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There was an elderly couple from Iowa visiting New Zealand on vacation a few years ago. They rented a car and decided to tour the North Island. No sooner had they reached the countryside when Mother, who was the driverand was hard of hearing, was pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding.

The traffic cop did the twirly thing with his fingers to wind down the window, which she did.

The cop said to her, "Madam, you were doing over the legal speed limit."

She said to her husband, "What did he say?"

Her husband shouted, "He said you were speeding."

She said to the cop, "I'm sorry officer," to which the officer replied, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to issue you with a speeding ticket." She said to her husband, "What did he say?" He shouted back, "He said he's going to cite you for speeding."

By this time the cop had become aware of her hearing problem, and as he was writing out the ticket, he asked, "Where are you from?"

She said to her husband, "What did he say?"

and he yelled back, "He wants to know where you're from." She said to the cop, "I'm from the United States of America."

The cop then muttered to himself, "I went there once and had the worst sex I'd ever had in my life."

She said to her husband (You guessed it) "What did he say?" to which he replied in a very loud voice, "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"

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