The Ventriloquist

[alvino]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a

show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he

starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:"I've heard enough

of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype

women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her

worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me

from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our

full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to

perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde

yells,

"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little smart ass

on your knee."

[suegha]

a classic...