Guest distilling Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 (edited) I met a lady the other day who introduced herself as "Pepsi". I'd been told about these strange nicknames, like "Dream" (after the bike), etc., but Im wondering if anyone has any light to shed or other funny examples? Wish I knew how to change the embarrassing misspelling in the title of this post! Edited July 24, 2006 by distilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Our female carpenter was called "Poo" what a shitty name I met a "Pong" once in a club.....she was not a pretty sight and a horrible name to go with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I have a good friend called Porn! In this instance the most distinct oxymoron I have ever come across!! Good Luck Moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Our female carpenter was called "Poo" what a shitty name ปู่ - In Thai it means 'crab', not 'crap'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I have a good friend called Porn! In this instance the most distinct oxymoron I have ever come across!!Good Luck Moss พร - means 'blessing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrose070 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Our checkout clerk at the Tesco Lotus is a girl named Sow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Our checkout clerk at the Tesco Lotus is a girl named Sow. Think it might be spelt "Sao" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffphuket Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I was talking with my wife about Thai nick names only a few days ago, and we came to the conclusion that almost every letter in the English alphabet is used as one. Her nick name's 'F' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Ladies: Golf, Beer, Fang Guys: Rat A guy's real first name: Therdsak (pronounced: turd sack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blinky Bill Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 Ladies: Golf, Beer, FangGuys: Rat A guy's real first name: Therdsak (pronounced: turd sack) And the former Thai Prime Minister could be well accepted in Wales........Chewin' Leek Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 I think the OP means more along the lines of unusual english words used for nicknames rather than making fun of names that have a perfectly good meaning in Thai. Sao or Pong are both examples of good names in thai. Although, I have to admit, I would never name my kid Pornsuk just for the grief they would get in the West. That said, my nephew's nickname is Game. as in the English word Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Guys: Rat Actually girls are named 'Rat' as well... and it is pronounced as RP English 'rut' (short vowel). --------------------- As for English words used as names, some, like 'Beer' (Bia) and 'Golf' (Gáwp) are more common than others. I have a friend whose name is 'Goal' though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Nook, short for snooker (rather than sanook). Dad was a big snooker player when he was born Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Hubbies mate called his newborn daughter Guitar. Cause he is a guitarist! poor kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I know a girl called Guitar too. I guess it's better than Ibanez or Stratocaster though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindsayBKK Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I knew a Thai guy in Australia who's name was "Dum" (Black) I also know a Doy, Deer, Nop, Toy, Kob (frog), Duie, Sunny, Base, Pong. Have too many to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaiGreg Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Not a true nickname, but I have a friend whose name was intended to be gamlai (bracelet) but in a rare twist of the "r"-to-"l" mixups ended up with a birth certificate listing her name as gamrai (profit) The storey goes that her father had a few too many on his way to the amphur to register her birth. She prefers to be called Noi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MYMA Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 As a teacher, I have come across some very interesting ones, especially the boys names...Keyboard, Fourwheel, Unique and Uh-Oh. Poo is very popular although some spell it Pooh, I'm told because of Winnie the Pooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 some people in BKK make me confused sometimes a dog is named = meaw >CAT a cat is named =ling >MONKEY a hamster is named =gra tai >RABBIT a bull frog is nammed =mah > DOG etc. all make me dopey sometimes as...(on phone) :Hi doc , i will bring ling (monkey) for checking up ..... ( it's abvious a cat when i see ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy2 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Most memorable Thai name I ever came across was the receptionist at the first hotel I stayed at in Thailand. Her name was Bang On. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samui Coconut Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 An or Ann Stout Bpiak or Piak Tiny Bpet or Pet Duck Bum Dimpled Dairng or Deng Red Dam or Dum Black Dteuan, Teuan or Tuan Warn Dting or Ting Protrusion Dtohng, Tohng or Tong Tall Dtoi or Toy Tiny Dton or Ton Trunk Dtuk-dtah or Tukataa Doll Fah or Faa Sky Fon Rain Gai Chicken Gair-o Crystal Gop Frog Gung Prawn Jo Eat/play (slang) Lek Small Mai New Mair-o Cat Mairm, Mem or Mam Madam Miaw, Miao or Miow Sound of a cat Moo Pig Mot Ant Neung One Nit Tiny Noi Little Nok Bird Nu, Nuu or Noo Mouse Nut Junior Oh or Ao Soothe Oi or Oy Sugar cane Som Orange Uan Fat Yai Big Ying Female there must be hundreds more....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Ken Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I have avoided this condescending topic......but, bloody 'ell........can't rsist. Back in '89 a Thai fellow named Dumb (aka 'Dahm') hired another Thai named Nutty (aka 'Nahtti') to kill me. I ended up intimidating Dahm and making a deal with Nhatti . A stressful time with 'Dumb and Nutty'.....but we are all on speaking terms today. ....Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
