... maybe you just see the water bit and think the spirit and heart has gone from this special time? I was staying in a reasonable hotel in Pattaya of all places for Songkran ... a polite knock on the door and 3 maids were there. They just wanted to show respect to me. One had a dash of water for my hands, another for the nape of my neck and the other, my forehead. Maybe it just me ... I get to meet the nice Thais ... who knows. Anything else the Natives don't 'get' ? . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneko Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 My kids are half thai. Is it bad they want a little fun. The Mrs tends to enjoy it to. Go to Bang Saen and see how many thais dont like it with farangs involved. Scotland is well known for their hogmanay celebrations as most know. People from all round the world come. Welcome with open arms and a dram. Thais tend to be the same. Sent from my GT-I9300T using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Gsxrnz Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) I feel like getting one of these and bolting it to the back of my Vigo, and learning the Thai equivalent for "Go ahead Punk.........make my day." Edited April 11, 2014 by Gsxrnz 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post i claudius Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have no problem with little Thai kids fireing their water pistol at me its their big brothers in the back of a pickup throwing buckets of water at me that pisses me off. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 We are making our own today.....just been to the construction shop for bits n pieces. Tomorrow shall be a war of home made cannons....awesome. Personally, I love the real meaning of songkran.....massive water fights for days....wooohoooo Never done the gentile crap...thats for grandma, invalids and Englishmen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how241 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) The broken one that doesn't work +1....You don't need the biggest or strongest water gun... Edited April 11, 2014 by how241 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Globeman Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. A bit of yellow food colouring could make this THE novelty item of the Songkran holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laobali Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. ... or spurt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrules Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 When you go out to play see what the other children are using and get something slightly bigger and better. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoonman Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 Last weekend at Nakka markets in Phuket I saw a penis and hairy balls water pistols for sale. They were skin coloured and very realistic in both size and shape. They were displayed in full view and caught my eye because I thought they were sex toys (I have never seen sex toys for sale at Nakka). Anyway they were 150THB a pop. A bit of yellow food colouring could make this THE novelty item of the Songkran holidays. And if that yellow liquid hits me I'll reciprocate with red coming from your nose. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dap Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) I feel like getting one of these and bolting it to the back of my Vigo, and learning the Thai equivalent for "Go ahead Punk.........make my day." pump.jpg tree.jpg I'm guessing THAT would certainly do the trick Edited April 11, 2014 by Dap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jaffacakes1 Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 Songkran is awful. Who in their right mind would actually enjoy an all day water gun fight / all day drinking session in a positive, street party carnival atmosphere with tourists and locals alike of all ages. Songkran would be banned in the majority of developed countries for various reasons of waste, alcohol consumption, policing, scarcity (see Singapore), health and safety, etc, etc. Love that we have this freedom here. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile appjxnhl 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTuner Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) One of these: It's an all-out war out there. I recommend deep sea diving equipment if you have to go out. Edited April 11, 2014 by DrTuner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handmade Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 I have no problem with little Thai kids fireing their water pistol at me its their big brothers in the back of a pickup throwing buckets of water at me that pisses me off. Stay at home or better still leave the country !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Just made 2 cannons....that was quick. Kids out testing them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumply Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 A water gun that only works with sewage and back fires hitting it's user in the mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Essence of Ladyboy...gets my vote... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 A water gun that only works with sewage and back fires hitting it's user in the mouth Songkran sourpuss alert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 The best one is the one that don't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 ^ come and get me big boy. Not gunna happen though is it...scared a water n all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Try using one that fires real live bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It should be made a serious offense to fire or throw water into the face of anyone riding a motorcycle, i saw several crashes last year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 We are making our own today.....just been to the construction shop for bits n pieces. Tomorrow shall be a war of home made cannons....awesome. Personally, I love the real meaning of songkran.....massive water fights for days....wooohoooo Never done the gentile crap...thats for grandma, invalids and Englishmen. I am English, and i'll take you on...I will take you and all your mates out in one blast..!!! Where are you??? You want a war...?? You won't talk sh*t about the English again pal.. English don't like water ............any Aussie will tell you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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