A "space" is an essential part in English

[ravip]

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email. Bosss wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says:"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow,and a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order.I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks a lot

Moral: A "space" is an essential part in English

[irishsmile]

Lol very good!

[AhFarangJa]

Brilliant, Thanks for the laugh!!

[AyG]

It reminds me of an anecdotal story about Madame de Gaulle:

"Lunching with English friends at the time of her husband's retirement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead. "A penis," she replied without hesitation. The embarrassed silence that followed was finally broken by the former president. "My dear," he murmured, "I think the English don't pronounce the word quite like that. It's 'appiness.'""

But then, I seem to recall she also (allegedly) said when asked about the secret to a happy life:

"I quote your English saying: Early to bed and up with the cock."

[scottishjohn]

Maybe she should have used the pen as intended by her Boss.

and hand written the reply

[Robby nz]

And of course the old saying :

"The penis mightier than the sword"

[overherebc]

I'm trying to find an old e-mail that had web site names that went wrong because of the the same problem. Only one I can remember was a web advertising a fast reproduction of photos to look like an oil painting.

The name came out as 'Speedofart'. something

[AyG]

I'm trying to find an old e-mail that had web site names that went wrong because of the the same problem. Only one I can remember was a web advertising a fast reproduction of photos to look like an oil painting.

The name came out as 'Speedofart'. something

kidsexchange.com is another.

[Crossy]

I'm trying to find an old e-mail that had web site names that went wrong because of the the same problem. Only one I can remember was a web advertising a fast reproduction of photos to look like an oil painting.

The name came out as 'Speedofart'. something

kidsexchange.com is another.

expertsexchange and penisland are the classics, both still in operation.

[ravip]

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