giddyup Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people. Just in case they need to spend a coin. Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse. You're here aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people. Just in case they need to spend a coin. Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse. You're here aren't you? Here is a relatively young goat on the internet.. age has nothing to do with being on an internet forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weegee Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Guys pigging out on the food at a new bar opening, or a bar party and sitting on a small bottle of water all night. Oh, and Russians stopping at a bar that had a pig on the spit and asking if they could get a plate full to take down to the beach. Without buying a drink mind. I throw a party at my local for my birthday. It gives me great pleasure to welcome all the balloon chasers that I've never seen before in that bar nursing a beer for 45 minutes. I wander over and introduce myself, thank them profusely for coming to my party, express my sincere desire that they enjoyed the food, and then shake my empty glass under their nose while waving over one of the serving staff. "JD coke". Never fails.....I don't know why they don't stay and buy me a second drink. Because they realise they cant afford to drink with a upmarket, classy drinker of "JD coke"..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 If one is IN CHARGE, of the TGAU corporation finances, has to be stingy to a certain extend. Can't let irresponsible people, like the OP and certain other minor members of the board to spend the corporation money on self indulgent, treating the bar girls, the ladyboys, and wasting the money on alcohol. I do maintain a strict regime here and whoever doesn't abide, will be thrown back to the gutter where they came from in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laolover88 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 My lovely wife reckons you can get at lest 50 cups of tea from a tea bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WitawatWatawit Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them. Even your own? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Re-use toilet paper. thats normal + you can then use both edges too, before washing it to re use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattszero Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people. Just in case they need to spend a coin. Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse. But I'm only 39 and have a young daughter. Thus no life here Am I exempt from painted ducks butts? No. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? Those I use for storing drinking water. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattszero Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people. Just in case they need to spend a coin. Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse. You're here aren't you? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattszero Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I've seen several hundred old goats spending all day moaning on an internet forum rather than go out and socialize with real people. Just in case they need to spend a coin. Tighter than two coats of paint on a ducks arse. You're here aren't you? Here is a relatively young goat on the internet.. age has nothing to do with being on an internet forum. Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Some teachers - one bottle of beer, four straws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas_cars Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? Those I use for storing drinking water. LOLLZZ. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurwait Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? Those I use for storing drinking water. Costas will try to milk them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Payboy Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own?Those I use for storing drinking water. Costas will try to milk them. He's gonna need a big pair of hands. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner. He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post arthurwait Posted August 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2014 real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner. He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker. So would I , blooming big things those tankers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonman Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 (edited) "A friend" out on a "date". was a little heated and popped the cork too soon but with the desire not satisfied he shook the boys outta the condom to make room for a second round. Edited August 8, 2014 by Spoonman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 real story. Few years ago i saw an Israeli, he rented a motorbike. At the evening he did bring back the motorbike to the owner. He asked a refund on the petrol still left in the tanker. So would I , blooming big things those tankers. i did mean tank so another one. Still the same israeli guy, he did stay in a hotel for few days (the same place where he did rent the motorbike). The last day, he call the owner and complain during all his stay, the fridge didnt work. So he wanted a discount on the rent. The thai owner was very surprise, because the hotel was quite new, so he did check the fridge, ....and to discover quickly that the Israeli did just unplugged the fridge 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them. Even your own? fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WitawatWatawit Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags. Yeah, but you have to hold them on with a rubber band -and you know how sheep's tails are docked in NZ, don't you? A tight rubber band around the tail to cut off blood supply until the tail rots and drops off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags. Yeah, but you have to hold them on with a rubber band -and you know how sheep's tails are docked in NZ, don't you? A tight rubber band around the tail to cut off blood supply until the tail rots and drops off. Same method is used for young lambs testicles. Makes your eyes water, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomangosteen Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 An English teacher stealing English language magazines from a local cafe - woman owner was too shy to confront him when she saw him on two occasions putting bunches of them into his backpack At least he paid for his coffee Small stuff, but irritating. I was source of those magazines, 2012-13 made many trips to Malaysia and would buy music/movie/cycling magazines, when finished they'd go to her cafe's 'library'. Understand he and his colleague left unpaid rent and associated debts and school were pursuing reimbursement from the agency they hired them through. Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 I know someone who only uses his car Air-Conditioning when the car is running down-hill. When queried, he replied ... helps with the engine braking ... . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 To save water, I don't wash condoms before reusing them.Even your own? fancy wasting a condom, any 7-11 will give you unlimited plastic bags. Such fashionable luxuries I only use for first dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I know someone who only uses his car Air-Conditioning when the car is running down-hill. When queried, he replied ... helps with the engine braking ... . must drive an automatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gomangosteen Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 2012 the town (pop.4500) had the addition of a third native English speaker, 'Stinky Pete'. Fortunately he departed (a quick flit, unpaid debts) after a few months. At 72 he was agile enough to climb the hedge to the local community swimming pool on Mondays (the one day a week they closed) to avoid paying. It may also have been his one shower per week - if he chose to use their facilities. He caused an 'incident' over 10b; bought a 20l of water and when he got home discovered a leak in the container. Maybe it was brittle/aged; maybe he'd dropped it down too hard . . . but no, he chose to go back to the shop and shout at the 80+ year old woman there demanding an exchange. Embarrassing for us - as foreigners he was somehow our 'friend' and my partner was called to smooth things over. His response 'well they should speak f****** English shouldn't they?' Glad to hear he'd left town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Re-use toilet paper.How about not using toilet paper? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Saving a bogey in case the next time you go dipping you do not have any to chew on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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