Moral Dilemma

[elsie]

Here's a dilemma for you....

With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.

Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?

[..::LegalAlien::..]

Classic Black and White... mmm, perhaps a second quick pic in colour - the one with my foot on his head

Not necessarily because I don't like him. Just because I can (I'm the compationate type )

[mouse]

Hope you do not mind. I had to send that to my friends, all over the world. GREAT!!!!!

[elsie]

Khun Alien, don't forget a quick snapshot with the camera on your mobile so that you can send it to all your friends right away.

Khun mouse, I do not mind ka. Please do send it to all your friends. I've got it from a friend in Dubai actually. Isn't it great...

[Bozo]

I find you all very cruel !...

...and what about the duty of helping your neighbour in distress !?!....

I would rather tell him that I am "terrorized" by this situation, as per his wars'name...

...then most kindly sell him - as a result and at a very expensive price - very heavy weapons to help him out of this "wet" raging water challenge (as it is obviously the only appropriate solution), and when he really starts sinking down under the weight (he's never been bright, without his advisers, you know)...

...I would then generously propose him a hand, at the express condition that he hands-over to me all his family assets (Armament, Oil & Banking) on the spot as the prepaid price of his salvation (good/evil, remember), which he shall immediately do by blindly signing whatever is necessary and dumbly repeating any words I tell him and which meaning couldn't possibly make sense to him anyway (he's used to it, you know)...

...and as I am sooo kind, I would make sure that the whole operation doesn't last more than 15mn, so as not to overlast his maximum concentration capacity, due to his Attention Deficient Syndrome (true)...

...then I would hold his hand, while a photo is taken of my most courageous action with a numeric camera (as Kodak recently announced they stop producing traditionnal film), in order to be able to immediately publicize my extraordinary exploit through all the CNN of the World, as well as via the Internet...

...while checking his true identity, thanks to his secured passport linked by satellite via his skin incrusted microchip to the New World Order H.O. deep in a bunker in American soil...

...but failing to do so, because of the impossibility to compare his iris, as his innocent eyes might have been savagely slaughtered by the hurricane winds coming from uranium waste bombs infested Iraki sands (sadly true, about 50 times more than all the volume of bombs delivered during WWII)...

...and so having the National, Civil, Patriotic, Christian, Religious, & Moral duty to "kick his arse" and release him to his waterly fate, as a good citizen that I certainly am, and probably as a deep relief for all true Americans, who might have got enough of being used as scapegoat and desperately ridiculized on the face of the World for the last few years...

You see, I tried to help, at least !...

[megashox]

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white ?

Now, would he smile if I said "Cheese" or would he ask for a biscuit?

[Guest timbee]

sod georgie, his secret service men will take good care of him - get on with taking the best pic you can, and if he goes glug-glug, just blame it on poor intelligence