Two Woodpeckers

TWO WOODPECKERS

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a California woodpecker were

arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no

woodpecker could peck.

The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and

promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The

Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian

woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely

unpeckable. The Hawaii woodpecker expressed confidence

he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully

pecked the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that

the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian

tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the

Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in

their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the

same conclusion...

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.