Std Testing In Koh Samui

[Cinders]

I've been rather stupid I'm afraid...

I'm quite concerned I might have picked something up and would like to get myself checked out.

I've felt a bit crappy for the past few days and I have a slight discomfort when I pee...

Can anyone advise me where to go (ie. local hospital?...) for testing?...

I've going to be living here on Samui for another 6 months before returning to the UK so really need to get it checked out here.

Any advise appreciated!

A worried falang.

[britmaveric]

Stupid meaning no condom????

[taxexile]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don't want no doctor

To stick no needle in me

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat

I got it from the toilet seat

It jumped right up

'N' grabbed my meat

Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Oh God I probably got the

Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it hurt...when I

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)

Ike Willis (lead vocals)

Peter Wolf (keyboards)

Tommy Mars (keyboards)

Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)

Ed Mann (percussion)

Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Jeff (tenor saxophone)

Marginal Chagrin (baritone saxophone)

Stumuk (bass saxophone)

Dale Bozzio (vocals)

Al Malkin (vocals)

Craig Steward (harmonica)

try one of the hospitals , they will have a std clinic where they will test you ( for syphilis chlamydia and maybe hiv too )and advise you on treatment options.

dont waste time hoping it will go away , if you have got an std , the slight discomfort on peeing will very soon become like trying to pee red hot broken glass and barbed wire tipped with chillies.

get it sorted and get your partner tested and cured too. good luck.

[Pepe']

The is at least one hospital on Samui as I rememember. Also numerous private clinics that have plenty of experience diagnosing and treating STDs.

Do not do a self dianosis and treatment. Get a urine/blood culture and get the right antibiotic...

I've been rather stupid I'm afraid...

I'm quite concerned I might have picked something up and would like to get myself checked out.

I've felt a bit crappy for the past few days and I have a slight discomfort when I pee...

Can anyone advise me where to go (ie. local hospital?...) for testing?...

I've going to be living here on Samui for another 6 months before returning to the UK so really need to get it checked out here.

Any advise appreciated!

A worried falang.