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Check for wallet.

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Offer her a free ride on a Baht Bus
Will pay to make them go away.

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JT, Are you scared of a bit of competition?
No. I'm a real man dude. Apples and camel toes. ..

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Really? Those lads are playing a trick on me. They sent me a picture and said it was you.....long hair, cute arse and big lips. I couldn't believe my eyes.....now I'm really confused, who was that picture of?

Typically, they're Makin a fool of me again.....& I don't really need help with that normally :(

I should of been suspicious.......I will get even with them ??

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Costas you are the marketing manager for TGAUs

I was the Financial Director.

You and Mr Soutpeel fired me.

Now I'm with the competition UAGT, corporation.

Fear of us..........we will bring you down.

You need to report to the Board members

MrT.....he must have an incorrectly inserted TGAU.....it seems to be making him silly. Perhaps we should report this to the medical board and see what action they recommend.

Poor Costas, first it was the badgers and gerbils and now it's the TGAU twisted him all up.

Perhaps it's time for us to retire the Greek Milker?

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Costas you are the marketing manager for TGAUs

I was the Financial Director.

You and Mr Soutpeel fired me.

Now I'm with the competition UAGT, corporation.

Fear of us..........we will bring you down.

You need to report to the Board members

Too late, I'm afraid.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

They couldn’t put our 2 hearts together again

We stand on a wall of happiness

We stand on a wall of love

We stand on a wall of security so high above

With his arms wrapped all around me

It was like a fairy tale

2 people so in love

Tell me how could this fail, how could it fail

The walls start shakin’ her love right now

Happiness is given away, security is fallin’ down

He fell when I fell, another is left to tell

Posted

good one i am oz not nz where normal dress code gumboots in nz ask how do they find there sheep in long grass on mountains

beauteyfullee

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good one i am oz not nz where normal dress code gumboots in nz ask how do they find there sheep in long grass on mountains

beauteyfullee

Unfortunately, now I am getting too old to run I always end up with the ugly ones that are left.whistling.gif

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Never mind the buttocks...here's Thai Visa.

drunk.gif

Here's to you and here's to me,

best of friends we'll always be,

but if by chance you disagree,

then f#ck you and here's to me !

Here's to you as good as you are

And here's to me as bad as I am

But as good as you are, and as bad as I am

I'm as good as you are...as bad as I am!

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good one i am oz not nz where normal dress code gumboots in nz ask how do they find there sheep in long grass on mountains

beauteyfullee

Unfortunately, now I am getting too old to run I always end up with the ugly ones that are left.whistling.gif

You mean, you are left with Mr Neverdie?

Feel really sorry for you.

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good one i am oz not nz where normal dress code gumboots in nz ask how do they find there sheep in long grass on mountains

beauteyfullee

Unfortunately, now I am getting too old to run I always end up with the ugly ones that are left.whistling.gif

You mean, you are left with Mr Neverdie?

Feel really sorry for you.

AFj & I go way back Costas, never mind the insults.

Nasty little hairy backed Milker :P

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good one i am oz not nz where normal dress code gumboots in nz ask how do they find there sheep in long grass on mountains

beauteyfullee

Unfortunately, now I am getting too old to run I always end up with the ugly ones that are left.whistling.gif

You mean, you are left with Mr Neverdie?

Feel really sorry for you.

AFj & I go way back Costas, never mind the insults.

Nasty little hairy backed Milker tongue.png

See, you don't know me very well Mr Neverdie.

I do, what was the guy going on the other day? Ahhh, yes I do a commando.

Takes me hours to shave, my back, then apply those milky, soothing compresses on.

Same, same my face.

We have to maintain an image, you know.

One day, it will be my luck and meet Mr JT.

Have to be very presentable for him.

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JT, Are you scared of a bit of competition?

No. I'm a real man dude. Apples and camel toes. ..

Melons and Camel toes ?

But sadly all I get is Kai Doww for breakfast ...

.

Posted

A hand on your bum means that not all lost and you're attractive to at least one kind

of people in this world... unlike others...

Posted

Just smile and say 5000 baht short time...... but first buy me a drink, and I need payment in advance.

Watch the little darling run a mile.

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