What Thai food makes you fart?

[seajae]

mums fried pumpkin with egg and mint, does me in every time but I love it, I can fart beethovens 5th after a bowl of it.....

[Gonsalviz]

Farts have been clocked at speeds of up to 10 feet per second.

 

Is that the speed of smell?

[Gonsalviz]

Something I love and eat a lot of....  going to toilet both ends or fart it stinks, but I love them so much

 

Think there called 'Petai' or are in Malaysia...

 

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no longer miss 'Brussels Sprouts', these taste and smell much better

 

S'taw dong makes it all worth while.
 

[3NUMBAS]

beans mung beans ? corn ? any pulses

[JacChang]

The local environment protection agency recommends citizens to not fart. Doing so, will increase global warming and cause the destruction of mankind.

 

Please fart with caution and consideration.

[Thongkorn]

"You're better off to fart a little, than bust you're guts and be a cripple"

 

 

This is your fartnights notice to a ban.

 

 FARTs smell. for the benefit of the deaf.

[neverdie]

Taxi drivers need to learn to open their windows


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Just when you are in the taxi? ...... or are you talking about driver farts 555555

[neverdie]

Farts have been clocked at speeds of up to 10 feet per second.

 
Is that the speed of smell?

I'm not sure how the research was conducted......maybe they used radar or a wind meter lol.


I was involved in the research but I believe a former TVF member HeavyDrinker was.

[neverdie]

I'm surprised at the lack of forum involvement on this forum regarding the topic......especially considering all the 'Old Farts' that post on TVF. :)

[mrtoad]

I'm surprised at the lack of forum involvement on this forum regarding the topic......especially considering all the 'Old Farts' that post on TVF. :)

This would have been a perfect thread for the legend that is Heavydrinker

[Jasun]

Those candied preserved plum treats, and stir fried egg with pickled mustard greens. Dangerous in isolation, lethal in combination. Ironically both sold at gas stations.

[geronimo]

Reminded me of  a situation a few years ago,

 

The school Principal, a large middle aged woman, was hosting an end of term dinner at a plush restaurant for a few selected teachers. The food was on the table and everyone waited patiently as the host began to delicately spoon some dishes onto her plate when she suddenly let out a real ripper! Without changing her expression she glanced under the table and then looked at the girl next to her in an accusing way. We all knew who did it but that couldn't happen so after a few seconds of the Principal's stern look another girl put her hand up and said "Kor Tawt Khaa". Face saved she went on to deliver a few more later on!!!!!!

[Gsxrnz]

Once saw a chap on a Pattaya barstool take a slightly sideways lean in an effort to clear the passage for a fart.  Unfortunately he got more than he bargained for.

 

The look on his face was priceless and I could actually read his mind....."Bugger, now I know why Lonely Planet said not to trust a bargirl or a fart in Thailand"

[pitchag]

A fart is the violent explosion of the bum flappers. 

Interesting note on the human body if you bum slit went sideways instead of up and down, every time you ran up stairs the flappers would clap together   like clapping your hands  

[noendtoit]

Don't have an answer about the Thai food.  But when my wife eats something that makes her fart, I fight back by boiling up and pot of high sulfur cabbage and wolfing it down.  Nothing has the stink or staying power of a cabbage fart.

 

A little bit off topic, I have a friend here that is so stinking cheap that when he farts, only the dogs can hear it.

[Rooo]

Note to mods........this is a serious subject, if you move to pub may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits !

 

And may a flee infested pregnant camel give birth in your bed. 

[pitchag]

A woman took her aged mum to a old folks home, really nice place, and said to mum you sit her by the widow while I go and do the paperwork, one of the nurses seeing the old lady about to fall of the chair sideways rushes to straighten her up, this happens about 3 times ,when the daughter comes back and asks if mum likes the place, she replies it is indeed a lovely place but they just will not let you fart.

 

[tartempion]

I take 2x2 capsules of turmeric daily, problem solved, 80B per 50 caps, life long, if I forget just one day farting starts again  

[FarmerJoe]

Thank you O.P. and repliers for lifting my spirits up from a rather difficult day. It's always a treat when someone starts a discussion thats funny, instead of the same stuff we see here every day. By the way, Isan food does it for me and the wife. we laugh for hours later at night.

[smokie36]

Note to mods........this is a serious subject, if you move to pub may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits !
 

And may a flee infested pregnant camel give birth in your bed. 

You might want to scratch that comment.

[slipperylobster]

Chang beer and puppy meat.

[neverdie]

Note to mods........this is a serious subject, if you move to pub may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits !
 

And may a flee infested pregnant camel give birth in your bed. 

Ahhh, so you've finally confessed......how's ur arm pits ? :P

Never forget neverdie's voodoo is fairly accurate, so please take care ;)

[neverdie]

Chang beer and puppy meat.

slip,

do you need to borrow a few quid buddy, eating the soi dogs, must be doing it tuff.......at least ur washing down with some Chang.....priorities all correct ! ;)

[neverdie]

I take 2x2 capsules of turmeric daily, problem solved, 80B per 50 caps, life long, if I forget just one day farting starts again  

Never heard of such a thing.

They say you learn something everyday. Today I learnt two things, thanks to you !

[Thakkar]

I fart every time some uses the phrase "food for thought"

Doh! Here it comes...

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[transam]

Sorry, can't help with this one, don't eat Thai food. BUT, my farts come in very different guises with non Thai food. Silent but deadly is my favourite, cos when it is recognised by other folk, I give them that "it was you look".............. .......................

 

[neverdie]

Thank you O.P. and repliers for lifting my spirits up from a rather difficult day. It's always a treat when someone starts a discussion thats funny, instead of the same stuff we see here every day. By the way, Isan food does it for me and the wife. we laugh for hours later at night.

You are welcome. TVF should have a special category for me because basically every thing I post is shite...... some people are just too serious about it all. About 80% of my work here gets deleted because the mods are jealous of my good looks and extremely LARGE penis.


Standby for my next thread ;)

[neverdie]

Note to mods........this is a serious subject, if you move to pub may the fleas from a thousand camels infest your armpits !
 

And may a flee infested pregnant camel give birth in your bed. 

You might want to scratch that comment.

Old smokes......ur Moto must be, "never let a chance go by"

55555 @[email protected].

[neverdie]

Sorry, can't help with this one, don't eat Thai food. BUT, my farts come in very different guises with non Thai food. Silent but deadly is my favourite, cos when it is recognised by other folk, I give them that "it was you look".............. .......................
 

WHA WHA WHA What the heck is wrong with you.....besides the obvious? YOU don't eat Thai food, wha wha wha da fekk.

U must be one of these boring farangs that won't try this and that, wha wha what the?

Wait until we meet young tranny am. ANGRY FACE ! :P

[transam]

 

Sorry, can't help with this one, don't eat Thai food. BUT, my farts come in very different guises with non Thai food. Silent but deadly is my favourite, cos when it is recognised by other folk, I give them that "it was you look".............. .......................
 

WHA WHA WHA What the heck is wrong with you.....besides the obvious? YOU don't eat Thai food, wha wha wha da fekk.

U must be one of these boring farangs that won't try this and that, wha wha what the?

Wait until we meet young tranny am. ANGRY FACE !

 

 

Yep, I have tried them, I end up talking on that big white telephone for hoooooooooours, so, do my own thing now......BUT, getting back to the crux of the topic, do you like my silent but deadly thingy.

 

I might play that on you.......... ...........