Chang_paarp Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "1) I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. 2) I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. 3) I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here or not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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