May 4, 201412 yr If you're not Jewish, and you're circumcised, you need to watch this video.http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6966989/the-real-reason-youre-circumcised
May 4, 201412 yr well, me mum was a public health nurse lookin' after clients with infants and she had seen a lot of baby penises and she figured that she knew what she wanted her first born son's equipment to look like... and then later she said: 'your girl friend is quite suitable and she seems to like you well enough so that we can say that I did well in a certain regard...but, because you are un ingrato, desgrasciado first son, that fact has never occurred to you...' sheesh...they got ye comin' and goin'... Edited May 4, 201412 yr by tutsiwarrior
June 23, 201412 yr I had a mate who was circumcised when he was in his late 20ies, I can't remember why, there was a medical reason. Anyway a few days after the big chop I dropped by after work to see how he was travlin. He answered the door naked and walked with his penis between two fingers....there was stitches in it........I mean, I've never laughed so much in all my life, poor b@rstard.
June 23, 201412 yr You have to invite Jingthing to this conversation. Why did JT, have his tool shaved recently. ?
June 23, 201412 yr I asked JT if he would come in and explain about his chopped up penis. So now we just need to wait for the old chap.
June 23, 201412 yr What's wrong with having your penis slightly desensitised? You last longer, and your partner gets more "stimulation time". Same thing as those that put nutmeg or cocaine on their glans.
June 23, 201412 yr I had a mate who was circumcised when he was in his late 20ies, I can't remember why, there was a medical reason. Anyway a few days after the big chop I dropped by after work to see how he was travlin. He answered the door naked and walked with his penis between two fingers....there was stitches in it........I mean, I've never laughed so much in all my life, poor b@rstard. yew mean they stitched his penis between his fingers??...why on earth would they wanna do that?? what happens when they stitch yer unit after circumcision an then ye get an erection?...do ye pull the stitches? I pulled the stitches on the incision on my back after a cyst removal once and the wound filled with gelatinous coagulated blood...imagine that happenin' to yer wiener...ewwww....
June 23, 201412 yr Popular Post What's wrong with having your penis slightly desensitised? You last longer, and your partner gets more "stimulation time". Same thing as those that put nutmeg or cocaine on their glans. Don't need a circumcision to desensitize your penis, think of the mother in law.
June 24, 201412 yr What's wrong with having your penis slightly desensitised? You last longer, and your partner gets more "stimulation time". Same thing as those that put nutmeg or cocaine on their glans. Don't need a circumcision to desensitize your penis, think of the mother in law. Nooooooo! That's instant flaccidity.
June 24, 201412 yr What's wrong with having your penis slightly desensitised? You last longer, and your partner gets more "stimulation time". Same thing as those that put nutmeg or cocaine on their glans. Don't need a circumcision to desensitize your penis, think of the mother in law. My MIL is a hottie. Please send me picture of yours & I will retest ur theory ;)
June 25, 201412 yr My MIL is a hottie. Please send me picture of yours & I will retest ur theory They have special sites for that
June 25, 201412 yr My MIL is a hottie. Please send me picture of yours & I will retest ur theory They have special sites for that Should that be sights? As in a long range sniper.
June 25, 201412 yr My MIL is a hottie. Please send me picture of yours & I will retest ur theory They have special sites for that Should that be sights? As in a long range sniper. Lol @ crazy mad b@stard.
July 21, 201411 yr It's a trade off instead of killing your first born son. Just finished reading The Bible Is History where it is stated Abraham introduced it as a way to appease the right wing Canaanites who insisted upon adhering to the religious practice of child sacrifice. Thought to be about 2000-1800 BC but by no means an established date. These are the same folk who brought us the only one god dogma, and of course, male only. It was the beginning of the end of Earth Mother worship.
August 16, 201411 yr I had to bring a bit of music into this thread, Whatever, if you are ready for love. Me, as a female, no bothers. (Sorry, Paul Rodgers is a bit ok) http://youtu.be/GZQKILDM_dY Edited August 16, 201411 yr by Patsycat
August 16, 201411 yr It's a trade off instead of killing your first born son. Just finished reading The Bible Is History where it is stated Abraham introduced it as a way to appease the right wing Canaanites who insisted upon adhering to the religious practice of child sacrifice. Thought to be about 2000-1800 BC but by no means an established date. These are the same folk who brought us the only one god dogma, and of course, male only. It was the beginning of the end of Earth Mother worship. I don't know about a bit of foreskin being a substitute for a whole baby....sounds incredible to me. What I read years ago was the idea that circumcision came about because theses desert dwellers found fine grains of sand that got in there to be very irritating. It's not hard tp imagine that after a few infections led to the cutting off of the infected part, the practice became a preventative measure.
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