too true Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 not many make me shake my head any more, but a few that i can't forget are Internet Pizza Bible Order Cheers TT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabaijai Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Am moving this to the Thai Language forum branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Our checkout clerk at the Tesco Lotus is a girl named Sow. Think it might be spelt "Sao" Phonetically, the Thai word sounds like both....so it really doesn't matter how it is spelled in Romanised script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I have a good friend called Porn! In this instance the most distinct oxymoron I have ever come across!! Good Luck Moss พร - means 'blessing'. True....and it could also be a shortened form of "Somporn" or "Pornthep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisan Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 When I first came to Thailand, I was introduced to someone with the tongue-twister of a name Jatukamramthep Supsampantuwongse. To his friends, he was known as Moo! Fortunately, Moo and I became colleagues and then very good friends. As a foreigner and a friend, being able to use his nickname was a blessing. We talked and joked on many occasions about the dilemmas that other foreigners found themselves in when they were introduced to him at formal gatherings. Secretly, we would chuckle together whilst a foreign visitor attempted to say his name. I became increasingly intrigued with Thai nicknames and, with the help of Moo and many other Thai friends, began to understand the background that lead to the use of nicknames. As early as the 17th century, the Thai people were giving their children amusing, yet charming, nicknames as abbreviations of their many-syllabled monikers. Then, the nicknames were, for the most part, natural objects: crystal, gemstones or gold. These days, nicknames are usually common Thai words or even consumer items in English: Ice, Beer, Bank or even Mazda. Yes, I know a child who was given the nickname “Nong Mazda” when his father bought a new Mazda just after his son was born! Most Thais have a nickname (cheu len in Thai, meaning ‘play name’) and, usually, this nickname bears absolutely no resemblance to the formal name. This extensive custom of using nicknames is a reflection of their happy-go-lucky culture. Thais have a formal name that usually has a traditional meaning. However, at home or with close friends, this formal name usually isn’t used. The parents of a baby usually confer the nickname on the baby and the nickname is based on looks or some other characteristic of the baby (hence there are so many ‘Daengs’ because of a baby's reddish tint right after birth). In the past, when infant mortality rates were quite high, the formal name was registered at the local District Office but, in order to deceive the spirits into believing that the child didn’t exist, a nickname was used. Animal nicknames were, and still are, popular because of Thai folklore. If the demons and ghosts could be fooled into thinking a newborn infant was an animal, then they wouldn’t eat the baby. Even today, parents take care not to say that their baby is "pretty", as this might lure a ghost (or perhaps bad luck). So, it’s customary not to boast about a newborn child, but to play it safe by announcing, "The baby is ugly!" Thai nicknames can be divided into at least six groups: fruits, animals, numbers, colours, English words and physical characteristics. Of the many examples, there is Som (orange), Nok (bird), Gai (chicken), Gop (frog), Peung (bee), Meo (cat), and Moo (pig). If a Thai is the oldest of the children, then Neung (one) would be appropriate. There is Daeng (red), Lek (small), Noi (small), Dao (star), and Gung (shrimp). Absolutely nobody is given the nickname Ma (dog). There are shortened versions of real names, like Porn for Pornthep. There are nicknames with no consanants, like Oo, Oi, and A and some Thais have western sounding nicknames like Sue, Joe or Shirley. Many new generation Thais seem to prefer English nicknames. Lots of nicknames have a history. For instance, Tee and Muay suggest that the person is of Chinese extraction. Oan tells us that, during childhood, the person was fat. The nickname is also a good starting point to establish small talk. By simply asking the person their nickname and the meaning, you’ll probably learn lots of personal history also. Works very well as an ‘ice-breaker’! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikker Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I met a Thai Muslim fellow in Bangkok who'd nicknamed his young son "God". Hope the kid doesn't get a himself complex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangnaBound Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 My wife’s younger cousin’s nick name is Ken. I thought it was normal enough until I asked how he got it. She said it’s short for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Then there is the other little cousin, Manu – short for Manchester United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
withnail Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 I knew a girl whose parents, always planning on having two children, named her nong น้อง and her elder sister pii พี่. They ended up having a third child, who they named saam สาม. The funny part being that he now calls nong pii and nong calls saam nong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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