My wife and I would like to conceive another child. However the idea of rubbing our wee-wee's together for the third time in 12 years is too exhausting.

Any suggestions?

PS. This is meant to be fun "fun thread". Please keep it clean..

Maybe Costas will rub it for you....

Maybe i misunderstand the term but if your wife has a wee-wee then is it technically possible for her to conceive?

Let the brother do it.

There was a young man from Rangoon

Who was born one month too soon

All as a result of sperm on a spoon

Maybe this device could help ...

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

Maybe this device could help ...

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

Oi ! Leave my Mrs out of this.

Maybe Costas will rub it for you....

Oh, Pardon me Costas. But I had a good laugh at this..

Don't take it personally.

Is this the way to do it ?.

You are going to rub up a few people the wrong way with this one.

Maybe this device could help ...

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

A "Hands free sperm extractor"??

And I thought it was an outboard motor with an electric start.

Pictures are so deceiving.

Maybe this device could help ...

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/automatic-sperm-extractor-introduced-chinese-hospital

And why are there so many knobs?

Does it do a "wash, spin, rinse cycle"?

Surely an "on/ off" switch is enough.

Keep it simple.

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

And why are there so many knobs?

Does it do a "wash, spin, rinse cycle"?

Surely an "on/ off" switch is enough.

Keep it simple.

Many options, hence the complexity.

Here is a some more information on its capabilities and how you can purchase it.

http://sanwegroup.en.alibaba.com/product/538379418-200289434/automatic_Sperm_extractor.html

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

What is a marigold handshake?

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

J and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, Im sure that we can bump start your wifes tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

Im sure J wont mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

Very kind offer from Gayllips

Moved to pub , don't be surprised if it disappears soon.

Moved to pub , don't be surprised if it disappears soon.

You have to admit Rooo this is one of the more obscure threads, but harmless??

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

‘J’ and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, I’m sure that we can bump start your wife’s tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

I’m sure ‘J’ won’t mind.

"The marigold handshake"?

Oh Dear, now I am suffering from high blood pressure.

Thanks for the offer. Yes, I will keep you informed.

What is a marigold handshake?

"Hold me like a flower"

"Gently?"

"No, by the stalk"

Moved to pub , don't be surprised if it disappears soon.

You have to admit Rooo this is one of the more obscure threads, but harmless??

Thanks Mr Toad. Just a bit of fun. But if it goes soon, then so be it.

Maybe i misunderstand the term but if your wife has a wee-wee then is it technically possible for her to conceive?

He should consider himself lucky he somehow got it done the first time.

Too much ? I went too far didn't I. !

Mouth to Mouth

This thread deserves a sticky ending

Maybe Costas will rub it for you....

he rather will milk it(pun intended). just hope he don't drink it....

sipi darling,

I understand and predicament and sympathize with you.

J and I wanted children but I was unable to conceive (compatibility problems).

In the great bathroom of life, the females pluming system is not my area of expertise.

However, I do have a high level of skill when it comes to the art of rubbing, I once spent an entire day in York carrying out my rubbings in old and decrepit buildings.

If you are shy of being rubbed, we could opt for the marigold handshake.

Failing that, I do have an admirer on these boards who is a world renowned expert on the art of milking, so with the help of my friend, a cup, a test tube and a pippet, Im sure that we can bump start your wifes tummy bump.

Anyway ducks, keep us informed about how you get on with the conception.

If you need any help in practicing about where everything fits together, I would be very willing to help you in this.

Im sure J wont mind.

Pfui!

Well everything cums to those who wank wait

Well everything cums to those who wank wait

Including a marigold handshake??

Well everything cums to those who wank wait

Including a marigold handshake??

LOL