Thailand is great! Just when you think you are getting a handle on it some little thing comes up to put a smile on your face.

This afternoon on a flight from Phitsanulok to Bkk I (and the rest of the passengers) was introduced to two charming Thai birds, Nok On and Nok Off.

I had to ask them "Seriously?" as I was getting off the plane. I was still smiling until I got to the taxi queue.............................

BTW, it is true with the nicknames.

I love it Thailand is full of so many little things like that. For instance my friend Boy or are neighbor Porn. If you have a closed mind you are missing a lot. You may not agree with it all but it has worked for 100s of years for them so there must be some thing in it.

Thai language is an exciting and intriguing gift that keeps on giving. I have also learned about the pointlessness of caring about morality and reevaluating concepts of right and wrong.

How do repair a tyre ? Well take it off and put a new one on , Thai way .

Sorry cannot repair.

Get used to it !

Oh yes... "cannot" and "no have" are the most common English words uttered in Thailand....

Thé mots common are seven and eleven :-)

After 10 years. Why do 7/11 have 12 staff, 3 tills yet just one person serving?

That´s because the big bosses at 7/11 know how lazy most thai workers are and they can quit a job just like that.

most thai workers are lazy? lol. let me know when youre planting and cutting rice pal, I'm eager to watch how a real farang he-man worker does it!

And thats done how many days of the year?

Thai language is an exciting and intriguing gift that keeps on giving. I have also learned about the pointlessness of caring about morality and reevaluating concepts of right and wrong.

But many have adapted well, very well.

What I have lean about thailand I am very luck to be born in a luck country like Australia and just to day I was saying to my thai gf if it were not for you I would never ever live here in thailand and I don't , I come and go to thailand not sure if I could live here full time but let's face it not sure but most of the western man that live here are here because of there thai .

It surprises me there are westerners who live abroad and still think they have a girlfriend in Thailand

You see mcfish I could not give a sh?t if my thai plays up when I am away , like a thai would say up to her and who cares have a lot of mongo on a mongo tree I will just get a new one , I am not like you afraid to lever my thai here and go back home so you need to get a life before you can talk about some thing that you have no idea about .

You see mcfish I could not give a sh?t if my thai plays up when I am away , like a thai would say up to her and who cares have a lot of mongo on a mongo tree I will just get a new one , I am not like you afraid to lever my thai here and go back home so you need to get a life before you can talk about some thing that you have no idea about .

Georgie, why do you continue to embarrass yourself ?

Urban Dictionary: Mongo

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mongo

Mongo. In skateboarding, pushing the skateboard with your front foot. If you're normal, you use your left foot, and vice versa for goofy. The poser skated mongo.

The Lever

www.ohio.edu/people/williar4/html/haped/nasa/simpmach/lever.htm

A lever is one of the simplest mechanical devices. A lever consists of a beam or stick or rod. However, a lever by itself is not effective. It must have something on ...

thai..... Thai.

You see mcfish I could not give a sh?t if my thai plays up when I am away , like a thai would say up to her and who cares have a lot of mongo on a mongo tree I will just get a new one , I am not like you afraid to lever my thai here and go back home so you need to get a life before you can talk about some thing that you have no idea about .

Georgie, why do you continue to embarrass yourself ?

Urban Dictionary: Mongo

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mongo

Mongo. In skateboarding, pushing the skateboard with your front foot. If you're normal, you use your left foot, and vice versa for goofy. The poser skated mongo.

The Lever

www.ohio.edu/people/williar4/html/haped/nasa/simpmach/lever.htm

A lever is one of the simplest mechanical devices. A lever consists of a beam or stick or rod. However, a lever by itself is not effective. It must have something on ...

thai..... Thai.

First you need to lean to spell my name and I like up setting people like you that live on the sit ha ha