Hog Badgers

[smokie36]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

Well she has been talking about taking the shears to the swamp for a while now so it shouldn't be too much of an issue I think.

[Soutpeel]

My gf is terrified of the big bad lizard in the swamp behind the kitchen who likes to lounge on the window ledge and leer through the window at her as she pretends to cook by microwaving eggs and the suchlike.

Anyway I'm wondering if I trained a couple of badgers would they help to send this thing to next doors window ledge to torment their Doberman?

Youd need a honey badger really, but not sure if they can be domesticated

How do we get one in our back passage?

Perhaps a beehive would help to attract one?

If you are having problems with things in your backpassage a good cleansining and bleach might deal with the problem, thus negating the need for a Honey Badger

if there are problems with ones back passage surely a TGAU is recommended in such cases

[mrtoad]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

Well she has been talking about taking the shears to the swamp for a while now so it shouldn't be too much of an issue I think.

Probably wanting to eradicate toads

[smokie36]

My gf is terrified of the big bad lizard in the swamp behind the kitchen who likes to lounge on the window ledge and leer through the window at her as she pretends to cook by microwaving eggs and the suchlike.

Anyway I'm wondering if I trained a couple of badgers would they help to send this thing to next doors window ledge to torment their Doberman?

Youd need a honey badger really, but not sure if they can be domesticated

to be fair, I don't think an irate Doberman or two would be much of a challenge for the likes of Zuma, throw in a couple of king cobra's as well and he might be interested...

Don't mention snakes to her....I don't want another 5 day stay at the Marriott while the place gets the snake squad inspection!!

[Soutpeel]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

I like beavers...

[mrtoad]

Do you think there are badgers on Bangkok?

[smokie36]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

Well she has been talking about taking the shears to the swamp for a while now so it shouldn't be too much of an issue I think.

Probably wanting to eradicate toads

Oh she doesn't seem to be afraid frogs or toads....she's got a big broom she chases em away with!

[Soutpeel]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

Well she has been talking about taking the shears to the swamp for a while now so it shouldn't be too much of an issue I think.

Probably wanting to eradicate toads

Maybe just clearing a path for when she dumps Smokies36's body in the swamp...

[smokie36]

Do you think there are badgers on Bangkok?

There must be a few....aren't they a protected species in Thailand then?

[smokie36]

I think you better ask your Missus first not sure if she likes badgers

Well she has been talking about taking the shears to the swamp for a while now so it shouldn't be too much of an issue I think.

Probably wanting to eradicate toads

Maybe just clearing a path for when she dumps Smokies36's body in the swamp...

:o:o:o

[mrtoad]

Do you think there are badgers on Bangkok?

There must be a few....aren't they a protected species in Thailand then?

There must be a badgerologist here somewhere?

[Soutpeel]

Do you think there are badgers on Bangkok?

Badgers not sure

but plenty of beavers in certain parts of the city, some even have funny hairstyles

[mrtoad]

Do they carry TB?

[Soutpeel]

Do they carry TB?

Nothing a shot of penicillin cant cure ...

[japsportscarmad]

We've seen them on the land behind ours, it's an old tobacco plantation now derelict, so lots of wild life. They're plain we thought they were small Wild Boar not badgers.

[mrtoad]

We've seen them on the land behind ours, it's an old tobacco plantation now derelict, so lots of wild life. They're plain we thought they were small Wild Boar not badgers.

Honey Badgers?

[Patsycat]

I milked a cat once.

About my Queen thread.

Beware, i shall start a Wham one soon.... that'll get all the sitting down disco dancers going. Wiggling their derierres.

Edited November 7, 2014 by Patsycat

[Soutpeel]

I milked a cat once.

About my Queen thread.

Beware, i shall start a Wham one soon.... that'll get all the sitting down disco dancers going. Wiggling their derierres.

I am sure Gay lips will be overjoyed with the thought of George Micheal, who incidently I believe is of Greek descent, so one wonders if he milked mammals such as badgers the same as Costa's ?

Just to keep things topical

Edited November 7, 2014 by Soutpeel

[mrtoad]

I milked a cat once.

About my Queen thread.

Beware, i shall start a Wham one soon.... that'll get all the sitting down disco dancers going. Wiggling their derierres.

I am sure Gay lips will be overjoyed with the thought of George Micheal, who incidently I believe is of Greek descent, so one wonders if he milked mammals such as badgers the same as Costa's ?

Just to keep things topical

No need to cry over Spilled milk

[WhamBam]

I milked a cat once.

About my Queen thread.

Beware, i shall start a Wham one soon.... that'll get all the sitting down disco dancers going. Wiggling their derierres.

Wiggling derrieres. Sounds more like overweight jelly to me and - to keep it on topic - I imagine it could look like the rear ends of badgers as they sort of waddle and waggle as the walk, don't they?

[mrtoad]

Does Richard Gere like badgers?

[CharlieH]

This is heading for the pub

[CharlieH]

"flame" post removed

[mrtoad]

A flaming badger?

[WhamBam]

This is heading for the pub

But.... but...but, you said it can stay here if we have the numbers

[smokie36]

Are there any badgers in Benjasiri Park?

I've seen lots of other animals there....especially in the morning....its a real menagarie in the morning I can tell you!

[japsportscarmad]

I thought this was a serious topic about nature?

[WhamBam]

I thought this was a serious topic about nature?

This being the nature of things on ThaiVisa.

Very informative. Milking, badgers, toads, the odd queen bee buzzing about and much more variety. It is a seriously odd and offbeat nature topic.

Just be careful who you badger in here though, you never know if there is a sting in the tail buzzing about

[mrtoad]

I thought this was a serious topic about nature?

It is serious. I am still asking of confirmed Badger sightings.

[mrtoad]

Are there any badgers in Benjasiri Park?

I've seen lots of other animals there....especially in the morning....its a real menagarie in the morning I can tell you!

I am currently near that location, might take a stroll down there. Sounds interesting and a possible wildlife sanctuary in the heart of Sukhumvit