How attractive are you? Really? What are your Best Features?

[I Like Thai]

When I was younger I was vain.

But now, I'm just perfect.

[Cypress Hill]

Oh dear

OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question.

Second, it was rhetorical

So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical)

Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day

I thought you weren't going to have children?

[champers]

I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.

Blimey. You're married to my girlfriend!

[neverdie]

I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.

Blimey. You're married to my girlfriend!

They're all sisters when you turn them upside down !

[meatboy]

yesterday i realized i am not just a hansum man,i cooked sunday dinner for the wf.faggots,mushy peas,mashed potatoes,onion gravy and mint sauce.

she loved it sooooooooooo much when finnished she showed her appreciation by getting me a ice cold can of cider,now thats what you call true love.

[ExPratt]

My missus called me a "Very Idiot" the other day , She loves me

[Patsycat]

My sister and i had an argument last night about who was the most beautiful - you are, no you are etc.

In the end we, after wasting 15 minutes of prime time international mobile phone pennies, agreed we were both the most beautiful creatures on this planet.

So there. Done and dusted. This thread may now be closed.

We are like the Corrs - gorgeous sisters and the ugly brother.

Wine did have a say in the matter.

[David48]

My sister and i had an argument last night about who was the most beautiful - you are, no you are etc.

In the end we, after wasting 15 minutes of prime time international mobile phone pennies, agreed we were both the most beautiful creatures on this planet.

So there. Done and dusted. This thread may now be closed.

We are like the Corrs - gorgeous sisters and the ugly brother.

Wine did have a say in the matter.

'who was the most beautiful' ... Which ever of you are naked ATT ? (Bad Boy David ... MFG would not approve!)

BTW ... I love the Corrs ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Q5gTvYrl8

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[David48]

But I preferred the Corrs a little more traditional ... when the craic was good ... they played with the Chieftains.

I used to live in Galway ...

Heck, I still remember Enya when she sung with Clannad ... she was on a Float at the Paddy's Day Parade in Dublin.

Must have been mid - late 80's.

But we digress.

Aunty Pasty ... back on topic ... I'm sure your best features would be discovered with 5 mins of meeting you.

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[Patsycat]

You'd hear my cackling laughter from a mile away

[David48]

You'd hear my cackling laughter from a mile away

Indeed we would ... indeed we would.

Since you are still awake ... a little treat to take away the grey skies and the cold weather.

PM sent.

[smokie36]

But I preferred the Corrs a little more traditional ... when the craic was good ... they played with the Chieftains.

I used to live in Galway ...

Heck, I still remember Enya when she sung with Clannad ... she was on a Float at the Paddy's Day Parade in Dublin.

Must have been mid - late 80's.

But we digress.

Aunty Pasty ... back on topic ... I'm sure your best features would be discovered with 5 mins of meeting you.

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You'd make a good knife wielding maniac from Connemarra.

I love that lilting accent out west.

[steven100]

I am attractive .... but I don't think i'm allowed to discribe in detail my best feature on this forum , you will have to use your imagination .....

[uptheos]

I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?"

She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour"

......I'll get my coat...........

[transam]

I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?"

She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour"

......I'll get my coat...........

Mine said she likes my singing..................

[smokie36]

I look great in Speedos.

[rgs2001uk]

My best features, I smoke, drink and swear too much, I also use language some might consider offensive or non PC such as racist and sexist.

The Thais love it.

[smokie36]

When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight.

[rgs2001uk]

When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight.

Are they battery operated?

Do they sell them in the farang enclave of the lower Suk ghetto or can I buy them in the local Big C?

have you got a spare set going cheap?

[smokie36]

When I add my fluorescent reindeer horns it sends the girls into squeals of delight.

Are they battery operated?

Do they sell them in the farang enclave of the lower Suk ghetto or can I buy them in the local Big C?

have you got a spare set going cheap?

There is a stall by Soi 5 selling them every Xmas.

[rgs2001uk]

^^^^^,

theres a lot of stuff for sale outside the bus stop at soi 5, for the most part dodgy.

The mrs wants to know, what size horn, farang or japanese size?

[smokie36]

These are dual purpose....and at a push I've found can leave half a dozen girls squealing in delight simultaneously.

They are battery powered but seem to last a gpod long while...last pair were still working in February when I ditched em through sheer exhaustion.

[rgs2001uk]

^^^^,

sorry I am a straight A shooter, no need for dual purpose.

Hope Mrs Smokes doesnt get wind of this. lol

[smokie36]

^^^^,

sorry I am a straight A shooter, no need for dual purpose.

Hope Mrs Smokes doesnt get wind of this. lol

Mum's the word I think.....errrrm...no wait......

[azaazo9]

Does this topic just for men married to Thai women?

[pigeonjake]

azzaso,

join in, your more then welcome,

as for me, i had a good heart and would help anyone before i came here,,,

so being here, its just got bigger, my heart that is,,

i think thats why she loves me, and i do make her laugh,,,,

and before some say,, no i dont spend lots of money,

[David48]

Does this topic just for men married to Thai women?

Nah ... have some fun with it.

[azaazo9]

azzaso,

join in, your more then welcome,

Thanks!

Well..I would do anything for him. I am his best friend, I am the best cook (he thinks so ), and of course i am attractive.